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[long gone 8,929]

[7:27:55 PM] Daring: https://i.imgur.com/DFIszIw.png

[7:27:58 PM] Daring: IGN hates him!

[7:28:43 PM] Stardust: And we love him.

[7:28:55 PM] Daring: Too much water

[7:29:42 PM] Stardust: I use to hate water. Now that I've my respectable distance from it, not so much.

[7:29:51 PM] Daring: lol

[7:30:21 PM] Daring: Well there's too much water inside of you too

[7:31:29 PM] Stardust: I know. Good thing I already hate myself huh? XD

[7:31:35 PM] Daring: lol

[7:31:37 PM] Daring: Are you IGN?

[7:31:49 PM] Stardust: Damn, you called me out.

[7:32:10 PM] Daring: lmao

[N.W. 3,619]

 

[2:45:10 AM] Dawn: You just don't know what you want

[2:45:28 AM] Sergei: The truth has been spoken

[2:45:47 AM] Sergei: And I should have known that.

[2:46:40 AM] Dawn: So tell me what you want?

[2:46:48 AM] Dawn: what you really really want

[2:46:56 AM] Sergei: Non shitty music.

[Lightwing 12,955]

I've got one. This is the result of sheeps and ships being one thing

 

[02:02:51 AM] Nathan Tintinger (yozer): dawn the sheep is shaun the sheep's australian cousin

[02:03:01 AM] Dawn: He's Dawn the sheep, He's Dawn the sheep, He even mucks about with those who cannot bleat

[02:03:04 AM] Dawn: Keep it in mind

[02:03:07 AM] Dawn: He's one of a kind

[02:03:09 AM] Dawn: Ooooooooooh

[02:03:13 AM] Dawn: Lifes a treat with Dawn the sheep

[02:03:21 AM] Dawn: That's the only form of recognition I will give you

[02:03:29 AM] Dawn: Otherwise I shun you for making me a sheep

[02:03:40 AM] Nathan Tintinger (yozer): such cheek

[02:05:20 AM] Lightwing: this goes to the portfolio

[Koukatsu 5,898]

I made 11thDW buy me stuff at SDCC2015...

 

[2:09:49 PM] 11thdoctorwhooves: I shall need to know your address, and there is still the outstanding balance of $25.00
[2:10:34 PM] Koukatsu: I figured I'd send the 25 when you know the cost of the shipping, and send it all at once.
[2:10:57 PM] Koukatsu: Can you send it to a PO box? My mailbox is upwards of 120 degrees this season.
[2:11:00 PM] Koukatsu: Because desert.
[2:11:09 PM] 11thdoctorwhooves: Lets just say 5 dollars for shipping costs.  I don't mind paying for some of your shipping
[2:11:23 PM] Koukatsu: BITCH I WILL PAY MY SHIPPING.
[2:11:27 PM] 11thdoctorwhooves: And yes, I can ship it to your PO Box, the post office will hold onto it for a week or so
[2:11:33 PM] Koukatsu: Or I'll bill lightwing, because shipping.
[2:11:39 PM] 11thdoctorwhooves: LOL

[Koukatsu 5,898]

[15:50:26] : Kou has the best stories
[15:50:57] @Koukatsu: Right?

 

Regarding this story.

[Lightwing 12,955]

[15:50:26] : Kou has the best stories

[15:50:57] @Koukatsu: Right?

Oh god, is this the new 'The Kou way is the only right way'?

