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[LanerVamp 126]

"What if instead of marching band we call it freaky band and instead of marching we run on all fours😛😛"

                                         -My best friend

[Lawyer Slip 3,010]

1 minute ago, LanerVamp said:

"What if instead of marching band we call it freaky band and instead of marching we run on all fours😛😛"

                                         -My best friend

FELLOW MARCHING BAND PERSON HELLO!!!!!!!

 

Also:

 "Hello Thomas, what are you doing here?"

 "I'm pulling a train of all the women you've ever slept with,"

 "Where are your coaches then?"

 " . . . "

" . . . "

[LanerVamp 126]

Moments ago, Lawyer Slip said:

FELLOW MARCHING BAND PERSON HELLO!!!!!!!

 

Also:

 "Hello Thomas, what are you doing here?"

 "I'm pulling a train of all the women you've ever slept with,"

 "Where are your coaches then?"

 " . . . "

" . . . "

OMG YAEYYYY!!! Pls save me, my freinds wanna rename it freaky band and play the gummy bear song on loop😔😔💔

[Silly Druid 7,601]

"Rarity's sister should be called Uncommon"

[Lawyer Slip 3,010]

"That wasn't intentional, but I'm taking credit for it anyway."

[Tropical Melody 7,314]

"Well my hopes for a cup of coffee have been dashed ... I met a couple of lady walkers who have just come up from Goring who said there are  no taps  ... they didn't look like the sort of people who would drink water out of cattle troughs."

 

Edited May 4, 2024 by Tropical Melody
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[Treeglow Flicker 14,189]

"Glory to Count Binface!"

[Samurai Equine 54,525]

This the first time a model kit has ever hurt my wrist! 

[Tropical Melody 7,314]

"This is the unromantic side of bike packing - grinding into a headwind with a perpetual tentacle of snot blowing down the side of your face ... feet soaked with goodness knows what ... but it's a very beautiful landscape - and I wish I wasn't in it ..."

 

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,303]

"Wait! Is that a lightsaber wand?! The AI just combined Harry Potter and Star Wars?! This is genius! It's like making a burger but replacing the buns by small pizzas! ... I'm a genius too now! I need someone who knows how to cook to do that!" Shiny Silvermoon.

Edited May 6, 2024 by Shiny Silvermoon

[Tropical Melody 7,314]

Will the real Ed Edwards stand up please!

 

[Silly Druid 7,601]

"I have an intelligence of 6, I know what I'm doing."

[Silly Druid 7,601]

"How many trees had to die for your paper fetish, Twilight?"

[Lawyer Slip 3,010]

I just do what every politician does. Use one problem to solve another, therefore creating several more. But eh, it's collateral, so who cares.

Edited May 6, 2024 by Lawyer Slip

[Samurai Equine 54,525]

Huh. They really recycled that rocket many times.

[Iforgotmybrain 6,763]

“If I ever go bald I’m just going to go full Agent 47 mode and wear a suit with a red tie everywhere”

[Tropical Melody 7,314]

"Cake! I've got to farking eat up the farking cake. Otherwise it's farking going to go farking mouldy. Which is no farking good at all is it? No."

 

[Silly Druid 7,601]

"When things smell, they often smell."

[Denim&Venöm 20,258]

 "I am sorry if Painkiller is too heavy for you. Go fking listen to Point of Entry." 

[Samurai Equine 54,525]

Huh. Well that wasn't nearly the monster I thought it was. 

[Denim&Venöm 20,258]

"Take this, Christians, Satan is a lot better at graphic design than your God." 

[Tropical Melody 7,314]

They found it on the Internet – so it must be true ...

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,258]

"Like, Tweak City, party of one, man..." 

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,303]

"Rainbow Dash, I was expecting you. The fillies are far away now so it's just you and I. I've been waiting for the right moment to take out a secret weapon and it's finally the time..." Shiny Silvermoon slowly revealed a huge self-made bow with an arrow that is more like an armless stick but attached to a firework with some tape. Shiny only brought the essential in her saddle bags and fireworks were indeed very essential. After litting up the fuse of the firework, She pointed the weapon in the direcrion of Rainbow Dash.

"Sweet dreams, Rainbow Crash!" With that last punch line, the unicorn who has became a reference to Rambo, from the moment she wrapped a red band around her head, then released her grip on the rope of the bow which caused the arrow to be propelled directly onto Rainbow Dash. Right before hitting her face, the firework exploded. To keep her swag, Shiny tried to hide the fact that she didn't actually know how to use a bow and that her successful shot was just luck.

Spoiler

Spoiler alert! I was on the good side! Now, you're extremely confused, aren't ya? 

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,258]

"This is downtown Los Angeles and I'm going to blow it up with a Nuclear Bomb!"