Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 52,519]

I don't know why, but by changing one thing, it's like I had more time to just go and get stuff done.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,670]

"Swiggity Swooty"
"What does that even mean!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,523]

"That director guy - the stick up his ass has its own stick up its own ass ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,375]

 “We’re basically a Best Buy that sells food.”

[Crimson storm 1,844]

I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem when I don't have coffee.There's a subtle difference

[abronymouse 5,867]

Out of the crooked timber of humanity
No straight thing was ever made

[Tropical Melody 6,523]

"Now as a Taco Bell connoisseur, I can assure you that I have clogged a fair few toilets in my time ..."

 

[Tao 8,027]

"I have a phat cat, and now they have a phat hat..."

[Tropical Melody 6,523]

"Please be a secret lair! We haven't seen a secret lair yet. Well we saw Number One kind of in a lair a little bit, but I'm gonna need more of a secret lair here ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,428]

"Please wait patiently for the failure of the system ."

[ThePinkestofPones 3,463]

On 2025-03-02 at 1:29 AM, abronymouse said:

Out of the crooked timber of humanity
No straight thing was ever made

IT'S THE GIRLS

[Tropical Melody 6,523]

"Damn, I've been watching a lot of movies with beheadings lately ..." (and it's got to stop)

 

Edited March 4 by Tropical Melody
Typos

[Denim&Venöm 19,375]

"This is a high body count for a Hallmark film." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,375]

"Imagine being such a piece of shit that your ex gets your band in the divorce."

[abronymouse 5,867]

Congressman Henry Waxman "My question is simple. Were you wrong?"

Greenspan "Partially ... I made a mistake in presuming that the self-interest of organisations, specifically banks, is such that they were best capable of protecting shareholders and equity in the firms ... I discovered a flaw in the model that I perceived is the critical functioning structure that defines how the world works. I had been going for 40 years with considerable evidence that it was working exceptionally well. The overall view I take of regulation is, I took an oath of office when I became Federal Reserve chairman. I'm here to uphold the laws of the land passed by Congress, not my own predilections."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,375]

 "Your hair turns... Bright fking purple." 

[Tao 8,027]

Oh boy...

Oh No

No No No....

[Tropical Melody 6,523]

"My resolution this year is to not be so much that 'Get off my lawn' guy ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,375]

 "Committing arson is the most romantic thing you can do with a woman!"

[Snoopy Fan 1,658]

Today I’m a serious goose.

[Slappy Bird 131]

"Interesting, but clearly fan-made"

"nope, it's not fan-made. It's the real movie"

[Snoopy Fan 1,658]

How is that even possible?

[Tropical Melody 6,523]

Reactor: *Shriek* "What in the actual freaking ..."

Movie: "You gotta be f*cking kidding."

Reactor: "Yes, exactly!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,375]

"Are my eyes deceiving me or is Ken Jeong marking the fuck out?"

[Tropical Melody 6,523]

"I've oiled the top of my Bushbox so my lamb chops don't get stuck to it ..."