Ask Rainbow Dash!

[ZomBrony 347]

No.

Never, ever, EVER will.

 

 

 

Well, just keep in mind next time that this factory is...soundproof. And I'm pretty sure a pony can fit into that grinder over there.

*unlocks door*

Bye!

 

 

 

Course I won! No machine can beat the fastest pony in Equestria!

And sure, I'll tell him if he's not too busy lurking "Roleplay World" or whatever he calls it.

 

Did I show SHED or MAGIC.MOV?

[Aureity 3,055]

Where I can't get YOU? Are you kidding? The whole reason I've been teleporting around is to stay away from you. And the cake is for Twilight's birthday.

 

...You're not still mad about the rock and cake, are you?

 

That rock broke my wing...you know how long I had to spend STARING at the clouds instead of flying through them?

 

Hey Rainbow why are people making up stories about you and this colt named Rainbow Blitz (which in the stories you are in love with) are they true? Second, WHY AREN'T U A WONDERBOLT!? THIRD U ARE AN AWESOME PONY STAY COOL!!!!!!!

 

To the first question - My fans have wild imaginations!

To the second question - Why do you think I've been training so hard?

To the third - I know I am, and I plan to stay cool!

 

While waiting on an answer from RB, thought I'd ask you too. . . are skittles made in cloudsdale?! o_o 'cause that would be boss.

 

Yep! Want some?

 

Did I show SHED or MAGIC.MOV?

 

I heard they were rather inappropriate...

 

(OOC: Please don't show them, they do contain some questionable elements not safe for an all-age forum)

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

If Fluttershy got chosen for the Wonderbolts over you, what would you say?

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

So, Dash... any flying tips for a flier as awesome and cool as myself ?

[Gikkleslick 41]

That rock broke my wing...you know how long I had to spend STARING at the clouds instead of flying through them?

 

LIES!

 

How does a 1 inch long FOAM rock break your wing?

 

And if it broke your wing, how did you fly me up to the rainbow factory?

[Aureity 3,055]

If Fluttershy got chosen for the Wonderbolts over you, what would you say?

 

 

So, Dash... any flying tips for a flier as awesome and cool as myself ?

 

It's all instinct. Instinct and practice. You've either got it or you don't, and if you do, just wing it.

 

LIES!

 

How does a 1 inch long FOAM rock break your wing?

 

And if it broke your wing, how did you fly me up to the rainbow factory?

 

That rock could have been a lot of things. Foam was not one of them.

And Twilight fixed me up.

Edited June 30, 2012 by Aureity

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

LIES!

 

How does a 1 inch long FOAM rock break your wing?

 

And if it broke your wing, how did you fly me up to the rainbow factory?

 

You better watch your mouth, my good sir x)

 

 

 

 

It's all instinct. Instinct and practice. You've either got it or you don't, and if you do, just wing it.

 

 

 

That rock could have been a lot of things. Foam was not one of them.

And Twilight fixed me up.

 

Don't listen to him, eh ? He's just jealous of your awesomeness :3

[Glaceon 793]

Who do you like most of the mane 6? Excluding yourself of course.

 

"How do you emit that rainbow trail when you fly?"

Edited June 30, 2012 by Mal (Starbolt)

[Xievie 498]

Rainbow Dash, I cleared the sky in 9 seconds flat. Beat that.

[Aureity 3,055]

Don't listen to him, eh ? He's just jealous of your awesomeness :3

 

Ehh, I'm used to it. Someone as cool as me gets a lot of jealousy.

 

Who do you like most of the mane 6? Excluding yourself of course.

 

"How do you emit that rainbow trail when you fly?"

 

Whoa, hold your horses. I- I can;t choose between my friends!

 

And it just happens naturally. It's a part of who I am. I'm sure there's something unique to you, too, Starbolt!

 

Rainbow Dash, I cleared the sky in 9 seconds flat. Beat that.

 

Video or it didn't happen.

[Spock 91]

It's all instinct. Instinct and practice. You've either got it or you don't, and if you do, just wing it.

 

I think wings would be rather helpful as well.

 

Edited June 30, 2012 by Spock

[Gikkleslick 41]

That rock could have been a lot of things. Foam was not one of them.

And Twilight fixed me up.

 

...I guess I grabbed the wrong one...

 

I'm so sorry! Is there any way I can make it up to you?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

*Serenade*

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-ukkmhXvk

 

You with the sad eyes

Don't be discouraged

Oh I realize

It's hard to take courage

In a world full of people

You can lose sight of it all

And the darkness inside you

Can make you feel so small

 

But I see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

And that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

Your true colors

True colors are beautiful,

Like a rainbow

 

Show me a smile then,

Don't be unhappy, can't remember

When I last saw you laughing

If this world makes you crazy

And you've taken all you can bear

You call me up

Because you know I'll be there

 

And I'll see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

And that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

Your true colors

True colors are beautiful,

Like a rainbow

 

(When I last saw you laughing)

If this world makes you crazy

And you've taken all you can bear

You call me up

Because you know I'll be there

 

And I'll see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

And that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

 

Your true colors

True colors

True colors

Shining through

 

I see your true colors

And that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

Your true colors

True colors are beautiful,

Like a rainbow

Edited July 1, 2012 by Blue

[NavelColt 22,879]

Are there any among your five main friends of whom you look up to in any way? Like role-model wise, or sisterly-wise, or just simple admiration for something they do?

