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[The Recherche 29,977]

7 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

5-9-23

Uh, Pinkie? 

Yes, Applejack? 

Why are there ten baskets of pears outside Sugarcube Corner? 

Because our Bestie @The Recherche's signature says "Always and Forever Pearless". I'm preventing pear poverty! 

*Sighs heavily* Pinkie Pie, that says "Peerless" not "Pearless"! 

*Embarrassed* Oh. Uhm...You want some pears, Applejack? 

So THAT'S where all of my Bartlett Pears went!

[Ice Princess Silky <3 15,393]

9 minutes ago, The Recherche said:

So THAT'S where all of my Bartlett Pears went!

This was just too cute. I had to kinda try to sort've voice act it. <3 Volume control for Pinkie's enthusiasm XD
https://vocaroo.com/1cuZE11056bo You're so creative, Sparkly 
(also, The Recherche, pronouncing your name would reveal my thick accent -- which made me feel too shy, hope yo don't mind) 

[The Recherche 29,977]

Moments ago, Princess Silky said:

This was just too cute. I had to kinda try to sort've voice act it. <3 Volume control for Pinkie's enthusiasm XD
https://vocaroo.com/1cuZE11056bo You're so creative, Sparkly 
(also, The Recherche, pronouncing your name would reveal my thick accent -- which made me feel too shy, hope yo don't mind) 

Blasphemy, I say! Blasphemy!

Spoiler

None taken. I can all-but-guarantee that nobody pronounces my 𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓽 name correctly anyhow. Probably not even myself. It is generally pronounced either Ray-sher-SHAY, or Reh-SHUR-shay, for anyone reading.

Nonetheless, wonderful voice work! You captured them all but flawlessly.

 

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

50 minutes ago, Princess Silky said:

This was just too cute. I had to kinda try to sort've voice act it. <3 Volume control for Pinkie's enthusiasm XD

This is the greatest compliment Sparklefan has received for his silly little jokes. 
Thanks, Bestie. 
 

52 minutes ago, The Recherche said:

Ray-sher-SHAY

 

I read that pronunciation in Ragamuffin’s voice. 

[ZiggWheelsManning 12,000]

1 hour ago, Princess Silky said:

This was just too cute. I had to kinda try to sort've voice act it. <3 Volume control for Pinkie's enthusiasm XD
https://vocaroo.com/1cuZE11056bo You're so creative, Sparkly 
(also, The Recherche, pronouncing your name would reveal my thick accent -- which made me feel too shy, hope yo don't mind) 

@Princess Silky, you actually provided that adorable voicework?  

[Shrug 9,955]

11 hours ago, Princess Silky said:

This was just too cute. I had to kinda try to sort've voice act it. <3 Volume control for Pinkie's enthusiasm XD
https://vocaroo.com/1cuZE11056bo You're so creative, Sparkly 
(also, The Recherche, pronouncing your name would reveal my thick accent -- which made me feel too shy, hope yo don't mind) 

Very very well done! That made my morning.  I’d love to hear you do Rarity eventually too if possible. 

Edited May 10, 2023 by Shrug

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-10-23

@Princess Silky is from New Yolk City? 

Eeyup! 

*Oooh* You mean like: "Aye! I'm walkin' here, Big Apple!"?"/

*Sigh* You've been watching way too much television, Pinkie Pie. 

Thank You for being my F.R.I.E.N.D.S, you guys. 

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-12-23

@Princess Silky is breaking rules now? I told you guys this forum was going to descend into chaos. 

I also just saw that Sparklefan double-posted in a topic. Naughty, naughty, Sparklefan. 

Gee, thanks, Discord. 

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-13-23

Sparklefan, if @Shrug and @Treeglow Flicker  ever met the random humor matrix would become unstable! 

Unstable, eh?  /
NO! YOU TWO, BACK TO THE CHAOS CORNER! 

Old Mare Twilight's an old stick in the mud.  *Sigh* Tell me about it. 

