Pertaining to Brohoof'd Feld0....

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I didn't brohoof a single post in this thread.

 

The fuck you gonna do about it?

 

 

 

Yeah, that's right, NOTHING. FUCKING NOTHING.

 

Get on my level.

 

 

Brohoofs are easy. Just a) post a pic, b. post a video, c) post something witty but UNDER 10 words, d) post something over 10 words, but in sonnet format

Edited July 12, 2012 by Whiteshade

[Swit Swat 536]

Doctor XFizzle is the KING of BROHOOFS.

 

But, this got me thinking. This is a topic related to brohoofs.

 

So give me a brohoof please.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Swit Swat

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

How to get brohoofs:

 

1. Post an image macro remotely relating to the situation.

2. Post a very old meme remotely relating to the situation.

3. Be staff.

4. Praise the staff.

5. Be a total flank-kissser.

6. Say something witty.

7. Make an exceptionally long post (Meaningful content not required)

8. Actually ask for brohoofs.

9. Make a meme.

10. Psychologically manipulate others.

11. Hate on politics.

12. Make a list with numbers.

13. Conform arbitrarily to the curently most popular opinion.

14. Be a total flank-kisser.

15. Say something pointless.

16. Say something verbose or impressive.

17. Win an argument.

18. Make an argument.

19. Make logically sound posts.

20. Make illogical posts.

21. Post ANYTHING in the "Pictures Only" thread.

22. Pretend to agree with someone.

23. Be a total flank-kisser.

24. Mention a pony who is a fan favorite.

25. Put Derpy and muffins in the same sentence.

26. Talk about something related to shipping.

27. Slam the concepts of clop or gorefics.

28. Say Cupcakes or SAM are horrible.

29. Be Feld0.

30. Be a total flank-kisser.

31. Say ponies are awesome.

32. Love and Tolerate.

33. Say something almost everyone agrees with.

34. Say how much you hate Rule 34.

35. Agree with everyone.

36. Profess love of bacon.

37. Mention a pony meme.

38. Say everypony is best pony.

39. Try to be awesome.

40. Be a total flank-kisser.

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

I had most brohoofs for a while, until XFizzle became a stat padder surpassed me.

 

I am currently...second. My recent inactivity hasn't helped very much.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

I joined on February and am in the 2K brohoof club - where does that stack up?

Edited July 12, 2012 by Devin McCourty

[null123456 759]

Here's How I do it.

1. Say 'No one will Brohoof this.'

2. ...

3. ...

4. Nothing. D:

[Nas 2,863]

Inb4 “brohoof'd” is misspelled in the title.

[Radiance64 7,052]

Want brohoofs? If you amuse me, I will probably give you a brohoof, and I'm not too picky about that either for the most part.

Doctor XFizzle is the KING of BROHOOFS. But, this got me thinking. This is a topic related to brohoofs. So give me brohoofs please.

Well since you asked so nicely...

[Swit Swat 536]

Want brohoofs? If you amuse me, I will probably give you a brohoof, and I'm not too picky about that either for the most part. Well since you asked so nicely...

 

Brohoof for you too since you were nice enough to give me one. :3

[Dragonshy 2,305]

4. Post a meme made on memegenerator relating to something on the forums

5. Insult Tom the Diamond and Trixie within the same post

6. Find a way to insert ponies in a Everfree Forest thread that actually relates to the topic

 

#5 is my bread and butter, which is what Trixie eats daily because she's so fat.

 

7. Post a list explaining how to get brohoofs.

8. Be in the Military.

9. Write a big long thread about a conspiracy theory in the show.

[HomuraBL 851]

 

27. Slam the concepts of clop or gorefics.

 

34. Say how much you hate Rule 34.

 

 

The heck are you talking about? I've seen a couple of threads involving these things, and people don't really care. Whats this about #27 or #34?

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

An important factor too is establishment and reputation. If you are steadfast and consistent with your responses and people come to know you and what you stand for and post, you're more likely to get brohoofs later on once you're established even if what you say makes no sense whatsoever.

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

The hay are you talking about? I've seen a couple of threads involving these things, and ponies don't really care. Whats this about #27 or #34?

 

27 and 34 are both jokes, like almost all of that list. 27 regards a sore point in some, and 34 only mentions Rule 34 because it is the 34th item on the list.

 

Realize that entire list was made in a sardonic manner.

[Yellow Diamond 7,564]

Brohoof my post.

 

I said brohoof!

 

 

Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of forum users that you crave brohoofs. The bright lure of quotation boxes diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for status updates. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always brohoof.

[Strawberry Tart 161]

Everyone will whore out.

 

EVERYONE.

 

 

Edited July 12, 2012 by Midnight Melody

[The Awesome One 1,314]

It's all about what you type with that keyboard under your faces.

 

*Good Grammer

 

*Awesome Pun

 

*Funny reference

 

*Funny Post

 

*Some picture

 

It's usually posts containing the above that content that usually get's brohoofed. Also, the early bird get's the brohoofs. That means that ther first 5 or 8 posters in a popular thread really get their serve of brohoofs.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

It's so META it's crazy.

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah how unfair is that, I have to work for mine. What is this, you're in France and I'm in Germany?

Welfare brohoofs are hardly well-doing or fair.

[Elric 42]

I have a sneaking suspicion that everyone is just posting in this thread to get brohoofs.

[Evilshy 5,089]

I have a sneaking suspicion that everyone is just posting in this thread to get brohoofs.

 

Hey, don't knock it if it works.

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Hey, don't knock it if it works.

 

I literally can't stop looking at your avatar and reading the words in the prescribed voices from the show.

[Finesthour 7,286]

I had most brohoofs for a while, until XFizzle became a stat padder surpassed me.

 

I am currently...second. My recent inactivity hasn't helped very much.

 

Third, actually c:

 

 

 

 

Whore out means you beg for it.

You get on your knees for it.

You want that damn brohoof.

You'll do anything for that damn brohoof.

ANYTHING.

 

In other words, a whore.

[Evilshy 5,089]

Whore out means you beg for it.

You get on your knees for it.

You want that damn brohoof.

You'll do anything for that damn brohoof.

ANYTHING.

 

In other words, a whore.

 

 

Well, technically, a whore does it for money, a slut does it because they love it.

But it does work in this case, because instead of giving sex for money, you're giving posts for brohoofs.

 

And whoring yourself out for something sounds better than slutting yourself out for something. Especially since "whoring" is an actual verb

 

 

 

I literally can't stop looking at your avatar and reading the words in the prescribed voices from the show.

 

I only changed it to Toki so I could post some funny stuff on djentlemans profile (since his current avatar is Pickles). I'm going to change it back to normal soon.

Edited July 13, 2012 by Evilshy

[Skullbuster 1,906]

Just give it a few weeks, my dad will be up there, he's getting brohoofs like crazy

[Boxxi The Brony 119]

Brohoof my post.

 

I said brohoof!

 

 

Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of forum users that you crave brohoofs. The bright lure of quotation boxes diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for status updates. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always brohoof.

 

Just yes, just plain yes, another way to get instant brohoofs, make someone D'AAAAAAAW like crazy!

[Ezynell 2,036]

3. Be a mod/Feld0 and post something.

 

Something.

 

*awaits brohoofs*