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Percy Jackson and the Olympians, it killed me, my soul is now gone. The movie did a horrible job of staying close to the books, the plot was entirely different, the characters looked way different than there description from the books. Some characters didn't even exist in the movie. THE PEN WAS BALL POINT NOT A CAP PEN LIKE THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians, it killed me, my soul is now gone. The movie did a horrible job of staying close to the books, the plot was entirely different, the characters looked way different than there description from the books. Some characters didn't even exist in the movie. THE PEN WAS BALL POINT NOT A CAP PEN LIKE THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!

 

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As bad as the movie was (I recently reread the whole series), they're making a sequel. Hopefully, it will stay much more true to the book.

 

I'll tell you all a bad movie:

 

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Any Christian movie 99% of the time is very bad. Poorly acted, incredibly bad cameras (c'mon, this was 2000 it was made, they were using bad blurry cameras, you couldn't see anything!), bad story, and finally, just awful. I read the first few chapters of the first book (compliments of my very religious family) and quit after that.

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Dazed and Confused is pretty stupid. Oh, and any Nicholas Cage movie... o.o

 

Nicholas Cage always has the same exact voice... kind of like Kristen Stewart's same exact facial expression. By all means it is possible that Nicholas Cage is the father or, in some form, relative of Stewart. :blink:


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the brother from another planet.

 

An old movie from the 80's. I dont usually like movies that were made before I was born. (1995), but this movie lowered the bar. It was unspeakably atrochious. The worst movie ive ever seen, and Ive seen g-force.

 

Also, in responce to all the sucker puch hate, I thought i was PRETTY GOOD. THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?! TALK BACK TO ME, I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, WHORES!

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The Happening.

 

One scene made me lol when I watched it in the theaters.


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Twilight

 

Fear.com

 

Jack and Jill

 

Little Nicky

 

Marmaduke

 

Yogi Bear

 

Shark Tale

 

Piranha

 

Piranha 3D

 

Promethius

 

dude, taht piranha one.. taht's some sick special effects XD

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Rubber. Worst movie EVER. Its about a tire suddenly comes to life and embarks on a killing spree. At first, it learns how to stand upright and then how to roll. It comes across a plastic water bottle and after hesitating, crushes it. It then comes across a scorpion and crushes it. It then comes across a glass beer bottle but is unable to crush it by rolling over it. It then starts to vibrate intensely and psychokinetically causes the bottle to fracture. It then induces a tin can, a rabbit, and a crow to explode.

 

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I can't remember the names of movies but my mother has ended up renting up some movie about some sisters visiting someplace, I'm guessing their Grandmothers house, and the entire movie was in Spanish... We don't speak Spanish, at all.

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Scott Pilgrim vs The world... Oh god it was bad... I've never raged so much at a movie... And it's not for the movie itself actually... But for the guy playing Scott...

 

That guy is the WORST actor I've ever seen in my entire life... I raged so much listening to his bad acting that I bite my arm until it started to bleed... That's how much I hated that guy...

 

 

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every single blockbuster nowadays beacouse their all the same. (especially the action movies)

Rubber. Worst movie EVER. Its about a tire suddenly comes to life and embarks on a killing spree. At first, it learns how to stand upright and then how to roll. It comes across a plastic water bottle and after hesitating, crushes it. It then comes across a scorpion and crushes it. It then comes across a glass beer bottle but is unable to crush it by rolling over it. It then starts to vibrate intensely and psychokinetically causes the bottle to fracture. It then induces a tin can, a rabbit, and a crow to explode.

 

oh my you didn't see the whole movie did you? after that 5 minutes it get's so fucked up and complex you couldn't even imagine. it's a movie about someone watching a movie about a killer tier only that it's not a movie it's in real life and then the actors tries to kill their audience and shit. its seriously one of the best movies i've ever seen. (it's also by one of my favorite artists too. mr oizo)

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Shrek 3

I didn't even make it 5 minutes in that film. Do they have a Shrek 4 now? I don't want know what they'd do with it.

