Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Starlight Serenade 2,882]

"Duro! Monsta Cardo!"

[Samurai Equine 50,691]

I got the same thing, yet it was somehow better.

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"I'm going to take my eyeballs and put them on the transmission pan - well not literally, because that would hurt..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"I don't wanna go out in this heat.

Oh my fking god!" 

[Azure Dawn 153]

"and what do they do if you shave your legs?"

[Samurai Equine 50,691]

There are other ways to be honorable. Many will say staying true to yourself, but if you don't temper it with a desire for self-improvement or any other valuable life goals, staying true to yourself doesn't really have much value.

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"I tell you these things to remind you that, although it may not always be obvious, I am not a god ... I, like you, am merely mortal, and sometimes drop my helmet in rivers."

 

[Silly Druid 6,815]

"It's Thursday, or as I like to call it... Thursday!"

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"At what point do you think will we have to start drinking our own urine? Shall we stick to our own, or ... share with each other?"

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,741]

My grandfather told me to look after my health, not my money. When I looked after my health, someone stole my money. My grandfather stole it.

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"I thought those were giant rotisserie chickens for just a second." 

[Samurai Equine 50,691]

Well if I had to guess, it's because they are trying to get information. Can't exactly get information if he beats everyone up! 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"Hitting Sir Edward Atholl Oakeley with a poisonrana would hit like crack."

[Starlight Serenade 2,882]

"It's all good - I'll just keep my eyes wide open in the chlorine pool. Who needs vision anyway?"

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"So you've stuck the gauge down the plug hole? To get true dead Ted centre?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

"Well I'm excited to fk that thing up with money!" 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

 "There's a reason my cousin and I have a selfie with his casket." 

[Samurai Equine 50,691]

You know, do the foamy thing in the sinky poo!

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

 "Now I don't want to question Marufuji's ability, but he definitely kicked Sugi directly in the balls there." 

[Arrlong28 600]

"I can't believe you exist..." 

[Sophie 1,354]

10 minutes ago, Arrlong28 said:

"I can't believe you exist..." 

I’m glad you exist 

[Denim&Venöm 18,543]

 "Who the hell wouldn't be jacked as fk to kick it with Mr.Chedda?" 

[GodlyWolf Gusty 2,147]

You gossip more than a Prepy High School girl at Starbucks, just sayin. 

[Tropical Melody 5,949]

"There's no way those are actual words - there's none - no you're just like, moving your mouth and hitting two rocks together behind your head ..."

 

[Totally Nyx 35,953]

"My subconscious is more conscientious than I am. . . "