[Aureity 3,055]

I think wings would be rather helpful as well.

 

 

 

...I guess I grabbed the wrong one...

 

I'm so sorry! Is there any way I can make it up to you?

 

You could, um...not throw rocks at me anymore?

...Please?

 

*Serenade*

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-ukkmhXvk

 

You with the sad eyes

Don't be discouraged

Oh I realize

It's hard to take courage

In a world full of people

You can lose sight of it all

And the darkness inside you

Can make you feel so small

 

But I see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

And that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

Your true colors

True colors are beautiful,

Like a rainbow

 

Show me a smile then,

Don't be unhappy, can't remember

When I last saw you laughing

If this world makes you crazy

And you've taken all you can bear

You call me up

Because you know I'll be there

 

And I'll see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

And that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

Your true colors

True colors are beautiful,

Like a rainbow

 

(When I last saw you laughing)

If this world makes you crazy

And you've taken all you can bear

You call me up

Because you know I'll be there

 

And I'll see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

And that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

 

Your true colors

True colors

True colors

Shining through

 

I see your true colors

And that's why I love you

So don't be afraid to let them show

Your true colors

True colors are beautiful,

Like a rainbow

 

 

Are there any among your five main friends of whom you look up to in any way? Like role-model wise, or sisterly-wise, or just simple admiration for something they do?

 

I've always been pretty impressed by Twilight's magic skills, but her bookish nature always strikes me as a bit uncool.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Aureity

[Half-Note 273]

Some ponies say you dye your mane. Is this true?

Edited July 1, 2012 by Half-Note

[Gikkleslick 41]

You could, um...not throw rocks at me anymore?

...Please?

 

...

 

 

Look, I said I was sorry. I meant the rock thing to be a practical joke, nothing that would hurt. I didn't mean to hurt you. Can you forgive me?

Edited July 1, 2012 by MX64

[Aureity 3,055]

Some ponies say you dye your mane. Is this true?

 

They're just jealous. It's natural, of course!

 

...

 

Look, I said I was sorry. I meant the rock thing to be a practical joke, nothing that would hurt. I didn't mean to hurt you. Can you forgive me?

 

Yeah, alright. Friends are better than enemies anyway. /)

[Jonesy 40]

Are you a spy?

[KTP Pretorius 16]

Do you like action/adventure fanfics? If you do, have you read The Pack? You're in it, and you are training for the air force for an upcoming pony war, and the others are training their own way as well. Please read if you have not?

[Bright Honor 2,659]

Hello Rainbow, I am JesstroidPrime. So what has Tank been up to?

[ZomBrony 347]

That rock broke my wing...you know how long I had to spend STARING at the clouds instead of flying through them?

 

 

 

To the first question - My fans have wild imaginations!

To the second question - Why do you think I've been training so hard?

To the third - I know I am, and I plan to stay cool!

 

 

 

Yep! Want some?

 

 

 

I heard they were rather inappropriate...

 

(OOC: Please don't show them, they do contain some questionable elements not safe for an all-age forum)

 

Ok Dash. Have you ever had to use a different computer that's a lot slower than the one you're used to? It's super annoying (Auretiy, RD, or both of you can answer if either of you want)

[Aureity 3,055]

Are you a spy?

 

Not until I finally get my rainbow butterfly knife.

 

Do you like action/adventure fanfics? If you do, have you read The Pack? You're in it, and you are training for the air force for an upcoming pony war, and the others are training their own way as well. Please read if you have not?

 

I don't think I've ever heard of it. I'm not an encyclopedia like Twilight.

 

Hello Rainbow, I am JesstroidPrime. So what has Tank been up to?

 

I, um...I think I lost him.

He was just flying around the Everfree, and then his propellor system broke...

 

Ok Dash. Have you ever had to use a different computer that's a lot slower than the one you're used to? It's super annoying (Auretiy, RD, or both of you can answer if either of you want)

 

There's nothing slower than this piece of junk.

[Bright Honor 2,659]

Aww RD would you like me to go search for him? It's no problem at all.

[ZomBrony 347]

Not until I finally get my rainbow butterfly knife.

 

 

 

I don't think I've ever heard of it. I'm not an encyclopedia like Twilight.

 

 

 

I, um...I think I lost him.

He was just flying around the Everfree, and then his propellor system broke...

 

 

 

There's nothing slower than this piece of junk.

 

Oh I think I can argue that. My Mom built a computer herself using scrap parts from all our other computers, it doesn't even have a good enough video card to play Minecraft and it freezes with just five tabs (I think it was) open

 

Edit: Forgot my question; What do you think of over-dramatic ponies?

Edited July 9, 2012 by ZomBrony