Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

"I know what you're trying to do! I don't need 4Loko!"

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

 "Because honestly, friendship... Is magic."

 "...

 Fk you!"

 

[Tropical Melody 8,900]

"OMG if he invites her over for Christmas I might get diabetes because of how sweet this is...."

 

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

"I quite literally put swords on a coyote.

 And it worked." 

[Tropical Melody 8,900]

@PATRICKWOODGER
3 hours ago
I went down to the shed to get a wheel out.  It was under some shelves full of timber with a bike in front. Managed to slide the wheel out, not realising it was supporting the shelves. The lot came down, knocked the bike over and then I'm at the back of the shed, the door opens inward and I'd shut it, it was getting dark, then I needed a piss....

 

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

"I need to make sure I heard this correctly: 25 hours of adderal?" 

[Tao 10,027]

If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death! If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death! If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!  

[Tropical Melody 8,900]

"I am not a history channel - I usually spend most of my time in my kitchen taste-testing British crisps ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

"Fun fact, this is how I found out I was allergic to chlorine."

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

 "FINISHER SPAM IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING ANSWER!" 

[tsukuyomi 84]

They're just crazy people I guess... Neat 

[Ragland Tiger 3,599]

Blame is lame.  Be part of the solution.

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

 "Please... I want you to make me walk... funny."

[Tropical Melody 8,900]

"Oh my gosh - beautiful decapitation scene, oh amazing."

"What's wrong with you?"

"But he was the bad guy!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

"I'm in my 30's, asshole." 

[Tropical Melody 8,900]

"Mom! I need a hug from you! I watched 'The Exorcist'!"

"What?? No! Stay away from me!"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,599]

Anyone can die, but not everyone knows how to truly live.  some of them are on 4-chan. 

[Silly Druid 8,526]

"An identity that was carved over a thousand years through fire and cake"

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

:" is this my species?"

:" is that my brother?"

: "Was that your dad?"

: "i don't think that's my husband?"

[Samurai Equine 58,509]

It all comes back to frogs.

[Tropical Melody 8,900]

"If everything made sense, things that made sense would simply make sense and over time the things that make sense we would know it, because of the sense that they've made."

 

[Silly Druid 8,526]

"Can you raise the sun?"

"Um, I can throw a flashlight really high in the air..."

[Catpone Cerberus 23,803]

"The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more."

[Snoopy Fan 17,507]

For a second there I thought that leaf was a butterfly.

[Denim&Venöm 22,049]

"Don't let the glasses fool you. I am actually very stupid."