Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,741]

I want to make a nuclear bomb and detonate it in the sky so that the clouds will disperse and I can watch the Perseid meteor shower!!!

[Ragland Tiger 3,378]

A cruise is just a prison with Shuffleboard.

[Slappy Bird 95]

"Plan to make pictures for gangs and sh*t"

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"At the very least, it's better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss." 

"... I cannot find any fault in that logic." 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"Just had to deal with the drama of a delivery driver - it's like dealing with little children - he's our Tuesday to Friday driver, he's complaining about the Monday driver, the guy we call Shrek - if you saw him you'd know why - don't know what his real name is, he's been called Shrek for so long ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"They are coming to America and taking Mexican jobs!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"If you think that's impressive, you should see it with a kid on a leash!"

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"You know, whenever I'm in a bad mood, I do Russian accent voice then makes smile and everything is cool."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"Thankfully those worries disappeared when that tree went through the wind shield."

[Ganondorf8 11,255]

Now I have to wait two more weeks before I can complete that trade.

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"The shmoo has now been installed."

 

[Starlight Serenade 2,882]

Here are two from today so far (it's still 10am here):

"LOOK! THESE BUILDINGS BE WILDING!!! and this other gem: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new invention, Water." 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

 "There was an idea. To bring together a group of undead grunge rockers. To see if they could become... something more." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?"

"I have no ideer-"

"Blind!"

"Fuck!"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

"Follow the wisdom of the Khajiit. You don't need to be faster than the monster. You just need to be faster than your friends."

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"Let's poke it with a screwdriver and see what happens ..."

 

[Otaku-sempai 416]

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'save us!'...

"...and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'"

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"Why the fuck are those mountain boots and detective vest so dang hot?"

[Snow 6,891]

"Pontoon bridges"

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"Best idea ever, putting a light on your dongle ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

 "Is that what we're officially calling it now? Halfling war crimes?"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"In the lands of the North, where the Black Rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long, the Men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale ... and those tales they tell are the stories of a kind and wise king and his people; they are the Sagas of Noggin the Nog. Welcome to Northlands, a tribute to Noggin, King of the Nogs and the People of the Northlands."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

  "Your dad and David Bowie fked, man." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,378]

...the nuance is harder to find than Waldo in a candy cane factory.

[Silly Druid 6,815]

"Even though you throw knives, they always land 2 cm away from my ear, not even a cm off. That's the kind of gentle person you are."