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5 minutes ago, Cash In said:

Simple. Just get a song you like, slow it down by 90% and call it an orchestral piece. Just make sure to record it with an unregistered version of Bandicam as well.

How do I make a good sandwich?

By running around in a circle around a fire, praying to the bread gods

Just now, Longhaul said:

Be sure to use a good gluten-free bread, and use plenty of Vegemite and kale.  Lots of it.

What's the best way to get a nice-looking lawn?

By running around in a circle around a fire, praying to the grass gods

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Because your clock is set wrongly. It was actually an evening for you.

Is water really necessary to survive?


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Yes, but you can survive up to 1 month without drinking water.

Do you like to eat raw meat?

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Yes. I eat it every day for dessert. Raw meat sundaes are very delicious

Have you ever been to another planet?


At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do.

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What’s junk food?

how many planets are there?


                 

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There are eighty-five in our solar system. Don't believe the lie that there are only eight; the reptilian outsiders that have infiltrated the Earth's governments want to hide their unholy empire from us! Wake up, sheeple!   

Are you a reptilian? :mustache:


The Brony Code:

Humans are a lie, there are only ponies. Through ponies, I gain friendship.

Through friendship, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory.

Through victory, my chains are broken. Ponies shall set me free.

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No I’m amphibian 

who’s the dark lord?


                 

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Before time began, before spirits and life existed... Three Golden Goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule. Din, Goddess of power, Nayru, Goddess of wisdom, Farore, Goddess of courage. Din, with her strong flaming arms, she cultivated the land and created the red earth. Nayru, poured her wisdom onto the earth, and gave the spirit of law to the world. Farore, with her rich soul, produced all life forms who would uphold the law. The three great Goddesses, their labor completed, departed for the heavens. And golden sacred triangles remained at the point where the Goddesses left the world. Since then the sacred triangles have become the basis of our world's providence. And the resting place of the triangles has become the Sacred Realm.

Long story short, Nayru is the reason for that.

Why am I allowed to say poop, feces, and dubstep... but its considered inappropriate to say shit, despite them all mean the same thing?


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Well, the word "Shit" is actually the name of a powerful ancient demon that lurks within the morbid and dark realms where nobody really goes. Uttering its name can sometimes bring about its summoning that leads to unspeakable horrors that go far beyond human imagining. The sudden appearance of the demon always compels one to utter the words "Oh Shit!".

Why do cats have four legs?

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