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[Samurai Equine 53,607]

The -Dor comes from Condor. So why is it spelled -Dol?

[Snoopy Fan 5,085]

I hope we’re not too late

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

 "Roses Are red,

 Violets are blue.

  Sugar is sweet,

   and so are you.

   But the roses are wilting.

 The violets are dead.

 The sugar bowl is empty,

 and so is your head." 

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

@harry9392 4 days ago
An American asked me on FB who did I vote for, I said I didn't vote. And I was called a lot of names. And then he asked me what state I was in. Told him Northern Ireland. But what state is it in.
I told him. The UK. And he kept asking me yes but what state is it in.
Lost all hope for humanity.

 

[Ice Princess Silky <3 15,874]

5 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

@harry9392 4 days ago
An American asked me on FB who did I vote for, I said I didn't vote. And I was called a lot of names. And then he asked me what state I was in. Told him Northern Ireland. But what state is it in.
I told him. The UK. And he kept asking me yes but what state is it in.
Lost all hope for humanity.

 

BUT WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR?!?!?!!?

-Random person online harassing another random person from another country irrelevant to the vote

Humans are... interesting.  Both intelligent ones and severely derpy ones. Do not allow the latter to slay your hope of the former. 

[Dah Onion Eater 5,470]

5 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "Roses Are red,

 Violets are blue.

  Sugar is sweet,

   and so are you.

   But the roses are wilting.

 The violets are dead.

 The sugar bowl is empty,

 and so is your head." 

WAIT, is that a compliment?!

"Corphish is red, Blastoise is Blue

Ash may be stupid, but not Pika-YOU" 

 

Edited February 14 by ThePinkestofPones

[Sparklefan1234 175,769]

5 hours ago, Denim&amp;Venöm said:

 "Roses Are red,

 Violets are blue.

  Sugar is sweet,

   and so are you.

   But the roses are wilting.

 The violets are dead.

 The sugar bowl is empty,

 and so is your head." 

 

Aww! That's the Hearts and Hooves you sent me. /

[Snoopy Fan 5,085]

I’m not your sweet baboo!

[Samurai Equine 53,607]

You cry too much. You could make rope jealous.

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

 "Now take off your pants. We're playin' Elden Ring." 

[Silly Druid 7,480]

"It can be a potato. It doesn't have to be a potato."

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

"Ah the downfall of all villains! Monologuing!"

 

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,462]

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

Edited February 16 by Ragland Tiger

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

 "You should've stated how weak your blood line was in your Tinder bio." 

[Dah Onion Eater 5,470]

"Whoops, looks like Playtime Co forgot a CatNap plush...*becomes Kesha* 🎵You're coming with me!🎵"

[Samurai Equine 53,607]

Captain Planet copied Super Sentai! They predicted the arrival of Power Rangers!! 

[Snoopy Fan 5,085]

Love it, 10/10, no notes.

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

 "Yeah sir. The craft is upside down and burning."

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,937]

In the name of the Holy Imperial Inquisition, I sentence this world to purification by fire and declare Exterminatus!!!

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

 "Say hi to Coco, bitch." 

[Ganondorf8 11,470]

I need to stop having so many late nights in a row.

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

"Oh, OK. Has he already forgotten what's-her-name?"

 

Edited February 19 by Tropical Melody
Typos

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"Only in a pro wrestling conversation could “he doesn’t need to be punished because his friends wife is being difficult” lead to the “put him in more death matches” as a potential POSITIVE way to keep him on TV."

[Tropical Melody 6,976]

"I'm always afraid that Statues in movies are going to suddenly come to life and stare into my soul."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,920]

"Good evening, guys, ghouls and non-binary fools."