Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,464 May 31, 2018 Share May 31, 2018 For those of you who may not know what an anti joke is, it is a statement built up to sound like a joke, but it fails to deliver the punch line. There in lies the humor. For example: What do you call 30 lawyers at the bottom of a lake? A horrible boating accident. What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Now give me an anti joke or an anti meme. 3 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Canterlot 9,603 May 31, 2018 Share May 31, 2018 Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it became road kill 3 RA RA RASPUTIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpWit 2,771 May 31, 2018 Share May 31, 2018 Did you hear about the one about the guy who had amnesia? If so, could you remind me how it goes? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,464 May 31, 2018 Author Share May 31, 2018 Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a bus. 5 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longhaul 7,075 June 2, 2018 Share June 2, 2018 Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,464 June 5, 2018 Author Share June 5, 2018 A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being an animal not capable of speech or complex reasoning, shits on the floor and leaves. 6 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megisawsm417 71 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 Did you hear about the guy who crashed into a donut truck? He died. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 Which object has the mute option for a baby? A brick. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valtasar 12,704 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 (edited) what should i do with this old rag? rip it what should i do with this old rag? Rip it.. what should i do with this old rag?.. i said rip IT! What should i do with this old Rag?! RIP IT!! and so on.. Edited June 27, 2018 by Lord Valtasar 2 My Shop My Gallery Ask Zecora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brony Number 42 10,075 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 Did you hear about the math student who did a closed contour integral around a pole and didn't account for the singularity? He obtained a non zero result in what he thought was a conserved vector field. 5 This is my new signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nature Tune 8,392 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 Mom: Steve, wake up! Steve: Mommm, I don't wanna go to schooool. Let me sleep in for once, mom, ONCE Mom: Come on! Steve: Give me TWO good reasons why I should go to school then. Mom: *deadpan voice* Steve, you're 42 and the principal. 3 Thank you to the amazing @Kyoshi for making me this amazing signature! Go ask me anything at my Ask A Pony thread! https://mlpforums.com/topic/177567-ask-nature-tune/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpWit 2,771 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wannabrony 11,640 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 How many people can you fit on a boat that's two feet in length? A lot, but they would just all drown. 3 Ask me something! (If you want to...) Ask A Wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,464 June 27, 2018 Author Share June 27, 2018 What did the farmer say when his tractor was stolen? Where's my tractor? 3 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wannabrony 11,640 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 What you call a jam that was made from pickles? Disgusting. 4 Ask me something! (If you want to...) Ask A Wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A French Derpy full of Salt 404 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The wheel chair. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recherche 29,976 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 A middle-class Mexican guy, a Polish CEO, and a South African merchant walk into a bar. Spoiler They all sit together, and have a polite conversation with each other. 3 ❆~ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ~❆ 𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰: 𝓜𝔂 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikifive 24,265 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 A grandma went to the shop, but it was locked. She noticed something on the ground. What it was? Spoiler It was the pavement. 4 ❤ ■■■■■■■■■■ ⭐ ■■■■■■■■■■ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,365 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 If pink house are made out of pink, and blue houses are made out of blue, then what are green houses made out of? Spoiler Glass 3 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,464 June 27, 2018 Author Share June 27, 2018 Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Sarah. 1 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikifive 24,265 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 What is 2 + 2 * 2? Spoiler Maths 2 ❤ ■■■■■■■■■■ ⭐ ■■■■■■■■■■ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoFoalix 25,042 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 What do you call a person who likes jelly? A jelly person 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wannabrony 11,640 June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 What do you get if you mix white flour and white milk in a white bowl? Spoiler An unfinished batter for cookies. 2 Ask me something! (If you want to...) Ask A Wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,464 June 28, 2018 Author Share June 28, 2018 What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut. 3 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikifive 24,265 June 30, 2018 Share June 30, 2018 What is behind the wall? Spoiler A wall from the other side. 1 ❤ ■■■■■■■■■■ ⭐ ■■■■■■■■■■ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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