[Koukatsu 5,898]

[15:45:37] *** @Koukatsu was hired out of mostly luck. Serendipity and all that. xD ***
[15:46:01] : Explain! Explain!
[15:46:08] *** is ready 4 a story ***
[15:46:36] @Koukatsu: Well, take a seat, little foal, and listen to another @Koukatsu Brand Story Time!
[15:46:45] : Yay!
[15:47:36] @Jeric: Why the hell is @Koukatsu one of my notifications in here?
[15:47:47] @Koukatsu: OMFG no way. Srs? Joe, I love you.
[15:47:50] *** @Jeric must have had a reason ***
[15:48:04] @Jeric: I can't remember though
[15:48:33] @Koukatsu: Once upon a time, a humble user had an issue with the subscription system of MLPF. This handsome and selfless Pegastallion started a support ticket, and the Mighty Alicorn Princess @Feld0J-9 said "I have fix'd thine issue, have a free month of subscriber status because I am most holy!" and the Pegastallion, handsome and humble as he was, cried out "But why dost thou not taketh mine bits?!"
[15:49:07] @Koukatsu: Days later, the Prophets @Jeric and @Love happened upon the Pegastallions mod application, and said "NO, WE DEFER THEE, VILE N00BLET."
[15:49:39] @Koukatsu: But the Mighty Princess FeldicornJ-9 said "Halt thy n00bcalling. Is this not the foal who saved us from a dire bug of doom?"
[15:50:22] @Koukatsu: And Prophet Joe cried out "EEGADS, YOU ARE RIGHT, MINE LORD. I WILL TRAIN HIM IN OUR WAYS, AND GUIDE HIS INTEGRITY FILLED HEART TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE IN YOUR LIGHT!"
[15:50:31] @Koukatsu: And thus, the Prophet @Koukatsu was born.
[15:50:36] @Koukatsu: The End.
[15:51:01] : Rated 10/10 for feels and oldspeak.
[15:51:07] *** @Koukatsu takes a bow. ***
[15:51:10] : Literally lmao
[15:51:17] @Koukatsu: It's also, technically, historically accurate. XD
[15:51:18] : I even snorted, which I haven't done in years
[15:51:56] @Koukatsu: I think I potrayed @Jeric quite well, but my #firstworldtroblems was a bit off.
[15:53:32] @Jeric: [15:49] @Koukatsu:

<<< Days later, the Prophets @Jeric and @Love happened upon the Pegastallions mod application, and said "NO, WE DEFER THEE, VILE N00BLET."You missed that a litt
[15:54:41] @Jeric: @Love said ... YO ... YOU DORKS ... LOOK AT THIS GUY. I DID AND WAS LIKE ... DAMN GIRL YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHALL TALK TO HIM AND PRETEND TO READ YOUR FAN FIC
[15:55:01] : WTF is going on here?
[15:55:01] @Jeric: THEN WE SAW YOUR APP
[15:55:07] @Koukatsu: ...Did you ever read my fic? Thanks for reminding me.
[15:55:09] @Koukatsu: xD
[15:55:18] @Jeric: My past self yells a lot Path
[15:55:28] @Koukatsu: @Jeric was loud when I joined the forums.
[15:56:11] @Jeric: Simon also supported you for Sectional as well. Dun forget that part.
[15:56:18] @Koukatsu: heywait, is that story safe to post in the quotefolio? Cause this was super fun. xD
[15:56:24] : [15:55] :

<<< WTF is going on here?It went from potential -- concerns to some sort of thing from Kou to STORYTIME to this
[15:56:31] @Koukatsu: @Simon supported me? this I did not know, and find it hard to believe.
[15:56:42] : o_o
[15:56:54] : Interesting stuff I say.
[15:56:58] : Isn't it how brilliant conversations go?
[15:57:05] @Jeric: It was on a mod call and yes @Love, myself, and Simon were all YES PLS!
[15:58:17] @Jeric: @Love super special Mod Powers were finding people in the dark reaches of the forum and saying ... LOOK HERE
[15:58:41] : She is that good apparently.

[N.W. 3,619]

*Upon Dawn Getting GTA V for PC*

[12:44:33 AM] Dawn: WTF

[12:44:42 AM] Dawn: I can sing in the shower and earn xp by singing into my microphone

[12:44:43 AM] Dawn: the fuck?

[12:44:50 AM] Sergei: lol

[12:44:53 AM] Sergei: Do it

[12:56:23 AM] Dawn: I did

[12:56:25 AM] Dawn: I earned xp

[12:56:28 AM] Dawn: the fuck

[12:56:28 AM] Dawn: x)

[12:56:29 AM] Sergei: lmao

[12:56:32 AM] Sergei: What'd you sing?

