Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

[Reecejackox 395]

I remember being in school , people laughing at me , I didn't know why until a friend pointed out my boxers were on show.

[Miss 6,222]

Actually was pretty recent. I had torn my jean below the crotch area, but it wasn't like a huge rip just some of the fabric was tearing. Still good to wear so I went out like a few days later with those pants on (I like to go commando) and I was sitting on the bus, right in the back, semi exposed with my legs spread and then I noticed that there were multiple pretty open holes where if you looked carefully you could see something XD

So had to have my hand covering until I came home from wherever I was going that day ahahaha

[CheeryFox 23,817]

Swimming. Lost my trunks and boxers coming out of the pool.

[BlueStreak98 828]

I had a pair of jeans rip at school once. Fortunately, the day was almost over so I was able to conceal it fairly well.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

It's happened to me countless times, heheh...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

If you count the zipper of your pants breaking off and dropping into the toilet in a school bathroom, then yes. A couple weeks from that, the same thing happened with my jacket.

 

Also, pretty much every pair of non-business pants I own have a hole around the crotch area. Not that it's really a problem. The holes are small, so you can barely see anything.
However, the ones I used to wear to the barn are a different story. Every time I'd go out, the hole in the crotch would just get bigger and bigger. By the time I threw them away, the hole was just about the size of both of my hands. It didn't really matter to me, though, since I usually wore pajamas under them.

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

Quite a few times.

I've had shirts on backwards,  I've been forced into wearing jeans with crotch holes (have a frequent issue with that for some reason )...

[Ganondorf8 11,248]

All I've ever had were incidents of wearing certain clothing items the wrong way or inside-out without realizing it.

[Lucky Bolt 35,061]

Well the only thing that's ever happened to me was my shirt on backwards a couple times. 

[Mirage 24,747]

I  own a pair of cruel jeans that likes to loosen my fly...happened during a meeting once.

Good times.

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

Was pansted/pantsd/pantsded (however the hell you spell that) a few times going through school but what boy wasn't? Was never the fault of the wardrobe though. And was never more than just the pants, thank God.

[Lucky Bolt 35,061]

5 hours ago, Mirage said:

I  own a pair of cruel jeans that likes to loosen my fly...happened during a meeting once.

Good times.

Oh yeah I forgot, that happened to me before too. Not during a meeting but it happened when I was eating out once. I didn't realize it until I got back home. 

[Mirage 24,747]

eh, well, there was also this time I lost my trunks in a swimming pool...I recovered before anyone noticed...I think. 

[EpicEnergy 23,123]

I haven't had one before, although I have worn my shirt backwards a few times. 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,582]

I had a zipper break on me after I was done in the bathroom right before a meeting. Fortunately I had a long coat with me that I just kept on throughout the meeting to hide any potential embarssment. One of the many reasons why I prefer skirts.

[TheRockASaurus Rex 50,388]

I split my pants a few times, really embarrassing.

[Cagey 4,220]

In elementary school, a kid I knew split her pants in gym class. In the middle school cafeteria, a girl whose shirt had a low, low neckline had a wardrobe malfunction involving said neckline. In high school, my friend’s skirt broke (how? No clue), and if I remember correctly, I had to lend her my sweatshirt as a makeshift replacement.

I’ve never had a wardrobe malfunction, and I hope to keep it that way. 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

I did quite a few years ago. For obvious reasons I remember it like it was yesterday. me and some friends were going into Philadelphia for the day. I went through a turnstile. To this day, I have no idea how this happened. The end of one arm somehow snagged the pocket of my shorts as it turned. The shorts ripped. I mean RIPPED! Right down the side! (Glad it wasn't down the back or front!) It was so humiliating! Thankfully I was able to get to the K-Mart that used to be at the Gallery immediately, with a friend's jacket around my waist, and buy some new shorts! Then the stupid cashier wouldn't ring them up from the tag I handed him! (I changed into them in the fitting room) He said he needed the shorts! I had already stuffed the old ones in a trashcan! I flipped out and caused a huge scene! The manager came over and rang them up from the tag.

(I still think he should have given them to me for free because the cashier was an ass!

Then we went to South street and forgot all about  the perv jerk getting a thrill trying to quite literally talk me out of my pants!

It serves K-Mart right that they folded. Stupid store!

 

[Fluttershutter 2,379]

Yeah 

In high school one time my zipper let loose. Mortifying.  I had to keep a book in front of it until I could get to the bathroom and repair it with paperclips.

Then once at my last job my pants just ripped. Luckily there was only one guy there and I ran home to change.

[Denim&Venöm 18,502]

I was front row at a Three Days Grace concert. Being pinned against the barricade and the motion of the crowd caused my pants to be pulled down during the course of the show. Luckily no one seemed to notice.