Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"I don't like it. I don't smoke enough weed for that." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Pony Horse the changeling drone"

"Pickle Munch the margarine"

Edited December 19, 2018 by epiccuttlefish

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

  We built this city, we built this city on saus-age rolls  

 

 

 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

A huge gilded china beer stein that played "Ich Bin Ein Rattarsedschwein" from The Student Horse was locked in a glass-fronted cabinet as a treasure too great for common display

...and -

Blowing balloons on a windy day, Desolate dunes with a lot to say

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Frankie Noodle went to town."

and

"You cannot beat Edgy the Hedgy in terms of edginess." 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Several of them leered at Agnes when they went past, but it was only a generic leer that was simply leered on the basis that she had a dress on

 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Any updates to "Nutmeg максимальная" (does it have a real name yet? And be warned I don't know Russian and just used Google translate. For all I know I have just insulted your mother...)

 

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,414]

I simply don't feel like it.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I'd like to have just one family dinner that doesn't end with gravy forcefully shoved up somepony's nose."

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Fantasy football is DnD for jocks." 

[Odyssey 5,713]

"Mister Caravan... Lady."

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"I think he's probably getting quite cold Ted, now that his towel has blown away"

 

Edited December 23, 2018 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"I have the reaction of a valium pill. (So used to say my sergeant. Long time ago.)"

 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

I agree with Orwell: if you have to look up words in the dictionary, don't use them. 

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"You look like a melvin!"

"You look like a numpty!" 

And

"No teeth! Whoop whoop!

No teeth! Whoop whoop!

No teeth! Whoop whoop!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"

 

[Tao 6,739]

"Meaw"

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Well... he is flaming."

And

"Move your ass you ungreatful sod."

 

[Crimson storm 1,826]

 Sometimes I don’t understand my methods  sometimes they don’t understand me 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,038]

We might not have turkey. But at least we have chicken.

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"It's a broken maraca." 

And

"Randy's infamous 8th grade party."

And 

"First girl I kissed was a lesbian."

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"You're radioactive?"

"Or phosphorescent. It's hard to tell these days. They both taste the same."

And

"Heard it through the grapefruit."

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

"You still haven't washed the frying pan yet. I can't stand it anymore. I already told you to do it several times, but you just there sitting in front of your laptop. Now, I won't wash the stove, instead "you" will have to clean the rest of it as a punishment!"

Me : ok

Edited December 25, 2018 by Kevin Tang

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

I hate you for upgrading my computer dad...

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"There's a gay guy on that plane."

"Who?"

"Kiss me and I'll tell you."