[12:58:30 AM] Dawn: I Rick Roll'd myself

[12:59:04 AM] Sergei: XD

[Koukatsu 5,898]

Just another day in the staff groups... xD

 

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[7:20:14 AM] Koukatsu: Lightwing x Treble.
[7:20:30 AM] Treble Sketch (ILM126): !!!
[7:20:35 AM] Treble Sketch (ILM126):
[7:20:37 AM] Lightwing: But I want you Koukatsu 8
[7:20:41 AM] Lightwing: 8 (
[7:20:47 AM] Yozer: kou's heart belongs to derpy
[7:21:02 AM] Koukatsu: ^
[7:21:03 AM] Yozer: (and jerry x buttons mom)
[7:21:06 AM] Koukatsu: ^
[7:21:11 AM] Treble Sketch (ILM126): "I don't care"
                                                            "I ship it, I ship it!~" (music)
[7:21:36 AM] Koukatsu: Treble x Stealing Lightwings Jerbs! D:

[Treble Sketch 360]

[7:21:11 AM] Treble Sketch (ILM126): "I don't care"                                                             "I ship it, I ship it!~" (music)

 

      :comeatus:

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tc7MH5ZXbg

 

[Koukatsu 5,898]

[17:53:37] @Lightwing: "Koukatsu - Today 02:53
                                  > I'd say seconds, but LW needs sleep at some point."
                                  Ha
[17:53:45] Lightwing: You x Me
[17:54:03] Koukatsu: Lightwing x Kou is now forum canon.

[Standard User 2,127]

 

 

 

I miss always having busy Skype chats open.

 

EDIT: The guy I'm talking to is . He's chill.

Edited September 4, 2015 by Kolth

[N.W. 3,619]

[9:01:18 AM] *** Nebula Wolf (Sergei) returns from his one 8am class of the week ***

[9:01:41 AM] Magos Amphrose: Hello, Sergei.

[9:01:42 AM] *** Nebula Wolf (Sergei) climbs back into bed ***

[9:01:55 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): Be back around 10:30 lol

[SCS 7,443]

[1:49:31 AM] SCS: LAMO
[1:49:32 AM] SCS: LMAO
[1:49:33 AM] SCS: FUCKING DANK MEME
[1:49:34 AM] SCS: BRO
[1:49:44 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): lolz
[1:52:40 AM] SCS: Yo where the fuck is ur thread
[1:52:45 AM] SCS: the describe urself with a single picture thing
[1:52:47 AM] SCS: had that open in a tab
[1:52:48 AM] SCS: was gonna post
[1:52:53 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): lmao
[1:52:57 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): eine moment
[1:52:58 AM] SCS: i closed the tab or some stupid shit and now i cant find the thread lmao
[1:52:59 AM] SCS: thx
[1:53:10 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): https://mlpforums.com/topic/85768-describe-yourself-with-a-single-picture/
[1:53:12 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): inb4 dank meme
[1:53:20 AM] SCS: thanks lel
[1:53:28 AM] SCS: my first thought was to use a dank meme lmao but im gonna do something deep instead
[1:53:56 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): You motherfucker
[1:54:05 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): deep
[1:54:11 AM] *** Nebula Wolf (Sergei) just leave ***
[1:54:14 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): ffs
[1:54:16 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): leaves*
[1:54:19 AM] SCS: LMFAO
[1:54:20 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): fuck me
[1:54:20 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): lol
[1:54:33 AM] SCS: TOP KEK LOL
[1:54:40 AM] SCS: but ya it also represents my feelings about the flow and unity of life
[1:54:44 AM] SCS: but it was also to make a dank pun
[1:54:44 AM] SCS: rofl
[1:54:52 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): lol
[1:54:53 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): XD

[Standard User 2,127]

Kolth: So I'm watching Everything Wrong With Equestria Girls (I love Cinemare Sins) and I noticed that Twilight bows when she enters Principal Celestia's office. If she had known what a high school was and/or knew what a principal was, she would've acted "normal" when she met human Celestia. But the fact that she doesn't know anything about how a high school is run leads me to believe that Equestria doesn't have higher education. Like, it stops after foalhood

Kolth: Soooo is every character in Equestria just naturally intelligent or what?

