Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Lulaypp 2,554]

" Kid! What in the whole wide fluffy world are you trying to do? It sound like you were running in the room"

[Guest]

 

Spoiler

 

Edited November 15, 2018 by Gone Airbourne

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Hope makes the symptoms worse." 

[Prospekt 10,984]

"Spam is the enemy of the people."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

"Oh yah, chico!"

[Prospekt 10,984]

Random person walking by my friend and I: *sings* "I'm gonna eat some poptarts and some nuggets all at the same time"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

 

(HV label sheet of 9 off in the post this morning)

 

[Mirage 24,142]

"The communitive and distributive properties hold for the product of complex numbers..."

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

I'm pretty sure I've met The Creator. Short bloke. Does all his own snowflakes.

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Honk if you're horny"

Edited November 17, 2018 by ~Dusky~

[Lulaypp 2,554]

Penguins! What are you doing? Not to mention there are so many of you! At least squirels aren't as irritating.

(Translated from Malay)

Edited November 17, 2018 by Lulaypp

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"[T]he beast knew that anything that challenged it was either an idiot, or powerful beyond comprehension…. and an idiot."

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Who says evil zombie morticians can't love apple pie, denim jeans and freedom!" 

[Cash In 21,536]

"Forty six my buttocks. That's way more than two whole pages."

Edited September 7, 2019 by Cash In

[Lulaypp 2,554]

"Coal. Not Charcoal"

"What?"

"COAL!"

[Elyrse 168]

“This is possibly my favorite pair of pajamas”

[Crimson storm 1,826]

What is sleep

[Midnight Solace 5,129]

"Fried Dumplings"

[Arkadios 91]

“Sonata O’Donnell is looking at her gopher like it’s an ice cream taco.”

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

Are you doing stir fry tonight?

He did. I was pleased!

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"I'm either right, or suddenly it's not my problem anymore." 

[Dreambiscuit 8,024]

"You don't want to touch that. It's probably got snot, piss, excrement, vomit and a few other radioactive goodies on it not yet classified by science."

[Lulaypp 2,554]

Did it roll or ran out of the door?

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Now's a great time to take those pants off, Kevin." 

[Prospekt 10,984]

"I'm in the United States, but I'm basically living on Japanese time."