Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

 *seductively eats mashed potatoes.*

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"The other thing I've discovered, is that my insect repellent is not very effective against wasps - I've been stung three times so far ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,367]

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,572]

"I can almost taste the bandit meat from ripping them to shreds as a werewolf."

[Felis Amafeles 710]

“On the internet, the best way to get a correct answer is to come up with an obviously wrong answer and then wait for someone to correct you”

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,446]

"Because I was bitten by a radioactive clown when I was younger! So now I have super humoristic powers." Shiny Silvermoon - Why am I so funny?

Edited September 8 by Shiny Silvermoon

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

 "You're a great grandmotherfker is what you are." 

[Samurai Equine 50,460]

I could make a butter cream sauce. 

[Ragland Tiger 3,367]

Notice: Husbands choosing paint colors must have a signed note from their wife.  

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"Go away now! Daddy's talking to the Internet."

 

[Starlight Serenade 2,793]

Person 1: "He's so stupid he doesn't even know what time it is!"

Person 2: "What time is it?"

Person 1: "I don't know!"

[Tao 7,352]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

[Starlight Serenade 2,793]

"So it’s glue! You swore allegiance to magic glue!"

[Otaku-sempai 403]

“People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”

[Felis Amafeles 710]

"Art, it's in places you've overlooked"

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

 "This Cleveland steamer saw Cyberpunk's launch and said 'Hold my fking beer.' " 

[ThatSpookyPone 1,811]

"NAUR! Do not laugh at my koopa drawing! STAWP! IT'S NOT FUNNEH! Don't laugh at Spikey Paratroopa! He's just a turtle!" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,367]

What did the pirate say when he turned eighty years old?  Ayemateeeeee!

[MidnightFire1222 1,927]

"One person's snacks become another person's ammunition. " - my husband, 2024

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

 "Just found the most ridiculous thing ever to crochet. Brb in like, five hours or however long it takes me." 

[Felis Amafeles 710]

“People have always used prejudice as a weapon, competing with each other to see who's stupider...” 

[Tao 7,352]

13 hours ago, Tao said:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

So a side note:  So the reasons I did this one like I did,  is I live on a main road  and have a TON of trucks that come through and etc.

 

 

"Hey um  we need some paint but not as paint?"

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"And what about you, Father Jack? What would you say to a nice cup of tea?"

"Feck off, cup!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,572]

"I have only old cheese (very sharp) You WILL have some on a cracker."

6 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"And what about you, Father Jack? What would you say to a nice cup of tea?"

"Feck off, cup!"

 

DRINK!

[Samurai Equine 50,460]

Osteoparalysis.