Pinkazoid 3,493 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 I remember that 4 years ago, my uncle came from Mexico here, and we jumped from our neighbor's ceiling in his trailer into our trampoline, me and my uncle at the same time, so one of us flew to the swing set and the other just landed on the floor...guess who flew into the swing set.... anyways that led to me complaining for a week that I didn't wan't to go to school :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyreth 194 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 When I was much younger I hit my head on a brick wall and got a concussion. I have hazy memories of my Dad carrying me through the hospital, apart from that I'm not sure what happened. In recent memory, I did... something to my hip snowboarding. Still not sure what it was but I couldn't walk or stand much for about a month. I can't make signatures. Sooo... yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud-Kicker 103 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 I think it was two years ago, I fell off a balcony and fractured my heel. I thought it was just sore but about a year later I was getting an x-ray and they noticed it and I acted astonished, but really I was thinking " I know what happened, but I'll never tell" because it was completely my fault and I was stupid for not noticing it. lol That's the most recent one, the most serious one was when I got hit by a car and spent the night in the hospital. But, even then, it wasn't that serious. I guess disregarding the odd incident, I'm either a fairly safe or lucky person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 March 21, 2012 Author Share March 21, 2012 Senior year of high school during football, I broke three bones in my right hand and got the knuckle of my ring finger pushed backwards. That or the night I broke my foot two-stepping after closing down Bobby Rockets. After reading this, I'll try to be more careful next season while on the varsity squad. Last thing I want to do is have my head snap backwards because I led with my helmet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah 3,182 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 Before Christmas break this year, I got mad and kicked my bookbag, stubbing my toe, and causing big bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunterTSN 1,444 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 Oh yeah and I forgot about the time I was rollerblading at a skateboarding park (yeah I know I'm an idiot). Anyway I got cut off by some college kid in the pool and ran head on into the side, that was just the foreshadowing. about 5 minutes later when I'm about to jump down the stairs the SAME kid cuts me off AGAIN. So then I swerve, jump down the stairs sideways, and do a faceplant into the concrete. I had a mild concussion and a bruised arm and hip. I don't get hurt too often, but when I do... Your very own Victorian-styling, airship-flying, super-sizing, brass-lining, quick-drying, detoxifying, low-pricing, newbie-knifing, over-driving, sometimes-hiding, unsurprising, ninja-fighting, perfect-timing, always-smiling, never-lying, best at writing, also rhyming automaton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 After reading this, I'll try to be more careful next season while on the varsity squad. Last thing I want to do is have my head snap backwards because I led with my helmet... Just go hard. Most injuries happen because you aren't going as hard as you can, at least in my experience. 1 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephala 2,633 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 Oooh! Another one! When I was younger I thought it would be fun to stuff Lego in my ears and nose. Short version? It wasn't. Long version? Doctor was pretty pissed about it. They had to use these really scary looking tools to get them out o.O Another time I got slammed into a concrete wall going really fast on one of those Scooterboard things. My mum got calls every week last year about my clumsiness XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMahwk 351 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 I don't have any recent injuries... I guess the most recent would be me almost bleeding out from me getting my arm cut open. Was not fun to deal with that. Then there's the time I cracked my head open with a rock that I threw in the air as a small child... another time I stepped on a nail and it went straight through my foot. I've also broken 3 fingers and 2 toes... On a more serious note I was almost accidentally knifed, my friend was showing me a butterfly knife he bought and one of my friends decided to push me at him, not knowing he was holding it out to me. "In the end it all comes down to just how far we can slide" V Check out my Artwork at V http://tomahwk94.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
