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Have you ever farted in front of someone before?  

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  1. 1. Have you ever farted in front of someone before

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Okay, this seems like a rather stupid question, but I do not care, as this is something we all have done before, fart.

Have any of you whether by accident or intentionally , have you ever passed gas in front of someone before? If so, explain what happened.

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It happens. When I'm at home it isn't a big deal as long as I'm not around anyone who'd be offended by it. When I was in school and the occasional outgassing occurred, I usually threw a annoyed glance at the person sitting nearest to me to divert the blame if anyone else noticed. This was a terrible thing to do but I wasn't the most stellar person in the world in those dark days. 

 

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15 hours ago, Dreambiscuit said:

It happens. When I'm at home it isn't a big deal as long as I'm not around anyone who'd be offended by it. When I was in school and the occasional outgassing occurred, I usually threw a annoyed glance at the person sitting nearest to me to divert the blame if anyone else noticed. This was a terrible thing to do but I wasn't the most stellar person in the world in those dark days. 

 

Hopefully it did not bug your parents while you were at home. You should never feel bad about passing gas, it is something we need to do to stay alive.

Also, what would you do if you farted in front of your peers today?

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7 hours ago, Feather Data said:

Hopefully it did not bug your parents while you were at home. You should never feel bad about passing gas, it is something we need to do to stay alive.

Also, what would you do if you farted in front of your peers today?

It never bothered my parents and there's no reason it should. Like anyone, they prefer an 'excuse me' as a gesture of politeness, but that's all. 

If I pass gas around my peers today it's pretty much the same thing. 'Excuse me' and no big deal. 

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The better question is, who doesn't?

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20 hours ago, Dreambiscuit said:

It never bothered my parents and there's no reason it should. Like anyone, they prefer an 'excuse me' as a gesture of politeness, but that's all. 

If I pass gas around my peers today it's pretty much the same thing. 'Excuse me' and no big deal. 

Great! That way no one gets embarrassed or blamed.

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On Sunday, September 23, 2018 at 4:54 AM, Dreambiscuit said:

It happens. When I'm at home it isn't a big deal as long as I'm not around anyone who'd be offended by it. When I was in school and the occasional outgassing occurred, I usually threw a annoyed glance at the person sitting nearest to me to divert the blame if anyone else noticed. This was a terrible thing to do but I wasn't the most stellar person in the world in those dark days. 

 

You're obviously lying, everyone knows that girls don't fart!

Okay no, but I don't think there isn't anyone who managed to prevent it every time their whole life, anyone who would click on no would obviously be lying. I try to avoid it, but I think if a person you're close to doesn't bother with not farting around you, it can be flattering in a weird way, because it shows that they feel very comfortable around you.

I know I'm a bit weird lol.

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On 9/24/2018 at 2:45 PM, Feather Data said:

You fart as a way to insult people?

How do you trigger to fart on command? Do you check to make sure you have enough gas?

It isn't exactly hard considering my diet. If I have one on deck I let 'em have it. If not, I just flip 'em off or something else. I use what I have available from moment to moment. 

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How DARE you! Girls don't fart! Um, a few times I guess. Marriage means it doesn't count if it's just you and your husband home!

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(Now that sounds like I run around tooting all day!)

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Too many times.

 

Way too many.

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Just now, Feather Data said:

Not a fetish

It's pretty obvious, hate to break it to you. Well, maybe I don't.. idk it's not like I care that much but I can't help but notice. 

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6 minutes ago, Feather Data said:

Not a fetish

Well can you fault someone for assuming so when you so frequently open topics like "Do girls fart", "What toilet paper brand do you use", and "Have you ever had to shit in the woods"? Don't you think your trend of scatological topics is or may come off as just a little unusual?

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Just now, Annie said:

Well can you fault someone for assuming so when you so frequently open topics like "Do girls fart", "What toilet paper brand do you use", and "Have you ever had to shit in the woods"? Don't you think your trend of scatological topics is or may come off as just a little unusual?

Just enjoy the topic for what it is

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