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Pinkie VS Cadence. WHO IS PINKER (better)?


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Pinke Pie. I actually have a fairly long analysis to support my decision:

 

 

Pinkie Pie is pinkiest because of reasons that are pink and pinkie pie is pinkie and pie so yeah.....pink.

 

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Just because they're both pink, doesn't mean that one's better than the other...even though Cadence is a Princess...

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Pinkie:


YO I'M PINKIE PIE, THROWIN' THIS PARTY JUST FOR YOU!


YA LOSING PARTY CUZ WHAT YOU SAY STICKS BACK TO YOU!


 


I'M THE QUEEN OF THE PINK, NOPONY IS LIKE ME!


I'LL MAKE YOU FEEBLE LIKE YOUR YET BE BORN BABY!


 


YOU'RE NOT PINK, CUZ YOU STINK  SHINY WOULD THINK AS WELL!


MY PINK BLOWS YOUR PINK OUT OF THE WATER AND STRAIGHT TO HELL!


 


JUST GIVE UP GIRL! YOU COULD NEVER BEAT ME!


I'M THE PINKEST OF THE PINK AND THE QUEEN OF MC!


 


Cadence:


YOU CALL THAT RAPPIN' FOOL? HAH! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO!


DON'T YOU BRING MY HUSBAND INTO THIS, CUZ BIOTCH YOU DON'T KNOW!


 


YOU SO DESPERATE, YOU HAVE THE WORD "PINK" IN YOUR NAME!


I'M THE REAL ROYALTY OF THE PINK, AND GIRL YOU JUST LAME!


 


I'VE BEEN ON THIS WORLD SO LONG AND SEEN SO MANY THINGS!


AND OF ALL OF THAT I NEVER SEEN SOME GIRL WHO DON'T GOT NO BLING!


 


YOU SO POOR, AND A SNORE THAT YOU ARE SUPER GREEN


OF ALL OF MY PINKNESS, GIRL DON'T YOU MAKE A SCENE!


 


Pinkie:


I DON'T NEED MONEY TO BE SUPER FLY!


AS LONG AS I AM THIS PINK, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY!


 


MY PARTIES ARE MY SPECIALTY, WHAT ARE YOUR'S AGAIN?


OH YEAH! IT'S THE FEELING OF COMMITMENT TO YO MAN!


 


Cadence:


NOW HOLD ON A SECOND GIRL! MARRIAGE DOESN'T RUIN MY LIFE!


IF ANYTHING YOU SEEM MORE LIKE THE STEREOTYPICAL WIFE!


 


YOU SPEND THE DAY COOKING PASTRIES, ALMOST NONE FOR YOURSELF


YOU SLAVE AWAY SO FREQUENTLY, YOU'RE LIKE A SANTA ELF!


 


Pinkie:


OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU DID NOT JUST DIS MY BAKIN'!


NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW NO MERCY, I WILL SIZZLE YOU LIKE BACON!


 


YOU THINK YOUR SO COOL WITH THAT CASTLE AND YOUR HUBBY!


BUT EVEN WHEN I EAT ALL THESE, YOU ARE STILL THE BIGGER TUBBY!


 


THAT'S WHAT IT DOES TO YA, AS WELL AS THAT BABY!


JUST GIVE IT A SHORT FEW YEARS, AND YOU'LL BE HOMELY AND LAZY!


 


WITH YA SERVANTS SERVIN YA, AND THE MONEY SHOWERIN ON YA!


YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, SO SAY GOODNIGHT TO YA CHANCES AS A RAPPA!


 


Cadence:


YOU THINK YOU WON? PAH-LEASE, THAT WAS SO WEAK!


WITH YOUR LAME EXCUSES, AND YA FAT SHAMIN'! GOSH WHAT A GEEK!


 


WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER TO WHAT THE HAY TIME DOES TO YOU?


IN THE END THAT DOESN'T MATTER, AND YOU WELL KNOW THAT IS TRUE!


 


YOUR RHYTHMS ARE BAD, YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE SAD. YOUR MAMA WOULD BE SO MAD!


TO SEE YOUR SORRY SELF LIKE THIS. JUST ADMIT IT YOU'VE BEEN HAD!


 


LOOKS LIKE WE OUT OF TIME, ON THIS FIGHT AND YOUR SWAG!


SEE YA LATER PINKIE PIE, I HOPE THE AUDIENCE DID NOT GAG!


 


 


WHO WON???? YOU DECIDE!!! EPIIIIIC RAP BATTLE OF PONY!!!!!!


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The Pink One Shall' Not Be Challenged By Princess Can Dance!

 

She Is Superior In Every Single Aspect!

 

Oh Pink One, Show Them, Show Them The Extent Of Thy Pinkness! Crush Her Under Wall Number 4! Crush Her Under The Sweets! CRUSH HER WITH THY LIMITLESS POWER!

 

*Cough* Mm-Hrm, Y-yes, P-Pinkie Pie is C-certainly better...

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I will say this first, Cadence has an absolutely LOVELY design and color scheme, I love that about her, but gah she is boring. Cadence is so,,,unintersting. Her voice is okay at best and overall she is just one of the more boring characters in the show for me. Pinkie, she is just awesome. Fourth wall breaking, gravity defying, reality smiting, cupcake eating awesome Pink Pony of craziness, what is not to love?  :lol:  She seems like a pony that is fully embraces what she loves and enjoys and I absolutely love that in any character. 


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