be my waifu 2,842 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 I got a concussion from hitting my head on a rusty metal bar when I was in 4th grade Was not fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwhisper 33 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 (edited) Other than some muscle strain that hurt pretty bad but wasn't serious, I've never broken a bone (yet ). EDIT: but I HAVE slipped off a diving board and scratched up my knee pretty bad. Nothing super serious though. Edited March 22, 2012 by Sandwhisper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalGamer 192 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 I had my tongue stiched together when I was 4. Being the hyper-ass kid I was, I tried to be Tarzan and swing from the curtains... needless to say, one of the clippings went in my mouth and slashed my tongue and lower lip. Oh my GOD, how...I never even HEARD of that kind of thing happening before DX do the stitches still show on your tongue or...? --------- As for an injury I got, well my most recent one was...this was when I was like 11 or something, I was walking around a swimming pool and one of my legs fell straight into a pool drain, scraping the sharp rim allll the way down half my leg. Was bleeding from foot to knee pretty bad. That's the one that comes up most recently anyway in terms of physical. I tend to get diseases more than injuries ^ ^; now THOSE I've had in the most strangest of quantities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 March 21, 2012 Author Share March 21, 2012 Oh my GOD, how...I never even HEARD of that kind of thing happening before DX do the stitches still show on your tongue or...? --------- As for an injury I got, well my most recent one was...this was when I was like 11 or something, I was walking around a swimming pool and one of my legs fell straight into a pool drain, scraping the sharp rim allll the way down half my leg. Was bleeding from foot to knee pretty bad. That's the one that comes up most recently anyway in terms of physical. I tend to get diseases more than injuries ^ ^; now THOSE I've had in the most strangest of quantities. Actually, I can't remember it being stitched, but my tongue did get cut. That's what my mom told me, anyways, that I got stitches. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus 69 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 (edited) Lets see, my most serious injuries would be:When I was 7 I fell out of a tree and ruptured my spleen, died at some point but got better. 32 stitches. 8 or so years ago had my ear almost torn off in a TKD fight(spinning heel kick). In the army I was dragging a camo net over a truck standing on top of it, when the lieutenant forgot I was there, got in the truck and drove off. Cam net was attached to a tree, and I was attached to the cam net.... Lack of feeling in left thumb after nerves got severed after a fight where I was attacked with a knife. 4 years ago shattered my shoulderjoint lifting weights(dislocated during french press), pretty much broke everything you can damage in there. After that it kept dislocating. 2 years later surgery and somewhat functionable now. Drove a nail through my hand while tearing down the barn previous summer. Have a few pictures(because I for some reason take pictures if I get injured, go figure), but hold off posting them just in case people dont like blood. Edit: Oh, broken my nose twice in fights, just dont consider that serious. Edited March 21, 2012 by Magnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunterTSN 1,444 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 Lets see, my most serious injuries would be:When I was 7 I fell out of a tree and ruptured my spleen, died at some point but got better. 32 stitches. 8 or so years ago had my ear almost torn off in a TKD fight(spinning heel kick). In the army I was dragging a camo net over a truck standing on top of it, when the lieutenant forgot I was there, got in the truck and drove off. Cam net was attached to a tree, and I was attached to the cam net.... Lack of feeling in left thumb after nerves got severed after a fight where I was attacked with a knife. 4 years ago shattered my shoulderjoint lifting weights(dislocated during french press), pretty much broke everything you can damage in there. After that it kept dislocating. 2 years later surgery and somewhat functionable now. Drove a nail through my hand while tearing down the barn previous summer. Have a few pictures(because I for some reason take pictures if I get injured, go figure), but hold off posting them just in case people dont like blood. Edit: Oh, broken my nose twice in fights, just dont consider that serious. ...ouch, you make my injuries sound like I stubbed my toe... Your very own Victorian-styling, airship-flying, super-sizing, brass-lining, quick-drying, detoxifying, low-pricing, newbie-knifing, over-driving, sometimes-hiding, unsurprising, ninja-fighting, perfect-timing, always-smiling, never-lying, best at writing, also rhyming automaton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttershy4life 150 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 My most recent injury was when I fell and banged my head hard-in front of a bunch of older kids at my HS embarrassing -.