Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Otaku-sempai 676]

"All Hail the Za-Lord!" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,383]

 "Who orders Hooters to go?!"

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

I am... All of me.

[Tropical Melody 7,427]

"Fried egg?"
"I don't appear to have a plate."
"Oh don't be so fecking bourgeois"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,383]

 "I love Green Day! They dress like masculine lesbians!"

[ThePinkestofPones 6,065]

"DAMN, SHADOW REALLY GOT BEEF WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD...Tails, quick! Tell him you're vegetarian!"

"...why?" 

"Cuz then you wouldn't be f-ing scared of him!" 

"...Are you kidding?" 

"MAYBE, WHY?" 

"Nope, I'm leavi-" *gets thrown*

"Dang it Tails, what did I JUST say?" *facehoof*

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

Celery is like parents; they're dirtier than you think.

Edited September 19, 2024 by Ragland Tiger

[Denim&Venöm 20,383]

"You're right!

 I can be slutty right now!" 

[Silly Druid 7,640]

"Do two Nickel Samurais make one Dime Samurai?"

[Tropical Melody 7,427]

Anger is a cancer that can poison your life. Get rid of useless anger and success pours in.
 

 

[Tao 8,857]

CAT! STOPPING WANTING MORE FOOD WHEN I JUST FEED YOUR FAT A$$! 

[Denim&Venöm 20,383]

 "It's like burning man without the entitlement and the fking trash."

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

Yoda!  Toro. 

[Denim&Venöm 20,383]

"Is that Philadelphia cream cheese?"

"Oh my fking god it is." 

 

[Tropical Melody 7,427]

"So there are multiple opportunites to f ck this up - ask me how I know ..."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,065]

"Did you know.. trying to type with your fingers in the hoodie sleeve holes, is hard?"

 

[S0m3th1ng3ls3 199]

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[Snow 8,456]

10 o' clocks the cut-off.

[Tropical Melody 7,427]

"You said you'd watch anything - so here's a video of me swapping out two Jeep batteries."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,383]

 "Today was nice. You're gonna like it." 

[Silly Druid 7,640]

"How does one eat tea?"

[Samurai Equine 54,818]

You cannot judge the weight of one's soul by the physical form they have on the outside.

[Iforgotmybrain 6,983]

“They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine”

[Snow 8,456]

"... You mongrel" 

[Tao 8,857]

Rain rain don't go away!  We need more gray today!