Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,333]

"Are you high!?"

"Am I what?"

"High?!"

"Hello." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,333]

 "Works in the front office. Bald guy. Kind of a Dick."

[Silly Druid 6,735]

"If this doesn't work, I'll bite."

also

"It was a perfectly understandable misunderstanding."

[Castle Bleck 19,302]

"Walk real funny, bless my soul. Can't play tennis, and it's hard to bowl."

[ThatSpookyPone 1,811]

Conscience: "Imagine talking to your younger self, what would you say to her or ask her?" 

Me: "Girl, what made you think literal pixels on a screen were handsome? Seriously, I like Red too, but like, is he REALLY "cute" cuz' I just like his design and stuff, I dunno what yo' ass doing"

11 year old me: "Haha, funny pixel boy go burr!" 

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,333]

 "You're not smart enough to understand."

"You're not smart enough to explain." 

[Samurai Equine 50,461]

Well it's your own fault for not appearing when I wanted you to! And just for that, I'm naming him Blastoise. 

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"It looks like nothing you've ever seen before - well there's one simplification at least - electrons behave exactly the same in this respect as photons, that is, they're both screwy, but in exactly the same way."

 

Edited Wednesday at 04:56 PM by Tropical Melody

[Arrlong28 416]

"I wish you to be more lucky than me, since My children are defective"

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"Right - and I know I keep saying that - and I know I keep saying 'I know I keep saying that' ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,333]

 "Kevin did you just break up with me on Genshin."

[MidnightFire1222 1,927]

"i don't have my weird glitchy arm poking out."

[hyperspritz 15]

"very evil opening"

this song has been stuck in my head all day

[Denim&Venöm 18,333]

"May your god forgive you.

Because I won't."