Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'm sorry, I've got to wash my scales. 

[DubWolf 17,295]

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Too busy poisoning water supplies. burning crops, and delivering a plague unto houses.

[DubWolf 17,295]

LAL  

Because I now have the plague :C

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I doubt the other guests want a plague-bringer at the party.

[Catsle 604]

I have to go save little Timmy from the well!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

I'm allergic to cats.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I can't go, cause I'm busy being lazy and doing nothing.

[Megas 27,742]

I can't go because the party will be boring

[Catpone Cerberus 23,616]

I can't come because I don't like parties, and I must be fun at parties. 

[Hetairoi15 130]

I am afraid I won't be able to go, on my way to the shops to get snacks and drink for the party I saw this really old lady struggling at the ATM. SOOOOoooOO I stop and help her, but it turns out that she didn't have enough cash to catch a cab and the necessary transport to visit her family in the northern parts of the country, so I offered to at least drop her off closer to the train terminal, it was on the way to the party in any case. But as I dropped her off, another person just manage to flag me down and ask with tear filled eyes for a lift, they need to get to the hospital, a family member of some sort is in serious condition. So I decide to take them, as the hospital is just slightly out of the way. As I drop the person off, suddenly, as if the floodgates burst open, a tenfold of patients arrive at the hospital with a terrible case of food poisoning. Understaffed, since it is already such a late hour, the doctor in charge asked if I can help with medical care, seeing that I know basic first aid and that the patients don't require intricate medical care, I helped them out. After all the patients were taken care of it seems that the medical staff skipped lunch and dinner for two days straight because of the influx of patients, so I had no other decent choice but to share the snacks with them during a break in the business. So after all that time passed and snackless, I passed out along with most of the medical staff since some of the drinks were spiked by one of the nurses to help everyone relax, but they overestimated the amount... So I simply missed your party, I apologise.

[Aadelrun 284]

Sorry I can't, I have a quidditch match.

[Telferi 6,906]

I am sorry, but i have to prepare for my exams.

[Olsen1987 133]

i don't like parties.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I doesn't like parties so he never makes one and never invite me.

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

I was lost at sea. Sorry about that. It is OK though, I am back now though. I brought you this glass of salt water as proof.

[LunarShadow 397]

The avatar is too cute. I don't want to have a heart attack. 

[Will Guide 21,362]

Sorry, it's raining! Rain doesn't put me in a partying mood! Call back when the sun comes out!

[Leave a Whisper 703]

7 hours ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Sorry, it's raining! Rain doesn't put me in a partying mood! Call back when the sun comes out!

You look like you've got a lot of shelf organizing to do. I'll check back later.

[Prospekt 11,018]

Hey all you old-gen ponies... Ummm yeah, so, about that party of yours... I got invited to one in G4. No offense, but it's Pinkie Pie's and since I want to live I can't miss that one.

[Leave a Whisper 703]

3 minutes ago, Prospekt said:

Hey all you old-gen ponies... Ummm yeah, so, about that party of yours... I got invited to one in G4. No offense, but it's Pinkie Pie's and since I want to live I can't miss that one.

Sea water does make it hard to eat and breathe. Anywho, I've got a monster of the week to fight off. Toodles!

Edited May 16, 2017 by Leave a Whisper

[reader8363 1,281]

I can't, I have to get up early tomorrow and I can't fall asleep during the day.

(It's the best I can come up with)

[Will Guide 21,362]

I can't. The unicorn me wants to go to the party. But the easily frightened Changeling in me doesn't want to come. We share a body, so we'd have to agree on something to do it!

Edited May 16, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Leave a Whisper 703]

1 hour ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

I can't. The unicorn wants to go to the party. But the easily frightened Changeling in me doesn't want to come. We share a body, so we'd have to agree on something to do it!

Tambelon's army is invading. Party later!

 

 

Edited May 16, 2017 by Leave a Whisper

[Prospekt 11,018]

Umm... I'm kinda scared of getting zapped, considering you look like you're gonna shoot me with a magical laser or something. D: I think I'll cozy up with a book... sorry...