Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

No, woman, this is how you pimp walk.

[Guest]

"I can take my shirt off for you if you'd like to take a look, but I will have to charge a fee"

[Samurai Equine 52,012]

Oh. Orange without orange. 

[Tropical Melody 6,351]

"I tell you what, it's a beautiful day to enter the bowels of Hell and face your fears ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,151]

"We just need carbonated ketchup now." 

[Samurai Equine 52,012]

I figured out the secret! Don't take your eyes off it. 

[Tropical Melody 6,351]

"Winners will be eaten."
"Whoa say wha'?"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,351]

"And today's is a technical vid, and only a little bit of moaning..."

Cuz there has to be some doesn't there?

 

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,412]

"Guys! someone said I'm racist! But I love all the races -- even the bad ones!"

( )

[Denim&Venöm 19,151]

"A licensed game that misunderstood the appeal of a movie that itself had a misunderstood message?

 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

[Samurai Equine 52,012]

I'm pretty sure I have brain damage now! 

[Tropical Melody 6,351]

"Shh ... Stop it. Don't come to me with your realities."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,151]

"Yeah I'm surprised you haven't gone to therapy since your died died-" 

 "Holy st! Spider-man!" 

 

[Tao 7,870]

"WTF did I get out of bed today?

[GodlyWolf Gusty 2,148]

1 hour ago, Tao said:

"WTF did I get out of bed today?

To be a productive and responsible member of society? Idk it's what I have to tell myself sometimes. But I feel the same way at times.

22 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

I'm pretty sure I have brain damage now! 

Need I ask why? 

[Tao 7,870]

1 hour ago, GodlyWolf82 said:

To be a productive and responsible member of society? Idk it's what I have to tell myself sometimes. But I feel the same way at times.

Need I ask why? 

Dude I'm just soooooooooooooooo over adulting 

 

"Cats are weird" 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,236]

I hate insects that run faster than a flying slipper.

[Samurai Equine 52,012]

It's hard to reinvent when you're stuck in a vicious cycle.

3 hours ago, GodlyWolf82 said:

Need I ask why? 

I bumped my head on some extra large (and quite heavy) potted plants that were suspended in the air just high enough for me to miss seeing them, but just low enough for me to bump my head into them. And I did that 3 times in a row! 

[GodlyWolf Gusty 2,148]

Well if that's enough for brain damage then I'm in serious trouble O.o

5 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

It's hard to reinvent when you're stuck in a vicious cycle.

I bumped my head on some extra large (and quite heavy) potted plants that were suspended in the air just high enough for me to miss seeing them, but just low enough for me to bump my head into them. And I did that 3 times in a row! 

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,236]

When I have a mess in my room and my parents ask Why you have a mess in your room," and I tell them, "It's not a mess, it's entropy. In a closed system, the order of the system is violated and this is an irreversible process. The second law of Thermodynamics

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

This is the second movie I have seen tonight that has someone tied to a bed laughing.

[Samurai Equine 52,012]

 I swear they're doing this on purpose...

[GodlyWolf Gusty 2,148]

If this is him trying then we are going to be here a while

[Iforgotmybrain 5,736]

"That's my emotional support twink!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,151]

 "He went to California and came back with all the clarity of mac & cheese."