What if Princess Celestia caused an earthquake every time she sat down?

[Bendy 1,821]

What if Princess Celestia caused an earthquake every time she sat down?

Knowing much cake Princess Celestia eats, I think it could happen.

[Randimaxis 8,652]

The Mod in me says this is reeeeeally close to an unacceptable topic, and would probably be better as a status...

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... but the lil' troll in me says:

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Sounds more like a fan-made gag video idea. Maybe someone should make one.

[ManaMinori 4,145]

we don't actually know how much cake Celestia eats for that outcome to come to pass. The comics actually  showed that her royal advisor, Kibitz, had her on a strict dietary regimen, which was seen as standard for the Princesses (even Luna). So Cake could be just a "treat on a special day" sort of thing, if she's always shown to be eating healthily enough.

[O-78 28,606]

Equestria would be in bad shape! 

[BornAgainBrony 2,397]

What if magic levitation requires some comparable use of physical strength? I think she can stand to eat a ton of junk food. She benchpresses the fricking SUN.

[Midnight Solace 5,132]

Congrats, you have made me laugh for the first time in 2 and a half years. 

I bet she would use her booty-quakes against the baddies.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

The strategic placement of thumbtacks throughout the castle on all the seats should help reduce the number of earthquakes caused. It would be bad enough if she caused an earthquake everytime she sat down, but it could be far worse if she sat down and then farted.

[RDDash 19,172]

Put her on the diet, maybe.

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

I've likely said this before, but I'm concerned about the mental state of Bronies--myself included! 

Dat flank tho!

[EpicEnergy 23,218]

That would be very funny! 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

I would advise her to eat less beans....

(and end up thrown in a dungeon in the country she banishes me to; totally worth it)

[Scootaloo9074090 501]

On 2020-07-30 at 6:47 PM, CypherHoof said:

I would advise her to eat less beans....

(and end up thrown in a dungeon in the country she banishes me to; totally worth it)

or celestia sat down on a  nuclear Launch button to  Launch all  nuclear Missiles  at Planet earth because her Flank is too big to sit down on an chair HAHAHAHH

( Multiverse shatter to million of Pieces) 

[Will Guide 21,360]

45 minutes ago, Scootaloo9074090 said:

or celestia sat down on a  nuclear Launch button to  Launch all  nuclear Missiles  at Planet earth because her Flank is too big to sit down on an chair HAHAHAHH

( Multiverse shatter to million of Pieces) 

I guess I got my work cut out for me to repair all the damage using my God like powers

[Eazy 18]

On 2019-01-07 at 6:33 PM, BornAgainBrony said:

What if magic levitation requires some comparable use of physical strength? I think she can stand to eat a ton of junk food. She benchpresses the fricking SUN.

Actually, that sounds like a really interesting theory. Does acting out Magic require physical energy? Is that why almost all of the powerful unicorns are rather slim in their build, even if they eat cake on the regular? How much Magical Energy can be restored by sugar intake? This could explain a lot about the effects of casting magic on its caster.

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

Eating cake and being slim doesn't equal strong or uses a lot of energy....sugar is not a good source of energy 

[DivineMist1000 71,354]

Well, Celestia is a divine goddess and she could do that, but she’s simply too wonderful to do something harmful to her subjects! 

[Cash In 22,299]

It really wouldn't be MLP forums without these types of threads. Anyways, an easy solution is to destroy anything she can sit on. No sitting means no earthquakes.

[dead account 2,710]

With all the cakes she eats, it wouldn't surprise me, buwahaha!!

The problem is just her sunbutt, she could try other comfortable positions.

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

She’ll have to act like a regular horse and sleep standing up! 

[woevz 0]

those who know eyes: 👀

those who know eyes: 

[Rethajni 2,657]

I would learn to enjoy earthquakes

[Moch 133]

I Guess i would have to get use to alot of earthquakes!