Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

"Damn that sounds rough. Can you show me your butthole?" 

 

[DubWolf 20,101]

"Her mouth is gonna foam up !"

[Tropical Melody 8,460]

"I need a harder tool – this one is just too soft for what I'm trying to do here ..."

Spoiler

Context: removing adhesive tape residue from car window glass with a plastic scraper. So sorry, it's not rude.

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

• Bear holding a key.
• Bear holding a bible. 
• Bear holding the power of nuclear power itself. 

[ExplosionMare 26,763]

"Continue without consent"

[Guest]

Saw this on someone's shirt. 

A risk is a win and a loss is a lesson learned. Really needed to see something like that today. 

[Lonstecation 612]

"Bro! Turn that upside-down!"

- a dude outside of my house

[Vinyl Scratch. 605]

"I'll send some infantry cannons your way"

[Brony Number 42 10,098]

My brother: "I'm staying in a town that has my name."

Me: "There's a town named douche bag?"

[Aticus the Adequate 285]

"The Middle Eastern place has bacon, right?" 

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

"Could you sort of like, fuck off? I'm trying to raise my deformed kid here."

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

 

"Henry, the president wants to do the thing." 

[Tropical Melody 8,460]

To have someone else's shirt and shorts in your handbag denotes a certain easy familiarity with the person concerned...

 

[Tropical Melody 8,460]

"I didn't throw it – gravity stole it from me"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

"🔥 Seal slaps a kayaker in the face with an octopus"

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

"That's the first time I've heard something at Sturgis making someone more gay."

[Tropical Melody 8,460]

"Oh yes," said William sarcastically, "so big that none of us could see it. If it was as big as what you say it is, why din' you tell us then we could have had a look at it?"

"I din' want to scare it away. Fancy you not knowin' that. Fancy you not knowin' fishes get scared of you shoutin' and yellin' about. I should think all the fishes for miles round've got headaches the way you've been shoutin' and yellin' about. I know the one I caught looked's if it'd got a headache with it."

 

[DubWolf 20,101]

Sugar cookies are the cheese pizza of cookies.

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

"One of them looks like a psychotic pitbull who traded his neck in for more rage and one looks like spent ten years living in the worlds most haunted dumpster."

[Tropical Melody 8,460]

"In my experience, twenty tons of lead do not just get up and walk away."

 

[Guest]

They know what everybody knows.

Better sit a letter from a thief says.

Why lead when everybody sleeps

So few ways to Cover up the old wounds

Lost in a finger forced to lie

This sends us medicating Through it all... If you ever enter my mind. Stay there, you'll live. Defend it off and fool them all. Stay there, you'll live.

[Tropical Melody 8,460]

"Go home, Mother Nature! You're drunk!"

 

[ExplosionMare 26,763]

Byeeee, I'm stealing your mom!

[DubWolf 20,101]

4 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Byeeee, I'm stealing your mom!

Context  ?

”Ive never replaced a watch battery, I just get a new watch.”

[Denim&Venöm 21,296]

"I'm a bitch! I'm a lover! I'm a cat churning butter!"