Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,691]

 "Theres no greater sacrifice than someone else's"

[Samurai Equine 46,511]

(Sees Coca-Cola ads everywhere) ...I'm suddenly in the mood for Pepsi! 

[Denim&Venöm 16,691]

"Dad, am I adopted?"

"No, why the hell would I pick you?" 

 

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,064]

When you said that there was no black dog in the picture, I was like "That's how horror movies begin..." 

[Cash In 21,621]

"Impeccable driving? Mate, you're on the wrong side of the road."

[Iforgotmybrain 3,627]

“It’s an actual bee so I trust it to not just sting me for no reason”

[Lawyer Slip 1,424]

I mean, it shouldn't have broken, but it's not that bad.

[Cagey 4,209]

"The hype train? Nah, I'm going down with this fandom and boarding the hype Titanic."

[Denim&Venöm 16,691]

"And the answer is 'Oh my fking god...' " 

 

[Samurai Equine 46,511]

Your gift is in the mail. 

[Lawyer Slip 1,424]

Y'know, Lightning McQueen never did pay Mater that $32,000 in legal fees . . . 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 1,578]

When I read a book, the book gets knowledge.

[Lawyer Slip 1,424]

 "We gotta hurry! We have to return all this money!

 "Uh . . . Boss, you ok?"

"No! I have to return all this money before the government finds out!"

 "Couldn't you just, not return it?"

 "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman."

 "But the IRS?!"

 "No thank you."

[Tropical Melody 5,166]

"Go away! It's for your own protection!"

 

 

[DubWolf 16,704]

On 2024-04-30 at 6:50 AM, Lawyer Slip said:

 "We gotta hurry! We have to return all this money!

 "Uh . . . Boss, you ok?"

"No! I have to return all this money before the government finds out!"

 "Couldn't you just, not return it?"

 "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman."

 "But the IRS?!"

 "No thank you."

Hope he checked to see if all the money was real or not .

[Denim&Venöm 16,691]

"Just look at me:

Died in Egypt.

Became a twink.

Went back to Egypt.

Now I'm in Detroit." 

 

[Samurai Equine 46,511]

My brain just alchemy'd it into existence!

[Tropical Melody 5,166]

"Yer lights are orange! And they're flickering!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,691]

 "I'm the bad bitch she pulled by being autistic."

[LetterTwister 95]

"you've heard of furries now get ready for
s...skinnies"

[Samurai Equine 46,511]

And I will turn my head into an orange. ... It usually gives me samurai powers for some reason.

[Tropical Melody 5,166]

"There's nothing less magical than a hotel guest overhearing a discussion about vomit, pee or grandma's powdered remains being swept up into a dust pan."

 

[LanerVamp 87]

"What if instead of marching band we call it freaky band and instead of marching we run on all fours😛😛"

                                         -My best friend

[Lawyer Slip 1,424]

1 minute ago, LanerVamp said:

"What if instead of marching band we call it freaky band and instead of marching we run on all fours😛😛"

                                         -My best friend

FELLOW MARCHING BAND PERSON HELLO!!!!!!!

 

Also:

 "Hello Thomas, what are you doing here?"

 "I'm pulling a train of all the women you've ever slept with,"

 "Where are your coaches then?"

 " . . . "

" . . . "

[LanerVamp 87]

Moments ago, Lawyer Slip said:

FELLOW MARCHING BAND PERSON HELLO!!!!!!!

 

Also:

 "Hello Thomas, what are you doing here?"

 "I'm pulling a train of all the women you've ever slept with,"

 "Where are your coaches then?"

 " . . . "

" . . . "

OMG YAEYYYY!!! Pls save me, my freinds wanna rename it freaky band and play the gummy bear song on loop😔😔💔