Make this as complicated as you can

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

So you want to order pizza, but to order pizza...

[Venomous 18,814]

If a crocodile steals a child, and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

But to figure out the paradox, you have to go to the library to find the answer.  But to get into the library...

[Vulcan 3,254]

You have to find your car keys , using only the power of imagination but to use the power of imagination...

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

You have to break into some chamber containing tons of Cutie Marks and use the staff within to get some inspiration.  But to use the staff...

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

You have to climb a mountain in

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

A minimum of 1000 years.  But to do it in at least 1000 years...

[Swift Marquis 327]

You will have to sing at an electric guitar at the top of the Eifel tower with 2 sheeps wearing jetpacks in the middle of the last day of july .... but to do that....

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You first need to acquire the electric guitar that belongs to Death by sneaking in and taking it, all the while jumping on your left toes and your right arm arm rubbing a dalmatian that has been painted orange on the head, and making sure you sing the song of your people at the top of your lungs, but before that...

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

You have to descend into the deepest depths of your local music store to pay a penny for the song, but to get the penny...

[Vulcan 3,254]

You have to descend into the deepest depths of your local music store to pay a penny for the song, but to get the penny...

You must walk the lonely road the only road that you have ever known , and to walk this road...

[Vulcan 3,254]

Revive this thread..a very old thread that you did way back when 

 

To revive this thread....

[Kiri 7,278]

You must find the first post ever made on this site and copy paste it 100 times in 100 individual messages to the user who is within the first one hundred users on this site. It will then generate enough power to revive any topic on the forums. To determine which one of these 100 users is worthy of your spam, you have to....

[RandomInternetDude 17]

Be gifted with a premonition of the 100 individual users. For they can only be decided by the gods of this forum; thus whoever is chosen, as the bridge between users and the revival of this thread, will be considered 'The Chosen One'.

 

Whoever is gifted with the premonition must first seek out nearest user to themselves and to find this user, they will have to...

[Lil Pip 775]

Rotate your hovercraft five thousand degrees counter clockwise from the x axis, and forward three twenty degrees from the y axis, and to the right 60 degrees from axis z. Next you ask discord to boil some water in mid-air for you while you chant the dark ritual, hopping backwards down a flight of stairs without falling while sprinkling dandelion seeds from your right hand and daisy flowers from your right. Then you