Ask Chaos, Master of Discord

[Gikkleslick 41]

So, Discord, why didn't you just teleport out of the way when the Main 6 were turning you into stone?

 

Edit: 200th reply to this topic. YES! XD

Edited June 14, 2012 by MX64

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

My dear boy, that's nothing but a digital rendition of a road turned pink <3 Come talk to me when you walk outside irl, snap your fingers, and make the asphalt all turn pink. That is the power of Discord, not silly willy technology~

 

 

 

Sounds lovely. Perhaps I'll go bug those politicians up at the white house. They're oh so busy bashing on each other for the upcoming election. Some chocolate rain, a soap road or two, and some floating pies should do the trick.

 

Heck, maybe I should run for president~

 

Sounds good, I'll be waiting. To quote a human I know well named Sheldon Cooper, might I add, mwahaha.

[NavelColt 22,881]

So, Discord, why didn't you just teleport out of the way when the Main 6 were turning you into stone?

 

I was far too surprised, frozen with shock if you will, that they had actually managed to pull it off. If you recall, earlier in the episode they attempted the same thing and failed, so I was simply a tad overconfident. Yes, I admit it. I underestimated them. But make no mistake that no silly frilly rainbow beams of friendship will be landing a blow on me when I next appear. </3

[Gikkleslick 41]

I was far too surprised, frozen with shock if you will, that they had actually managed to pull it off. If you recall, earlier in the episode they attempted the same thing and failed, so I was simply a tad overconfident. Yes, I admit it. I underestimated them. But make no mistake that no silly frilly rainbow beams of friendship will be landing a blow on me when I next appear. </3

 

Ah, that makes sense.

 

...Wait, make sense? Discord isn't supposed to make sense! That doesn't make sense!

...Wait, if he doesn't make sense because he does... that would not make sense... Ah crape, paradox.

 

Also, my name on Steam is Discord, so I keep thinking these people are talking to me. XD

 

And on a small side note, I seem to be more intimidated by the Main 6 than you. O_o

Edited June 14, 2012 by MX64

[NavelColt 22,881]

Also, my name on Steam is Discord, so I keep thinking these people are talking to me. XD

 

And on a small side note, I seem to be more intimidated by the Main 6 than you. O_o

 

Of course you are, I was simply trying to have fun, but those nasty ponies are compelled to suppress my fun and turn me to stone. Oh no awfully evil they are~

[MrBaman 13]

I'll just skip the boring part and go straight to the question. May I serve you?

[NavelColt 22,881]

I'll just skip the boring part and go straight to the question. May I serve you?

 

The more followers of chaos, the better dear boy <3 Of course you may serve me.

[Nas 2,873]

 

 

 

 

 

..............

 

 

 

...........care to explain....?

[NavelColt 22,881]

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=-law2Ma4H-M&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

 

 

 

 

..............

 

 

 

...........care to explain....?

 

[Nas 2,873]

Hm......really.....?

 

You....you can't even evaluate the materializing of this wooden target?

 

 

I mean, I know you're all chaos, but.....geez....

[NavelColt 22,881]

Hm......really.....?

 

You....you can't even evaluate the materializing of this wooden target?

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLonsEoNkTs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

I mean, I know you're all chaos, but.....geez....

 

Lots and lots of magic, is all <3 Chaotic magic.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Discord what would you do if you saw this in equestira?

[Cerulean 48]

Question:

 

What does the glass around chocolate milk taste like?

 

[NavelColt 22,881]

Question:

 

What does the glass around chocolate milk taste like?

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=45vW4-B-yRY

 

Like a thick liquid watery substance. MUCH more appetizing than the chocolate sometimes, it depends on my mood~

 

Discord what would you do if you saw this in equestira?

 

[Krystal 1,468]

Do you have any rolemodels you look up to? Like Vlad the Impaler or Pol Pot or something?

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Like a thick liquid watery substance. MUCH more appetizing than the chocolate sometimes, it depends on my mood~

 

 

 

 

Discord vs Arch Demon

Arch Demon wins

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Has Discord ever considered flipping the minds of two ponies that are completely unlike each other?

[BassDropKebab 3]

As lord and master of Chaos and Disharmony, would you be a good raver? And if so, would you drop a bass as intense as Vinyl Scratch? Just askin' :3

[InfinityWhale 771]

Can you time travel?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Do you have any rolemodels you look up to? Like Vlad the Impaler or Pol Pot or something?

 

Not that I am aware of, no. I've been around far longer than any little pony can conceive; Celestia can barely compare and even then, I'm still far more ancient than she is. As chaos itself, I look up to no one really as a role-model. I enjoy the antics and behavior and chaos that some individuals have caused, but it's for entertainment purposes only~

 

Has Discord ever considered flipping the minds of two ponies that are completely unlike each other?

 

Hmmm, no, I must admit that has never been something to come to mind...but it should certainly be something I will try out granted I return next season <3

 

As lord and master of Chaos and Disharmony, would you be a good raver? And if so, would you drop a bass as intense as Vinyl Scratch? Just askin' :3

 

A raver, you say? Hmmmm...flashing lights, loud music, lots of ponies in one place, occasional drinking influence...sounds like my kind of place to spread some good quality chaos, to me <3 Sure, I'll gladly lay down some of my more swag-filled dance moves to aww the little ponies before I let chaos run loose of it's chain, but I would not consider myself a die-hard raver. Chaos is my only addiction <3

 

As for Vinyl Scratch, no, I do not think I could ever, ever lay a bass down as hard as that pony can. I'd...*ahem*, rather not talk about.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL6fwQ4J6Gg

 

Can you time travel?

 

Time travel is one of the more ancient spells, and is a bit more tricky than one may think. The only existing copy of how to even use the spell is in Tia's library. I never bothered myself to try and figure out how to time-travel, no, as my powers focus around teleportation, transformation, taking the logic out of things, and turning personalities into their opposites, among some other things. Time travel is not one of those things.

[InfinityWhale 771]

Time travel is one of the more ancient spells, and is a bit more tricky than one may think. The only existing copy of how to even use the spell is in Tia's library. I never bothered myself to try and figure out how to time-travel, no, as my powers focus around teleportation, transformation, taking the logic out of things, and turning personalities into their opposites, among some other things. Time travel is not one of those things.

 

But think about it... Chaos stretching across all of time-space. An eternity of chaos with no void nor meaning. No haven of sanity, not even memories of sense, just pure, unbridled, free chaos. Forever.

[NavelColt 22,881]

But think about it... Chaos stretching across all of time-space. An eternity of chaos with no void nor meaning. No haven of sanity, not even memories of sense, just pure, unbridled, free chaos. Forever.

 

I am all throughout time. Chaos exists even without my presence, and besides, it's no fun if I can't win in the here and now, with the wit that I have.

[InfinityWhale 771]

I am all throughout time. Chaos exists even without my presence, and besides, it's no fun if I can't win in the here and now, with the wit that I have.

 

As you say, Master Discord. Tell me, is Screwball your daughter?

[NavelColt 22,881]

As you say, Master Discord. Tell me, is Screwball your daughter?

 

I refuse to acknowledge it unless the show makes it canon, so no~

[InfinityWhale 771]

I refuse to acknowledge it unless the show makes it canon, so no~

 

Then I shall say both yes and no, to increase the chaos.