Ask Staticthor Draconus

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

ask away, i had to make this thread sooner or later

Edited May 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[MrL0LZ 866]

ask away, i had to make this thread sooner or later

 

Draco what fun is there in making sense?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

depends, if you make little sense, but alot, its trolling, but i love making no sense at all for fun.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

draco what is it like in the black hole?

[S.M.S. 8]

dafuq is with you controlling a giant black penis hole? :/

Edited April 24, 2012 by twider

[ZomBrony 346]

How does one simply summon a blackhole?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

draco what is it like in the black hole?

 

dark...very dark...and painfull

 

dafuq is with you controlling a giant black penis hole? :/

 

not funny dude, but the black hole is a by product of crossing time and space to often, giving me partial control of black hole magic

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

...

Why am I here?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

How does one simply summon a blackhole?

 

as said in the last answer, by product

 

...

Why am I here?

 

because im awesome Edited April 25, 2012 by Draco

[KingOfIcecream 16]

What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

because im awesome

 

Yeah, let's not discuss that.

 

How come you like torturing yourself into thinking you can break the laws of physics?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

9.5 meters /second

 

Yeah, let's not discuss that.

 

How come you like torturing yourself into thinking you can break the laws of physics?

 

because this is a forum and we are allowed to rp, so y do you care so much Edited April 25, 2012 by Draco

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

9.5 meters /second

 

because this is a forum and we are allowed to rp, so y do you care so much

 

Well played.

 

So, how do your powers work exactly?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Well played.

 

So, how do your powers work exactly?

 

as my back story would tell *im adding it to my ponysona later to lower confusion* my power crystal is half science, half magic. the magic allows me the ability to ingest anything, and transform into any shape i desire, and live forever. the science gives me the ability to take other crystals of similar atomic stuctures, add some dna, and make my forms permanent, it also allows me to speak in multiple languages by stimulating my brain in vocal cords with high electric shock (hense my electromagnetism). i just only have the dna of an alicorn, snake, and velociraptor at the moment. the dragon form is thanks to meeting my other self from another dimension. yet oddly enough, i have a hulk syndrome that gave me the apperence of a dragon in the first place.....still unexplained to this day. i think thats enough information for one day. Edited April 25, 2012 by Draco

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Magic.

*snort* *snort*

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

you got a problem with that, if you do, dont spam on my thread

(besides, you would be envious of the technology i can acquire)

 

wow this place died fast, luckily i carry a revive

Edited April 25, 2012 by Draco

[MrL0LZ 866]

I'm going to now kill it.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

either be reported, or don't troll, its your choice

[WildCard 1,037]

You said your mane colour is blonde. What's your original coat colour?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

i said it was dirty blonde, you know, brown, but my coat color was actually black

[WildCard 1,037]

i said it was dirty blonde, you know, brown, but my coat color was actually black

 

I thought you just don't like blond and therefore call it dirty

And if you can live forever, how old are you?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

im 15, i had ALOT of training though, so thats why i have so much expierience

[WildCard 1,037]

im 15, i had ALOT of training though, so thats why i have so much expierience

 

So is everypony in your dimension a shape-shifter?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

....no, and dont say pony for my worlds case, for we are not talking horses in my domain, just everything else

[WildCard 1,037]

....no, and dont say pony for my worlds case, for we are not talking horses in my domain, just everything else

 

define everything...