Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,268]

"Let's poke it with a screwdriver and see what happens ..."

 

[Otaku-sempai 780]

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'save us!'...

"...and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'"

[Denim&Venöm 21,039]

"Why the fuck are those mountain boots and detective vest so dang hot?"

[Snow 8,923]

"Pontoon bridges"

[Tropical Melody 8,268]

"Best idea ever, putting a light on your dongle ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,039]

 "Is that what we're officially calling it now? Halfling war crimes?"

 

[Tropical Melody 8,268]

"In the lands of the North, where the Black Rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long, the Men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale ... and those tales they tell are the stories of a kind and wise king and his people; they are the Sagas of Noggin the Nog. Welcome to Northlands, a tribute to Noggin, King of the Nogs and the People of the Northlands."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,039]

  "Your dad and David Bowie fked, man." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,546]

...the nuance is harder to find than Waldo in a candy cane factory.

[Silly Druid 8,018]

"Even though you throw knives, they always land 2 cm away from my ear, not even a cm off. That's the kind of gentle person you are."

[Starlight Serenade 3,856]

"Duro! Monsta Cardo!"

[Samurai Equine 56,855]

I got the same thing, yet it was somehow better.

[Tropical Melody 8,268]

"I'm going to take my eyeballs and put them on the transmission pan - well not literally, because that would hurt..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,039]

"I don't wanna go out in this heat.

Oh my fking god!" 

[Azure Dawn 224]

"and what do they do if you shave your legs?"

[Samurai Equine 56,855]

There are other ways to be honorable. Many will say staying true to yourself, but if you don't temper it with a desire for self-improvement or any other valuable life goals, staying true to yourself doesn't really have much value.

[Tropical Melody 8,268]

"I tell you these things to remind you that, although it may not always be obvious, I am not a god ... I, like you, am merely mortal, and sometimes drop my helmet in rivers."

 

[Silly Druid 8,018]

"It's Thursday, or as I like to call it... Thursday!"

[Tropical Melody 8,268]

"At what point do you think will we have to start drinking our own urine? Shall we stick to our own, or ... share with each other?"

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,172]

My grandfather told me to look after my health, not my money. When I looked after my health, someone stole my money. My grandfather stole it.

[Denim&Venöm 21,039]

"I thought those were giant rotisserie chickens for just a second." 

[Samurai Equine 56,855]

Well if I had to guess, it's because they are trying to get information. Can't exactly get information if he beats everyone up! 

[Denim&Venöm 21,039]

"Hitting Sir Edward Atholl Oakeley with a poisonrana would hit like crack."

[Starlight Serenade 3,856]

"It's all good - I'll just keep my eyes wide open in the chlorine pool. Who needs vision anyway?"

[Tropical Melody 8,268]

"So you've stuck the gauge down the plug hole? To get true dead Ted centre?"