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Sorry, that avatar has long been replaced silly pony. *pats head* But if that little blue airhead pony were here, I'm sure she'd say she prefers rock over disco. I myself, on the other hand...  

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-chaos snip-

 

So anyways Discord, I have been able to open a teeny tiny portal to Equestria, and the portal may have opened in the Everfree. Unfortunately, those damned creatures are right by the warphole. Can you come help me get out? Just look for the Discord signal!
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So anyways Discord, I have been able to open a teeny tiny portal to Equestria, and the portal may have opened in the Everfree. Unfortunately, those damned creatures are right by the warphole. Can you come help me get out? Just look for the Discord signal!

 

If you desire someone to hold off silly creatures, go ask the self-righteous ponies, my dear. I'm sure they'd gladly help out. I am no such gentlemen I'm afraid. It doesn't sound fun, so I'm afraid I'll be declining.

 

What would you do if Ah asked you to make it so Smarty Pants could talk?

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Big Mac, was it? The sibling of the silly apple pony with the honesty complex? Hmmm...I suppose I could bring him to life to talk, but then, I'd grant your wish and turn him into something crazy whilst he talked. Need to keep things entertaining, after all. Trust me my dear stallion, unless you're looking for some crazy good times, you may want to ask the know it all purple unicorn for some magic to make him talk.

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Big Mac, was it? The sibling of the silly apple pony with the honesty complex? Hmmm...I suppose I could bring him to life to talk, but then, I'd grant your wish and turn him into something crazy whilst he talked. Need to keep things entertaining, after all. Trust me my dear stallion, unless you're looking for some crazy good times, you may want to ask the know it all purple unicorn for some magic to make him talk.

 

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Smarty Pants isn't a he.

Big dummy...

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So, I got past the creatures of everfree. First thing I saw as I exited the forest was a blur of pink, and suddenly I was wearing a party hat. Blah blah blah, finally got out, and now looking around for you. Wheeerrrreee are you, Discooooorrrddd?

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So, I got past the creatures of everfree. First thing I saw as I exited the forest was a blur of pink, and suddenly I was wearing a party hat. Blah blah blah, finally got out, and now looking around for you. Wheeerrrreee are you, Discooooorrrddd?

 

Vacationing in the Bahamas, dear. I'm afraid you've been Pinkified. Expect some cake with that hat.

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Vacationing in the Bahamas, dear. I'm afraid you've been Pinkified. Expect some cake with that hat.

 

I just noticed something... Just look, is this your doing, oh lord of chaos?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8WZOqbRfqY

It certainly looks like your doing. And I noticed you got rid of Tia's magnificent wings at one point. +1 internet for you, good sir.

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Hmmm? Pinkie Pie? Ohoho, how amusing of a thought. She's certainly my favorite pony as she loves practically everything I do, but us, together? Hmmmm...I'd have to think about that one.

 

*Now entering the mind of chaos. Imaginging himself and Pinkie Pie on a date.*

 

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*Now exiting the mind of chaos*

 

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Waitwaitwait. You residents of equestria have swearing? I said a few choice words to applejack and she had no idea what they meant...
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Waitwaitwait. You residents of equestria have swearing? I said a few choice words to applejack and she had no idea what they meant...

 

I've been around since the dawn of time, silly pony, there are many things I know that the prancing colorful ponies know nothing about~

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I've been around since the dawn of time, silly pony, there are many things I know that the prancing colorful ponies know nothing about~

 

Interesting.

 

Also, what is it like being encased in stone? Are you still conscious an just not be able to move?

 

(I would hate that. It would be so boring plus I have claustrophobia)

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Interesting.

 

Also, what is it like being encased in stone? Are you still conscious an just not be able to move?

 

(I would hate that. It would be so boring plus I have claustrophobia)

 

I am conscious, but I'm not -completely- immobile. Though my body is frozen, my powers non-existent, I can still manifest myself in such a way that I can wander about the world, seeing what ponies do. This is partially the reason I knew the mannerisms of speech of this day and age, and Luna, who was sealed away an even shorter time than me, did not.

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I am conscious, but I'm not -completely- immobile. Though my body is frozen, my powers non-existent, I can still manifest myself in such a way that I can wander about the world, seeing what ponies do. This is partially the reason I knew the mannerisms of speech of this day and age, and Luna, who was sealed away an even shorter time than me, did not.

 

So... Like a ghost, basically, except you're not dead?
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I don't know, you're a capable pony I'm sure, you can go figure it out~ *floats in the air lazily*

 

I'M NOT A @$&% PONY

 

But anyways, I don't really know what astral projection is, but I'll assume it's like being a ghost.

 

Now I'm gonna go keep annoying the other ponies. I love doing that.

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