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Discord,

Would you like to donate an organ to the Aperture Science Self Esteem fund for Draconequus's?

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o, discord if got visited by chuck norris what would you do?

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Discord,

Would you like to donate an organ to the Aperture Science Self Esteem fund for Draconequus's?

 

I'm a spirit, so sadly I have no organs that are fit for other Draconi~

 

o, discord if got visited by chuck norris what would you do?

 

Troll him and become even more famous <3

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When filing your taxes, what do you put as race, oh great and powerful Lord of Entropy?

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When filing your taxes, what do you put as race, oh great and powerful Lord of Entropy?

 

Hmmm, normally I don't bother with taxes, as I don't really live in a single place, nor follow anyone's rule. However, if I were to, I would put 'Suuqenocard', Draconequus backwards, just to mess with them~

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Hmmm, normally I don't bother with taxes, as I don't really live in a single place, nor follow anyone's rule. However, if I were to, I would put 'Suuqenocard', Draconequus backwards, just to mess with them~

 

If you live in no one place, than how can you call yourself DISCORD!

 

Hah! We expect you to have no legal residence, and be nomadic so to speak, which would make it expected, which equals no random, which means...IT'S NORMAL! What have you got to say for yourself?!

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If you live in no one place, than how can you call yourself DISCORD!

 

Hah! We expect you to have no legal residence, and be nomadic so to speak, which would make it expected, which equals no random, which means...IT'S NORMAL! What have you got to say for yourself?!

 

My chaos comes by my own personal perception of chaos, which is reminiscent of the chaos defined by nature: Unorganized and random. Therefore, a random nomadic style of living is the most chaotic you can get. In short, what you little ponies come to expect from me does not matter in the least, because I go by pure chaos, the definition of chaos. Of COURSE you're going to expect me to do chaotic things, as I am living, breathing chaos <3

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My chaos comes by my own personal perception of chaos, which is reminiscent of the chaos defined by nature: Unorganized and random. Therefore, a random nomadic style of living is the most chaotic you can get. In short, what you little ponies come to expect from me does not matter in the least, because I go by pure chaos, the definition of chaos. Of COURSE you're going to expect me to do chaotic things, as I am living, breathing chaos <3

 

So, you say it is all perception then? I believe I've heard a theory somewhere that involved dropping some quantum sh1t that's a tad like that.

CHALLENGE! Make a post, that is more random than mine!

 

Do you accept?

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So, you say it is all perception then? I believe I've heard a theory somewhere that involved dropping some quantum sh1t that's a tad like that.

My perception is based off of nature's definition. It is not in of itself a unique perception. It's just spiced up a bit.

 

CHALLENGE! Make a post, that is more random than mine!

 

Do you accept?

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Sonuvainternet connection sucks. Sorry, what media is that at the bottom? Can't see some reason.

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Sonuvainternet connection sucks. Sorry, what media is that at the bottom? Can't see some reason.

 

That certainly isn't my problem, gonna have to see it later on <3 *trollfaces while ripping connection plugs out from wall*

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I would keep posting Discord my fine fellow, but my post count ain't going up. And I. Am. A. Post. Whore.

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I would keep posting Discord my fine fellow, but my post count ain't going up. And I. Am. A. Post. Whore.

 

Understandable, I am devoted to reaching Pegasus. Go have fun~

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Understandable, I am devoted to reaching Pegasus. Go have fun~

 

And I'm devoted to beating Vee in less than 2 days of my activity!
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Discord what is your opinion on corruption?

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Discord what is your opinion on corruption?

 

Mortals, even near-divine beings cannot wield power without corruption latching hold. Some let it consume them more than others, but it's always there. Even Celestia has her moments. But it's all apart of the chaos, and that's why I enjoy it's presence <3

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Mortals, even near-divine beings cannot wield power without corruption latching hold. Some let it consume them more than others, but it's always there. Even Celestia has her moments. But it's all apart of the chaos, and that's why I enjoy it's presence <3

 

1)Discord what's your favorite movie?

2)how are you enjoying marmoreal day weekend?

From chaos we all began, and to Chaos we shall all return. For i am Bob the definition of perfect embodiment of all things Chaotic.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

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remember that one time you took me that baseball game i got my cutie mark daddy? [media=]http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA9dFZJtQWc&feature=related[/media]

 

*taps fingers, looks about nervously*

 

Well, you see, not exactly my dear. Unless the show makes our relationship cannon, I do not fully support the idea of having any sort of offspring...however, that song and video is very enjoyable and well-done, and I must say I'd be truly intrigued to see if the show would mention anything related to you, now that this video is viral among the brony community.

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*strokes beard*

 

Hmmm. Well, if I did so, I certainly do not remember such an event. But, you're more than welcome to call me your father in the meantime, if such a day comes when it is made official, Screwball, dear~

 

Any more questions you can conjure up?

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