mega thread Get banned by dissing the mods

[Gone for good 1,593]

Zoop? More like, piece of poop!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=583zhKnsDjI

[Otter 1,942]

Zoop? More like "Poop"!

 

Zoop? More like, piece of poop!

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=583zhKnsDjI

 

God f*cking damn it. I swear I didn't see your post before I made this.

[Bari 7,023]

Zoop is a very insane person who should be removed from office.

[One 498]

Hey mods! You bad and should feel bad!

 

Hahahaha! You just got burned! I bet your jimmies are totally rustled right now by that totally original diss!

 

Woohoo! Brohoof anypony?

 

 

No?

 

 

 

Why does everypony hate me...

[YesIAmTori 285]

You all just lost the game.

I lost a long, long time ago.

[Negative 67]

Gayotic pisscord

[Circadian 1,273]

Wait, we have human mods? I thought they were just bots. Seriously, all I've seen them do is either lock random threads and/or sentence them to sugarcube corner.

 

This is an automated message by the way.

[Dark Qiviut 22,383]

You know what we call Scootacools who sign in anonymously?

 

 

Chicken.

 

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Roses are redViolets are blueMembers kick major flankMods like to eat glue

Roses are red, 

violets are blue,

I have a gun,

Get in the van

 

:3

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals."

 

ooooooooooooooooh burn!!!!!!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Breaking news on the Ganaramian News Network: Feldian leadership still continues to be a dangerous leadershit.

 

This just in on KGDI: Feldian leaders continue to oppress each other.

 

And just as noontime begins to roll in, we begin to see what appears to be a riot over in the Feldian Palace. Our helicopters are still trying to get a good look at the area, but it seems that we have a chicken trying to subdue a bald person...

 

And in today's news, some random bald guy gets killed by being pecked by a chicken nonstop for 27 hours. He may have been one of the Feldian leaders, but his body is currently unidentifiable. Doctors say that this may be the toughest autopsy yet.

 

Today on the Ganaramian Inquirer: Bald man killed by chicken; Culprit still on the loose.

 

This may be the most ironic thing yet since the Alaska-Russia land bridge has now reformed: Chickens are now crossing roads en masse. Farmers are left stumped.

 

People across the Ganaramian Nation have been thankful for their coexistence with the Feldian Empire, but now citizens everywhere are becoming more and more scared as their government continues to crumble.

 

This just in: KFC has gone out of business.

 

... And doctors are now saying that a new disease has now cropped up that's more ravaging than chicken pox: Scootapox is what it has been dubbed. Ganaramians everywhere are advised to get a vaccine as soon as possible.

 

... Chaos continues as the Feldian leader is continually trolled by chocolate rain.

 

... Everywhere in schools, children and teachers are finding fragments of cotton candy in their chocolate milk. The Ganaramian Department of Food and Agriculture are still trying to determine the cause.

 

The water system in the Ganaramian Nation has been found to be contaminated with chocolate milk. Experts believe that this may be run-off from the Feldian Empire, but sceptics believe that it may have been the fault of the recent chicken migration.

 

... And it appears that there is an all-out massacre of chickens everywhere, being suffocated by cotton candy down in the Feldian plaza.

 

This just in on KGDI: The bald guy has been identified as the Feldian leader himself.

 

This is an automatically generated theoretical news scenario, by the way.

 

(If you can identify those I've "antagonised", you deserve a cookie.)

[Nouth 496]

Does anypony here recognise this guy ?

http://kz.experiencepg.com/files/images/global-images/brand_logos/mr_proper.jpg

[NavelColt 22,879]

Gayotic pisscord

0/10, try harder.

 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

0/10, try harder.

You may wanna look into that again...

[NavelColt 22,879]

You may wanna look into that again...

You're right, I clearly can't read forced puns at this age, having finished high school. Clearly I need a doctorate for that.

 

At least you're more subtle with it.

 

4/10

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Chaotic Discord is a buttface who wreaks havoc all over Show Discussion with his tyranny.

[NavelColt 22,879]

Chaotic Discord is a buttface who wreaks havoc all over Show Discussion with his tyranny.

[Otter 1,942]

Chaotic Discord is a cotton-headed ninnymuggins. He likes to eat fingernail clippings and eyebrows. His enormous flatulence created Hurricane Sandy. 

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

You need TP for your bunghole.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Let's do this!!!!!!!!

 

~Chaotic Discord~ is a noob at being chaotic!

 

I prefer my ban hammer slightly heated if you don't mind. 

[Betez 1,734]

Chaotic Discord tricks people into thinking Tildas are cool to have in your name

[NewCalamity 3,454]

Wait, we have human mods? I thought they were just bots. Seriously, all I've seen them do is either lock random threads and/or sentence them to sugarcube corner.

 

This is an automated message by the way.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.***

 

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

My threads are more clever than Feld0's.

[Wingnut 6,988]

My cats are more clever than Feld0.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I like Twilight more than Feld0. And she's not even my favorite character.

Edited January 17, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations