Ask Staticthor Draconus

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

weeeeeeelllllllll.......its a bit hard to explain ever since i opened a vortex to this realm, i have been hanging out here, and am the only one able to go through (except for some others who only stay at my den) to keep panic from rising. i am actually a human with other worldy powers, like for instance *a large swirling vortex appears then vanishes* making black holes, a gift and curse with its power, but i can control it, so its no threat. so like me, everything on my world is like this one, except we are humans instead pf ponies. im a rare ki6d of human though, one with extra special powers. so thats why im here

[WildCard 1,037]

weeeeeeelllllllll.......its a bit hard to explain ever since i opened a vortex to this realm, i have been hanging out here, and am the only one able to go through (except for some others who only stay at my den) to keep panic from rising. i am actually a human with other worldy powers, like for instance *a large swirling vortex appears then vanishes* making black holes, a gift and curse with its power, but i can control it, so its no threat. so like me, everything on my world is like this one, except we are humans instead pf ponies. im a rare ki6d of human though, one with extra special powers. so thats why im here

 

So you are a human that can transform into a pony? Lyra would probably love you xD

Why is it a curse? Sounds pretty awesome to me

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

how is it a curse? its a black hole, once you go in, you are dead, if something falls in, you are not getting it back

[WildCard 1,037]

how is it a curse? its a black hole, once you go in, you are dead, if something falls in, you are not getting it back

 

Just misread it, I thought you mean the transforming

Why did you even gave the idea to summon such things?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

it was a by product of walking through to many portals, a bonus, if you will

but my world has humans, this one has ponies, get it

 

bump for saftey

 

i cant believe i have to bump my own thread to keep it going, how undermining

[MrL0LZ 866]

Draco,

Have you ever used the Aperture Science handheld Portal Device?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

no, mainly because i dont want neurotoxin sprayed in my face

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Dear Staticthor Draconus,

 

I've decided to respond to your message. So one thing I was wondering is what was your family like? Father, Mother, siblings.

 

Thank you.

 

~Celestia

[MrL0LZ 866]

Dear Draco,

if a, lets say GIGANTIC ARMADA OF ALIEN SPACE SHIPS invaded Equestria, how would you react?

Sincerely, The totally normal human worm baby Zim.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Dear Staticthor Draconus,

 

I've decided to respond to your message. So one thing I was wondering is what was your family like? Father, Mother, siblings.

 

Thank you.

 

~Celestia

 

i live with my mother and sister, i grew up without my dad in my life, and im the youngest sibling........well this sums up why it was easy for me to become a brony

 

Dear Draco,

if a, lets say GIGANTIC ARMADA OF ALIEN SPACE SHIPS invaded Equestria, how would you react?

Sincerely, The totally normal human worm baby Zim.

 

.....hehehe, i can see it now, evil alien conquerors being sucked into a giant black hole.....doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom, i love the doom song

 

bump

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

must i ask why the werewolf population is only one in equestira?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

must i ask why the werewolf population is only one in equestira?

 

Because your the only one to have been infected with that god awful alien ailment

 

word to the mods, i would like to start this thread over, so if possible, could you delete this old one

Edited September 3, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus