Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

 "Please use me as your jump rope!"

"Girl... I'll use you as more than that!" 

[Samurai Equine 51,642]

@Sophie is the greatest musician I personally know. 

[KPackratt 302]

There's a creepy puppet on our Amazon Echo Show.

[Sophie 1,475]

"Your pictures are hissing at me"

[Mirage 24,770]

'Look! My belly doesn't show in this!'

[Lawyer Slip 2,547]

 "Alright now. When I say go, we go."

 "But don't let Frank getcha."

 "GO!"

"Wuh-wuh-wuh-wait-wait, who's Frank?"

*HAPPY 18TH ANNIVERSARY CARS!!!!*

[Starlight Serenade 3,311]

"Look these equations are good and all, but what do they have to do with Starlight Glimmer?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby sinks 1,500 meters, you're gonna see some serious st!"

[LetterTwister 165]

"sorry, i was washing my pills"

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

From that moment, his life changed. Not a small change, like the day you discover you like asparagus after all, or when you stop wearing white socks...

 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,718]

"I've had people try to wow me with Evangelion metaphors or pick up lines before. It usually works."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

@Ice Princess Silky  I'm borrowing the following line from elsewhere. You're welcome.

"Wait. Her name is Treeglow. Why she honk and not glow? D:"

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

 "I gone got this corn stuck again." 

"What the fk...?" 

[Samurai Equine 51,642]

(Hears a suspicious sound)  I swear, this whole model kit wants to fall apart on me.

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

"I couldn't imagine the poor schmuck making a YouTube video that didn't show cleaning this off ... the only reason I am is because I don't feel like seeing that comment 750 times 'I can't believe you didn't clean that!'"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

 "You ever have a cereal bar?"

 "Yeah, when I was 12?"

 "How the fk do they work!?" 

 

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

Oh thank God a cat is trying to break into my home.

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

"... and this has croc clips on it already, albeit slightly melted croc clips, due to an 'incident' ..."

 

[Wizard 1,408]

 "Pokemon? More like... Pokey-man, am I right?"
 "This is why nobody loves you."
 "...Yeah you're right... It should be Pokimane!"
 "..."

[Iforgotmybrain 5,718]

"I only have 3 wheels on my car for maximum weight reduction"

[Samurai Equine 51,642]

Headache, headache, headache~! Headache, headache, headache~!

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

"I got my nipple sizes all mixed up - something you don't want to do ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,047]

 "I am going to smash these goofy bitches." 

[Samurai Equine 51,642]

Frazzle dazzle. 

[Tropical Melody 6,240]

Dare we try taking our life into both hands and eating this 3 days old sandwich...