Edited May 13, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-13-23 part 2

What is your idea of the perfect date, Maud? 

Hmm...I've always liked February third. 

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-14-23

Somepony told me you get a cookie if you make @Treeglow Flicker  laugh. 

I'm sure they were just teasing, Spike. 

BOW BEFORE YOUR COOKIE GOD! 

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-14-23 part 2

Nyx turned into the physical embodiment of happiness once and Totally Lyra didn't like it. 

@Totally Lyra doesn't like happiness?...Bummer. 

[Totally Nyx 36,295]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

5-14-23 part 2

Nyx turned into the physical embodiment of happiness once and Totally Lyra didn't like it. 

@Totally Lyra doesn't like happiness?...Bummer. 

Only because that implies she's not already the physical embodiment of happiness.

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

Moments ago, Totally Lyra said:

Only because that implies she's not already the physical embodiment of happiness.

 

Um..How can Nyx be the physical embodiement of ANYTHING when she isn't even canon? 

RAINBOW DASH!? 

JK

[Totally Nyx 36,295]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Um..How can Nyx be the physical embodiement of ANYTHING when she isn't even canon? 

RAINBOW DASH!? 

JK

How can you be sure about that, Rainbow Dash? Didn't you think Daring Do was just a fictional character once too?

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

1 minute ago, Totally Lyra said:

How can you be sure about that, Rainbow Dash? Didn't you think Daring Do was just a fictional character once too?

 

Yes but...Which, "Totally" am I talking to is it the one who stole my weather gimmick? 

[Totally Nyx 36,295]

40 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Yes but...Which, "Totally" am I talking to is it the one who stole my weather gimmick? 

I wouldn't say "stole". Maybe "inspired by".

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

39 minutes ago, Totally Lyra said:

I wouldn't say "stole". Maybe "inspired by".

 

Really? Absolutely RoseLyra's all twisted up inside. 

Rainbow Dash's just teasing...I think. 

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-17-23

Apparently, @Princess Silky and @Sparklefan1234 have a ship. How fabulous! 

Not quite. Everypony here is pairing Princess Silky with Sparklefan and I'm devastated. 

Because you prefer apples? 

Wow. Trixie cannot believe how great and powerfullly stupid you all are.  

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-19-23

I know you don't like me talking to other girls, Twilight. 

That's right! 

But...@Princess Silky @Savy and @The Recherche are all avatars!

Edited May 19, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-19-23 part 2

I like @Treeglow Flicker  because her hair is made of Cheetos. 

Treeglow's hair is not made out of Cheetos, Pinkie Pie. 

Oh! So, that's why she chases me while yelling not nice words? 

 

[The Recherche 29,977]

2 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

5-19-23

I know you don't like me talking to other girls, Twilight. 

That's right! 

But...@Princess Silky @Savy and @The Recherche are all avatars!

No one can resist my charms. NO ONE.

.... So apologies if Twilight sends you to the moon for your disloyalty.

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

2 hours ago, The Recherche said:

No one can resist my charms. NO ONE.

.... So apologies if Twilight sends you to the moon for your disloyalty.

 

Rarity and Luna helped me calm Twilight down. 

[Sparklefan1234 175,000]

5-19-23 part 3

Why do I always want to call @Hugs of Sir Manys "Hugs of Syrup"? 

Because @Princess Silky won't stop going ON and ON about how sweet he is. 

OH FOR CRYIN' OUT- NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE PANCAKES AND WAFFLES!? 

Edited May 19, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Sir Hugsalot 9,357]

7 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

5-19-23 part 3

Why do I always want to call @Hugs of Sir Manys "Hugs of Syrup"? 

Because @Princess Silky won't stop going ON and ON about how sweet he is. 

OH FOR CRYIN' OUT- NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE PANCAKES AND WAFFLES!? 

This made my day, can't believe this is one of things I've woken up to <3