I did see Puss in Boots... ughuhhhh, it was the movie I wanted to see after Shrek 2 ( you can guess how young I am by that) but I absolutely hate how cliche it was.. maybe because I'm older now.

 

Oh. And Ice Age 2. Fuck it. They're up to part 4 now, I know THAT. I don't want to know how fail that is.

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In all seriousness, I haven't seen all too much movies. However, one stood out as flat out weird to me... :I

 

I can't recall what the title was, but it started out quite well. Some mysterious dark force lured humans into the shadows to then poof them away, forcing them to stay in at least some light 24/7. At the climax, however, was where things became noticeably wrong. Bad timed flashbacks, the small yet still one-depth character list, etc.

 

Now, the ending was ridiculous. It ended with everyone dying, expect for a boy and a girl (who survives the darkness for unexplained reasons). All the suspense and characters that were build up... instead they get a horse and escape the city. The end. I mean, what the hell?!

 

Oh yes, it explained shit like crap. At first it had a scary suspense to it, but after a while it was just dumb.

 

To round it up, this movie was basically the "Garzey's Wing" of life-action movies. Yup.

 

Shrek 3

I didn't even make it 5 minutes in that film. Do they have a Shrek 4 now? I don't want know what they'd do with it.

I did see Puss in Boots... ughuhhhh, it was the movie I wanted to see after Shrek 2 ( you can guess how young I am by that) but I absolutely hate how cliche it was.. maybe because I'm older now.

 

Oh. And Ice Age 2. Fuck it. They're up to part 4 now, I know THAT. I don't want to know how fail that is.

 

I didn't think Ice Age 2 or Shrek 3 was all too bad. Shrek 3, sure, it was different, but still managed to be a reasonable leasure. Same for Ice Age 2.

 

Shrek 4 and Ice Age 3.... yup, I'm not going to try to protect those.

 

Oh also,

 

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It has to be 'Birdemic: Shock and Terror'...

 

I watched it as a challange by my friends actually, and well... I don't even know if it can be considerated a movie, but here you go... ô-õ

 

Full movie can be watched here (do it at your own risk) and funny review by JonTron can be found

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Any direct to DVD movie. I think that just about covers this entire topic. The worst one I've ever heard of was tooth fairy 2. Come on, Larry the cable guy?
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Dude where's my car?

 

I've seen it many times, the fact that's it's retarded and makes no sense whatsoever is the reason I love that movie o3o

The "And then?" scene makes me laugh everytime though

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By dumb, I'm going to take that as "dumb, and you didn't like it." I've seen a number of movies that were dumb, yet enjoyable.

 

Jury Duty

Dark Shadows

Rover Dangerfield

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

The Fast and the Furious. I don't remember which one I saw, but it was a total waste of my time.

License to Wed

Yes Man

 

Man, there's just so many...


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the dumbest movie for me has probably got to be 2012... i mean it had good special effects and all but the plot was just horrible... basically everyone dies

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Besides movies I watched because of how bad they were (the room), I would have to say "Are We There Yet?" is the worst film i've ever seen. This and meet the spartans were the two movies that utterly destroyed the theater comedy genre for me. I chuckled a grand total of THREE times during the whole production, and at moments I already saw in the trailer no less! Funniest comedy of the year my... foot.....

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I think this forum and the rest of the entire solar system can agree that the worst movie to have ever been created it

DRAGONBALL:EVOLUTION.

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I would have to choose eithet twilight or this really weird Japanese film I saw about flying coffe beans.


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Rubber. It was... the best and worst movie ever at the same time.

 

It's about a tire. So.... yeah, it's not even really movie. idontevenknow

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There was this movie called Rubber.

 

It was literally about a sentient tire that blew stuff up. A full two hour movie.

 

Don't ask, my guess is a good as yours.

 

EDIT: Looks like some people share my opinion.

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