Make up a stupid fact

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

100% of people reading this are not blind.

[Yourmomsponies 444]

all moths eat cats

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Canada will one Day rule the world.

[TheLionPaladin 164]

Wearing antlers on Friday increases your sex drive.

[Rolls Royce 606]

Disabling Shockwave Flash will help lead to world peace.

[Callisto 1,876]

Aliens landed in a small town in Malaysia that had a population of 5.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Humans do not exist, they are illusions caused by a drug called Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Edited January 7, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Erza 581]

Most of bronies are gay

[Callisto 1,876]

If you sneeze while making tea, you turn into a dragon.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

If you put gunpowder in someone's cigarette, they can shoot lasers out of their eyes after listening to you're gonna go far kid by the offspring.

[Callisto 1,876]

38.43% of Mexican Males are secretly purple bunnies.

Edited January 9, 2013 by ThatSpiritofChaos

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Doing "The Robot" dance will turn you into a Robot 6% of the time as long as you believe in fairys.

[Callisto 1,876]

If you twirl around 893.67 times while having a spoon on your head and holding a Spongebob plush, you'll become Superman.

[Harlequin 17]

Rechargeable batteries just have tiny hamster wheels hooked up to generators.  Power outlets actually dispense food pellets, not electricity.

[Erza 581]

chrysalis is made of spoiled swiss cheese.

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

The nucleus of one atom of Jumbonium is worth 150,000 dollars.

[derpstar 9]

Being cross eyed makes you offensive

[Leatherbehlt 465]

If you do the original loopty-loop dance from Spongebob, you automatically get 50 free master balls from your local Missingno.

[Zacharias 191]

Lava is actually not made of molten crust. It's just extremely hot chili sauce.

[Jessper 735]

There is a worm in every apple, sometimes they are just too small to notice. Once they are consumed, they grow and try to work their way to the person's brain. Everytime one makes it into the brain, the person yawns.

[Callisto 1,876]

Larry the Cable Guy is funny.

[Jessper 735]

If you stick a finger in your nose just in the right moment during full solar eclipse you'll get instantly transported to Australia.

[Ron J 276]

If you put a .44 magnum in your underwear while shaking hands with Clint Eastwood, you will be a part of an old west action movie.

[Steve 290]

licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

[Ron J 276]

licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

Isn't that a spongebob quote?