Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Not a real photo of the whiskey Dr. Crippen served."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

“I came a thousand miles to be giant ferret.”

 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

You can be mad an at apple for not being an orange; for not having that citrusy bite to it, for not being a softer fruit, for not matching your fruit preferences. Does not make apple an inferior fruit. Just makes it a different, equally valid fruit.

[ExplosionMare 21,023]

I'm a weird, uh...I'm a little weird dude.

[Otaku-sempai 671]

"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes and forgot."

Edited July 8 by Otaku-sempai

[Iridescent Edge 432]

"Nobody wants a butt cake."

[ThePinkestofPones 5,946]

"Is a banana still a banana if it keeps its shape after being eaten?"

"You're just nasty, you know that, self?" 

[Iridescent Edge 432]

“If you spend one, you will explode.”

[Snoopy Fan 7,588]

Okay, that’s messed up.

[Raskolnikov 1,637]

"Why treat the problem, when you can treat yourself?"

[Ice Princess Silky <3 17,834]

"Silky, what is happening? Two days ago, there was only one. And now they are everywhere!" 

*dies laughing*

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

"It's the Universe's way of trying to shoehorn it into your horsewords."

[Sparklefan1234 179,136]

1 hour ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

"It's the Universe's way of trying to shoehorn it into your horsewords."

"Horse words?". 

Edited July 10 by Sparklefan1234

[ThePinkestofPones 5,946]

"Rocking the bedhead look today, it's giving FNAF Gregory vibes, doesn't look as bad as usual," 

"Yes it does, you look homeless," (my aunt) 

"EXACTLY! That's the point!" 

(Those who know will get it) 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

57 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Horse words?". 

MLP Fan fiction. 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

Never be so nieve as to think a Lion is going to bite his own tail.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

 "Kevin, that's a Xenomorph." 

[Samurai Equine 54,676]

On closer inspection, the dog is a bomb.

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"If you don't both wake up and scream in unison, are you even actually married?"

 

[DubWolf 18,376]

“Es una ensalada, no una enSALada!”

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

 "Give that girl a snout!"

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"The air guide groove in the middle makes the middle of the butt not sultry"

You definitely don't want a sultry butt crack...

 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

 "So what are you guys gonna do to celebrate when the Bills win the superbowl?" 

"Burn the fking city down." 

[Raskolnikov 1,637]

"Ruin The Cleaners' Day Party!" 

[Slappy Bird 144]

"I'm finished, simply finished"

"Have you tried working?"