- nothing really serious though My neck also once couldn't move one way, hurt soo bad (and that also happened this year) and i threw up at the hospital and had to get a needle. FUN LOL that's my most recent stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus 69 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 ...ouch, you make my injuries sound like I stubbed my toe... That accident you mentioned sounds horrible and practically same way that I ruptured my spleen. My friends were always saying I would never live to be 25,kept getting hurt. Lol, when I was getting married and they were planning a batchelor party, they were originally planning to take me skydiving but voted against it as "he will probably die" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokarr 70 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 im just broke both my legs from jumpin off a roof a couple times...not my brightest moment, but the greatest game of tag evar!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeaker 89 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 In 7th or 8th grade, I was standing around near the goal outside while everyone played soccer. (I'm the kind to be picked last in sports, and for good reason.) I saw a ladybug a few feet infield and picked it up so it wouldn't get stepped on. I blew it off my finger and turned around... And saw the soccer-ball long enough to think "Oh, crap" before it hit me in the face. I blacked out for several seconds and woke up with several of my peers standing around and looking down at me. I was crying a little bit, but I laughed it off (it was pretty funny, when you think about it) and went inside. On my way to my next class or lunch or whatever I stopped in the library and mentioned to the librarian what had happened. She said that if I'd blacked out I should go to the nurse, so I went and she tested me and we discovered that I couldn't walk in a straight line and had lost a large amount of my peripheral vision. So my dad came to pick me up and just then I started tossing cookies. Turned out I had a concussion, and had to stay home for three days. Still don't have all my vision back on one side, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcato 2,143 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 Does a surgery count? I have never EVER broken a bone or sprained anything, so it was quite surprising when i had my first surgery and still havent broken anything. It was for an appendix, some useless organ near the stomach. Before then i used to think "i would love to be in a hospital! The attention would be great!" UGH NEVER AGAIN. ~Relax and enJOY life. True joy is a BLESSING.~ ~Musician, poet, writer, and all-around storyteller~ Interests: Old literature, ancient history, MUSIC, fantasy, anime Best Pony: Tiaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SrFrog 927 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 I haven't really gotten hurt badly recently, however If i recall correctly my brother did threw a pair of scissor at me that hit just centimeters away from my right eye. At least I got a nice scar above my eye from that, so all in all not bad. "Never give no manipulative bitch the benefit of the doubt" - Compa's grandpa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcusaralius76 150 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 my kneecap popped out a few months ago at school. And I did what my doctor called "the stupidest thing you can do": I put it back into place on my own. it hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive01 5,299 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 A scar on my leg shows how my skin got scratched when I slid home on a baseball game. When my crush told me, she said, "man, why do you get these scratches so much?" It was my third scar in a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 (edited) Hmm, worst injuries I've gotten? About a year ago, I tore a tendon in my back after I slipped while holding something heavy. I still have back pains, even a year later. The second injury is...hmm, a bit NSFW. Click at your own risk. About a month ago I started having pain in my left testicle. Rofl, after convincing the doctor that it wasn't STDs he got me an appointment to receive a sonogram. Which the results showed that there was nothing twisted. It was then assumed to be a bacterial infection, but anti-biotics didn't help. So now it's assumed to be a hernia in my groin that is putting pressure on something...something important D: >>>TOO MUCH INFORMATION LARP! AAAAARRRRRRR Moral of my story, lifting heavy objects breaks your back and balls Edited March 21, 2012 by Lady Rarity Pony 3 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eavath 278 March 21, 2012 Share March 21, 2012 My worst injury happened about 9 years ago when I fell out of a tree and broke my left ankle. It shattered in 7 different places. I right after it happened my ankle swelled up to about the size of a 16 inch softball. It felt like it took forever to heal x_x And then, just last year before my annual trip to Upstate new york, I was baling hay with my family. My left ankle decided to find the only hole in the entire hay pasture. It swelled up just as big as when I had broken it and I thought I broke it again. Nope, but damn did it hurt. Ever since I originally broke it, if I sit wrong or stand for too long, it starts aching and annoying me >.< Crackle is best dragon - Rarity is best Marshmallow Scootaloo is best chicken - Sweetie Belle is best Dictionary Fluttershy is best tree - Twilight is best Minigun Rainbow Dash is best turnip bucket - Spike is best Rainbow Dash All ponies are best pony. Especially Fluttershy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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