Ask My Little Ponies (Taking a Break)

[Sparklefan1234 161,874]

6 hours ago, Brainstorm said:

That's nice. Anything he does with you three?

 

Yes. Singing is something Grand Pear loves to do. 

 

6 hours ago, Brainstorm said:

Starlight,

Gonna celebrate Hearts Warming with Trixie, Twilight, Spike, and the others?

 

Yes! I am SO EXCITED! 

 

5 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

Can ghosts eat apples? 

 

*Spooky voice* Nopony knooows. 

[Flashlight23 55]

Hey Twilight, did you know that there is a Library out there that is an entire planet? Ask that pony with the hourglass cutie mark.

[Twilight Sparkle]

5 minutes ago, Flashlight23 said:

Hey Twilight, did you know that there is a Library out there that is an entire planet? Ask that pony with the hourglass cutie mark.

 

Yes. I was the one who created it. 

[Flashlight23 55]

2 minutes ago, Twilight Sparkle said:

Yes. I was the one who created it. 

Right. Then you where aware of the microscopic carnivores shadows that where spawned from the books?

[Spike]

3 minutes ago, Flashlight23 said:

Right. Then you where aware of the microscopic carnivores shadows that where spawned from the books?

 

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!? I *swear* it was an accident. 

[Flashlight23 55]

Moments ago, Spike said:

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!? I *swear* it was an accident. 

So you are responsible for those events Spike? The Doctor is going to have a word with you. Four people d-i-e-d (if being trapped in a simulation counts as "dead")

[Spike]

56 minutes ago, Flashlight23 said:

So you are responsible for those events Spike? The Doctor is going to have a word with you. Four people d-i-e-d

 

Umm...Yes. I should really stay away from magical book shops. 

[Flashlight23 55]

OK, Twilight: Your Library is on fire. Spike is trapped inside. Your research is trapped as well. As well as your books. You are only able to save one of those three important things. Which one will you save?

(based on a comic)

[Twilight Sparkle]

Moments ago, Flashlight23 said:

OK, Twilight: Your Library is on fire. Spike is trapped inside. Your research is trapped as well. As well as your books. You are only able to save one of those three important things. Which one will you save?

(based on a comic)

 

I would save my books, obviously.  I have a backup Spike in the human world and my research is in "cloud storage".

[Flashlight23 55]

2 minutes ago, Twilight Sparkle said:

I would save my books, obviously.  I have a backup Spike in the human world and my research is in "cloud storage".

So you are willing to steal a Spike from another world? I think two humans (and one Dragon who is immune to fire) would have something to say to you.

[Twilight Sparkle]

3 minutes ago, Flashlight23 said:

So you are willing to steal a Spike from another world?

 

Sci-Twi and I share custody of Spike. 

[Flashlight23 55]

Moments ago, Twilight Sparkle said:

Sci-Twi and I share custody of Spike. 

Spike, what are your thoughts about this?

[Spike]

Moments ago, Flashlight23 said:

Spike, what are your thoughts about this?

 

*Bark* *Bark* HEY, GET AWAY YOU BIRDS! *Grrrr* 

[Flashlight23 55]

14 minutes ago, Flashlight23 said:

Sci-Twi and I share custody of Spike. 

Next thing you will be telling me is that you and Sunset share custody of a certain someone (not gonna name names but you can probably tell who I am talking about by looking at my name)

[Twilight Sparkle]

Moments ago, Flashlight23 said:

Next thing you will be telling me is that you and Sunset share custody of a certain someone (not gonna name names but you can probably tell who I am talking about by looking at my name)

 

What's a "Flashlight"? 

[Flashlight23 55]

1 minute ago, Twilight Sparkle said:

What's a "Flashlight"? 

That's a name we humans gave to a "pairing" between you and a certain guard/high school student. We humans do it all the time.

[Brainstorm 4,092]

Twilight and Spike,

What'd you two get for Hearts Warming Eve?

[Sparklefan1234 161,874]

22 hours ago, Flashlight23 said:

That's a name we humans gave to a "pairing" between you and a certain guard/high school student. We humans do it all the time.

 

So, humans are a bunch've weirdos? 

 

2 minutes ago, Brainstorm said:

Twilight and Spike,

What'd you two get for Hearts Warming Eve?

 

I received a cookbook from Spike and I gave him another book on obscure unicorn history. 

[Flashlight23 55]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

So, humans are a bunch've weirdos? 

Yes. We are. Heck, several humans did not like Starlight (at first) and Flurry Heart (from just the trailer!).  Oh, and Starlight? If any ponies calling themselves the TVA try to arrest you for messing with time, run. You will not be able to beat them.

[Rarity]

5 hours ago, Flashlight23 said:

Oh, and Starlight? If any ponies calling themselves the TVA try to arrest you for messing with time, run. You will not be able to beat them.

 

We have dealt with the TeleVisionAudience on numerous occasions. 

Edited December 25, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Flashlight23 55]

2 hours ago, Rarity said:

We have dealt with the TeleVisionAudience on numerous occasions. 

It stands for Time Variance Authority Rarity. I think Twilight secretly works for them.

(Happy Hearthswarming to all ponies/dragons/chaos gods/griffons/hippogriffs/changelings/yaks/and a centaur/changeling/pony trapped in stone.)

[Sparklefan1234 161,874]

12 minutes ago, Flashlight23 said:

It stands for Time Variance Authority Rarity. I think Twilight secretly works for them.

 

I work for The Joker. 

 

13 minutes ago, Flashlight23 said:

pony trapped in stone

 

I'm listening. 

[Flashlight23 55]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

I'm listening. 

[Flashlight23 55]

Dang that didn't work

 ah yes. Here we go Maud

[Sparklefan1234 161,874]

Moments ago, Flashlight23 said:

 

I don't see anything. You didn't ask a question either.