MLP pony jokes and puns

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

I feel like I'm going to lose my marbles. There's a hole in the bag.

[Sholem Itzhak 84]

My class was really trippy today, I fell around 4 times.

 

I just can't stomach these body jokes.

 

These plane jokes didn't really take off.

 

Stephen, spelled with a P. I got Pheven.

That plane joke was pretty good; but watch it with that "Stephen" joke, you could insult anyone who'se name is "Stephen".

[Tigerpop198 696]

How did the hipster burn his tongue. He ate his pizza before it was cool.

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

So a horse walks Into a bar, and the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face"?

 

You can shoot me now.

[Koelath 445]

That plane joke was pretty good; but watch it with that "Stephen" joke, you could insult anyone who'se name is "Stephen".

 

Anyone who would be insulted by something so harmless and not at all insulting deserves any insult they get, honestly...

 

Anyway, that plane joke was kinda Boeing. Here's some more:

 

A man wakes up in a hospital after a major accident. The doctor says "Sir, I have good news and bad news."

 

The man asks "What's the bad news?"

 

The doctor replies "The operation was unsuccessful. You have only a few hours to live."

 

"What's the GOOD news?!" The man cries.

 

"The operation was unsuccessful. You have only a few hours to live." The doctor repeats.

 

The man stares, confused. "You said that was the bad news!"

 

The doctor replies "Yes, for you. But I'm a necrophiliac, so it's good news to me."

[Sholem Itzhak 84]

So a horse walks Into a bar, and the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face"?

 

You can shoot me now.

Shoot you, with what? Water or whipped cream? (rim shot)

Ok, how about some "Knock Knock Jokes", like this:

 

"Knock Knock."

 

"Who'se there?"

 

"Orange"

 

"Orange who?"

 

"Orange 'ya glad we're having lots of fun telling these jokes?"

[Nohbdy 4,108]

@@Sholem Itzhak, 

Turns out there's already a joke thread, so I've merged yours with that one. Thanks for understanding! 

[Sholem Itzhak 84]

@@Sholem Itzhak, 

Turns out there's already a joke thread, so I've merged yours with that one. Thanks for understanding! 

Say, what's wrong with more than one? We were having lots of fun.

Edited January 14, 2014 by Sholem Itzhak

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Say, what's wrong with more than one? We were having lots of fun.

It's not there there's something wrong with multiple threads, per se, but rather that it's more convenient to have one thread about a topic instead of many. Hope that answers your question. If you have more to ask, or would like clarification, feel free to send me a PM. 

Edited January 14, 2014 by Aquila

[Tigerpop198 696]

How do you have a party in space. You planet.

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

Knock knock

 

Who's there?

 

Toilet seat

 

Toilet seat who?

 

The Toilet seat you got herpies from. BAM

Edited January 14, 2014 by SocietyCanBiteMs

[Dewdlz 938]

Princess Luna booty! Omagosh omagosh omagosh.

 

[Jeric 46,851]

@Mywas, merged your thread with an older one.

[J.R. 3,183]

hey

psst

yea you

I'M TALKING TO YOU

NOW TELL ME

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL???

ICE

COLD!

(fail joke is fail)

Just like me!

OT Joke Attempt: Why did the pony have a raspy voice?

Because she was a little hoarse!!!

Ok that was bad. I'm gone.

Edited February 12, 2015 by IceBlizzard

[Confucius 194]

You want a pun? You think you're PUNny PUNk? I may have to PUNish you by PUNching your sorry cutie mark. I hope you got to the PUNch line by now.

[PalePablo 0]

How about "Pegazi Book burning" ?

[SpittyPie2005 3,952]

On 10/12/2011 at 12:05 AM, Pony Joe said:

 

What do you do when there's a rapist in the Everfree Forest?

Hydra kids, hydra wife.

 

AHH I LOVE THE BED INTRUDER SONG!!

[Silly Druid 6,964]

If Applejack and Rainbow Dash started a band, what would it be called?

Spoiler

Hay Ocean

 

[Splashee 28,563]

@Akaraah

Finally moved this thread to Forum Games after all these years.