Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 22 Author Share February 22 "I know what you're trying to do! I don't need 4Loko!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 22 Author Share February 22 "Because honestly, friendship... Is magic." "... Fk you!" 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,028 February 22 Share February 22 "OMG if he invites her over for Christmas I might get diabetes because of how sweet this is...." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 22 Author Share February 22 "I quite literally put swords on a coyote. And it worked." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,028 February 23 Share February 23 @PATRICKWOODGER 3 hours ago I went down to the shed to get a wheel out. It was under some shelves full of timber with a bike in front. Managed to slide the wheel out, not realising it was supporting the shelves. The lot came down, knocked the bike over and then I'm at the back of the shed, the door opens inward and I'd shut it, it was getting dark, then I needed a piss.... 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 23 Author Share February 23 "I need to make sure I heard this correctly: 25 hours of adderal?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 8,597 February 24 Share February 24 If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death! If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death! If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,028 February 25 Share February 25 "I am not a history channel - I usually spend most of my time in my kitchen taste-testing British crisps ..." 1 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 25 Author Share February 25 "Fun fact, this is how I found out I was allergic to chlorine." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 25 Author Share February 25 "FINISHER SPAM IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING ANSWER!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsukuyomi 81 February 25 Share February 25 They're just crazy people I guess... Neat 1 2 (◕ ᴗ◕✿)(✷‿✷)(.❛ ᴗ ❛.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,470 February 25 Share February 25 Blame is lame. Be part of the solution. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 25 Author Share February 25 "Please... I want you to make me walk... funny." 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,028 February 26 Share February 26 "Oh my gosh - beautiful decapitation scene, oh amazing." "What's wrong with you?" "But he was the bad guy!" 2 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 27 Author Share February 27 "I'm in my 30's, asshole." 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,028 February 27 Share February 27 "Mom! I need a hug from you! I watched 'The Exorcist'!" "What?? No! Stay away from me!" 1 2 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,470 February 27 Share February 27 Anyone can die, but not everyone knows how to truly live. some of them are on 4-chan. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silly Druid 7,514 February 28 Share February 28 "An identity that was carved over a thousand years through fire and cake" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 February 28 Author Share February 28 :" is this my species?" :" is that my brother?" : "Was that your dad?" : "i don't think that's my husband?" 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 53,844 February 28 Share February 28 It all comes back to frogs. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,028 February 28 Share February 28 "If everything made sense, things that made sense would simply make sense and over time the things that make sense we would know it, because of the sense that they've made." 2 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silly Druid 7,514 February 28 Share February 28 "Can you raise the sun?" "Um, I can throw a flashlight really high in the air..." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catpone Cerberus 23,728 February 28 Share February 28 "The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more." 1 1 “Cats!” “Cats!” “Music!” “Cats!” “Cats!” “(^・ω・^ )ノ” Ask me something! https://mlpforums.com/topic/139270-ask-the-cerberus/#entry4129993Signature by @Stevonnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy Fan 5,498 February 28 Share February 28 For a second there I thought that leaf was a butterfly. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 20,020 March 1 Author Share March 1 "Don't let the glasses fool you. I am actually very stupid." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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