Creepypasta

[Street Comedy 327]

so like, i was at olve garden, and i parkd in a spot that sed: Danguh, u get cursed if you park her :#

 

i parkd ther anywayz not knowing my sevre eror.

 

i was seated in a buth, because the cushins r comfy on my buttox. the water came and was like may i take yo order dog.

 

i point at the special of the day, poopy's pasta

 

he's like ok, have fun DIEING

 

wut did he meen by that? i wonduerd.

 

i then got a txt on my eyeFone, that siad have fun in hell.

 

o__o if this isn't scary, this next part will make you POOP YOUR PANTS

 

i got the pasta, it was cold, the water was like and i was like D: after that i looked at the bowl, and the pasta was scary wurms 0____________0

 

the end

[000 206]

oh mah gawd! dat wuz scery! u wernt kiding wen u sed it wuz scery! i need 2 share dis on facebouk so peple no about dis!

 

 

onlee stoopid peple woodn't beleeve in dis!

[Twiliscael 3,960]

that may have been the most terrifyingly tantalizingly scary true strory that my eyeballs have ever had the dis-pleasure of seeing. You sir, are a genius.

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Man Door Hand Hook Car door.....

 

I mean... DAT WUZ SCURRY! I MUST SHER DIS ON DEH INTERWEBZ OR IZ AM CURSED FOREVR! LIEK, EMEGERD YU GUYS!

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

 

Stalter: So, did you hear about this guy's creepy pasta story?

Waldorf: No, what was it about?

Stalter: What do you think it was about?

Waldorf: Slenderman?

Stalter: No, it was about your wife's spaghetti!

Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

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[OkBuddy 586]

Ermehgerd! Dis wuz da scariezt storeh ive eva red!

[Street Comedy 327]

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but its based on real events

[madmisa 55]

I wil nevar b abl 2 sleep agan!! so scurry!