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[Samurai Equine 50,462]

That reminds me of a friend I had. He always had this strange, specific pattern. He would always get a full 7 course meal. He would always grab 5 napkins. But he'd only take 3 bites.
I found his behavior to be very odd. 

[Nightmare Wolf 2,123]

19 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

That reminds me of a friend I had. He always had this strange, specific pattern. He would always get a full 7 course meal. He would always grab 5 napkins. But he'd only take 3 bites.
I found his behavior to be very odd. 

The heck  my brain hurts reading this.

[Guest]

"Tattoos on a person's body are a sign of disrespect against God, BUT LORD DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE EARRINGS!!!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"If Eddie Kingston, who is the Outer Boroughs of NYC in human form, wins a World Title in Queens you’ll be able to hear the pop in Kansas."

 "A man so outer boroughs he only buys cigarettes at the bodega one at a time because "I'm quitting later today"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,572]

"But on the bright side. Giant tree monster."

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

I'm so smart--ahh, my eye!

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"She would sing 'Nearer My God To Thee' then do a striptease while standing in a bucket of ferrets"

 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,159]

“I can’t blame them, I mean have you seen the underbelly of the F-35?”

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"Wait, before you freak out, she's actually a 900 year old dragon."

"Yeah dude, we can see that!" 

 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Saved by the snack dragon.

[Sophie 1,328]

"I just got scammed by an NPC"

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"It was a street fighter then a rat, then a street fighter then a rat, now it's just a fucking mess."

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,621]

As a citizen of the Moscow psychiatric hospital, I support them in their struggle and refuse "Haloperidol".

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

"Is there anything you can do for us, besides feel sorry for us?"

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

I'm not your hommie, dude.

[Denim&Venöm 18,343]

 "Rest in power to every resident of McKinney. ️ Atomized but not forgotten." 

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

We're making that list! We're doing this today! 

(Proceeds to not do it)

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

"He lost his medical license."

"Did he check under the couch cushions?"

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,621]

I think that the audience comes to this concert not to listen, but to laugh.

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,446]

"I-Impossible! Such power! You can't be the Legendary Super Baker! It's just a legend!" Shiny Silvermoon - A casual chatting with @Kramathia vol.2

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Look at dis fool. Look at dis purple fool. Look at dis fool of a fool, dis purple fool. Why is he purple, the fool? Dunno, he's purple. The fool's got a face on his chest, dis purple fool of a fool. Is he gonna be a hero in the future? Well of COURSE he is! He's gotta be, I mean look at dis fool... HE'S GOT KATCHUP DISPANSERS ON BOTH OF HIS SHOULDERS!! WHY DOES HE HAVE TWIN DISPANSERS ON HIS SHOULDERS?! LOOK AT DIS FOOL!!! 

[Tropical Melody 5,861]

"If they don’t play this at my funeral, I’m not going!"

 

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

No, woman, this is how you pimp walk.

[Guest]

"I can take my shirt off for you if you'd like to take a look, but I will have to charge a fee"

[Samurai Equine 50,462]

Oh. Orange without orange.