@Mr Unknown: Or do they all get basic education in foalhood, and then became apprentices of their trade afterwards?

Kolth: So how did/do cartoon horses become masters of their trade if they don't/can't get an apprenticeship?

Kolth:

Mr. Unknown: MAGIC.

Kolth: So let's say that ponies are naturally gifted at a certain skill/set of skills, and it is shown that they have a natural affiliation for magic/etc. related to their future talent (i.e. filly Rarity getting her cutie mark). Is there such a thing as free will in Equestria? I know that finding your cutie mark is akin to finding your destiny, but how far does that stretch? If you lock a pony in a room with the bare necessities necessary to survive, will they still wind up with the same cutie mark, if they find it at all?

Kolth: (I dunno, I just don't wanna be productive right now so I'm speculating)

Mr. Unknown: Let's not look too deep into the nice, pastel colored horse program, Kolth.

Edited September 24, 2015 by Kolth

[N.W. 3,619]

[9/22/2015 2:12:23 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): The truth is so very often wrong.

 

I have no shame in quoting myself in this instance. 

[Treble Sketch 360]

[4:49:47 PM] Treble Sketch: "Don't worry. Skype friends never die. They just go offline"

[SCS 7,443]

[1:16:32 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): lol
[1:16:35 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): I was about to say
[1:16:37 AM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): Memes?
[1:16:39 AM] SCS: lmfao
[1:16:41 AM] SCS: pretty much


this basically sums up my life

[Swick (ded) 436]

A fantastic quote from @Kolth:

Kolth: Wait on that thought

Kolth: Hold that thought*

Kolth: What the fuck brain

[Koukatsu 5,898]

[7:38:21 AM] Koukatsu: Future Kou regrets Past Kou's choices this day.
[7:38:32 AM] Koukatsu: My secret society is way too strong.
[7:38:44 AM] Destiny: Koukatsu - Today 7:38 AM
                                   > My secret society is way too strong.
                                   fo real D:

[7:45:23 AM] Destiny: ok i just wanna point out that I'm the one who thought of making an illuminati in the first place so... You're all welcome.
[7:48:29 AM] Koukatsu: ...It's... Destinys Child.
[7:48:31 AM] *** Koukatsu leaves. ***
[7:48:40 AM] Destiny: Koukatsu - Today 7:48 AM
                                   > ...It's... Destinys Child.
                                   ...
[7:48:48 AM] Destiny: never in my life have I been this angry

[Swick (ded) 436]

(discussing Sunset Shimmer)

Swick: dude what even is her hair

Swick: it's like a constantly shifting plasma

@Kolth: It's perfectly cooked strips of bacon. PERFECTLY COOKED.

Swick: what the hell kind of bacon have you been eating

[Standard User 2,127]

Conversations with Swick, Part I:

 

bruh: So water is on Mars

Kolth: That's a thing

Kolth: Why don't you move there

Swickbruh: I mean

Swickbruh: there's no oxygen

Kolth: H20

Kolth: Oxygen in the water

Kolth: Checkmate

Kolth: I'll pack your bags

[dead 186]

"Why hurt yourself when you can hurt other people?" -InsertUsername, 2015

[SCS 7,443]

[5:37:02 PM] Nebula Wolf (Sergei): ʘ ͜ʖ ʘMy face eating this ramen

[Standard User 2,127]

Conversations with , Part II:

 

Kolth: Because you bitch the appropriate amount about high school

Kolth: Not too much and not too little

Kolth: You're in the Goldilocks Zone of bitching

Swickbruh: Hey man if there's anything to bitch about it's junior year of high school