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[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

(Only OOC Sentence in the thread: This is satire, hence general silliness.)

(Edit for one more: I don't think anything I post here actually will be serious.....)

 

 

 

So guys, there's this jerk annoying me on the forums and I really just wanna quit the forums cause of him. :( :( :( :( Only problem is, his great-dad's stepuncle's grandson is Feld0, and I can't do anything cause of that. Even worse, I think I might love him.

 

 

 

Also, Mal, you're the father.

Edited June 21, 2012 by Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty

[Finesthour 7,284]

God, I hate that fucking Finesthour guy.

 

Fucking changing his name every 10 goddamn seconds.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I heard this guy called Whiteshade was a deluded lunatic. Also congrats on your new fatherhood, Mal!

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Finesthour used to be my neighbor. We'd talk about all kinds of things, news, politics, you name it.

 

 

Then one day, he seemed to go off the dark end. I think it was because of that crazy mistress he had. All of a sudden, Finest didn't come out of the house anymore. The lights were always dark. I went into his house one day and found him crying on the ground. Rushing to comfort him, I whispered, "Who's done this to you? Who?"

 

The doors burst open behind me as I turned around. "DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM!" she screamed.

 

It was my great-aunt's cousin's daughter, Shankveld. DUN DUN DUN

 

 

(Directed by M Night Shaymalan)

[Champion RD92 8,654]

You're all a bunch of assholes. I hate you all!!!

 

Lol jk

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

You're all a bunch of assholes. I hate you all!!!

 

Lol jk

 

So apparently RD92 hates us.

 

 

This calls for a family-wide conspiracy to kill everyone he loves, then break off all relation with him and give him a 40-minute monologue on how he's so alone.

 

AMIRITE?

[Nightfall 3,950]

You all can go die in a massive never ending whole. I hate you all and I never want to see you'll again. EVER.

[Starshine 16,330]

You all can go die in a massive never ending whole. I hate you all and I never want to see you'll again. EVER.

 

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

You all can go die in a massive never ending whole. I hate you all and I never want to see you'll again. EVER.

 

But we had something SPECIAL! How could you?!?!? Even after our first child?!?! (PLOT TWIST)

[be my waifu 2,842]

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

[Croaks 251]

Elliptical Bratwurst Goose is a dick.

[Nightfall 3,950]

 

 

But we had something SPECIAL! How could you?!?!? Even after our first child?!?! (PLOT TWIST)

 

It was my only choice after you cheated on me, darling.

[Starstream 182]

It was my only choice after you cheated on me, darling.

 

Solaaaraaaa! I'll never forgive you for cheating on my long lost sibbling! Edited June 21, 2012 by Zhinzo

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

By some Modly act of magic, the thread has been reopened!

 

 

 

In other news:

 

-Character A finds long-lost family

-Character B cheats on Character C

-Character D dies of unknown results, sparking a power grab in his family

[Finesthour 7,284]

Finesthour used to be my neighbor. We'd talk about all kinds of things, news, politics, you name it.

 

 

Then one day, he seemed to go off the dark end. I think it was because of that crazy mistress he had. All of a sudden, Finest didn't come out of the house anymore. The lights were always dark. I went into his house one day and found him crying on the ground. Rushing to comfort him, I whispered, "Who's done this to you? Who?"

 

The doors burst open behind me as I turned around. "DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM!" she screamed.

 

It was my great-aunt's cousin's daughter, Shankveld. DUN DUN DUN

 

 

(Directed by M Night Shaymalan)

 

WHAT A TWIST.