Quotes Portfolio

[Fender 1,283]

Playing Pokemon, using Pokemon amie, I didn't realize I said this until it came out:

"This Crobat better be worth it, I'm tired of jerking off Golbat's face." And @@Mint Drop, and I laughed.

[Lightwing 12,955]

[02:07:29 AM] Lightwing: ACCEPT IT, YOUR DESTINY IS TO GO THROUGH A PATH AND BE A FINDER

[02:07: 36 AM] Lightwing: ERGO BE A PATH FINDER

[02:07: 49] Lightwing: GET IT? BECAUSE PATH FINDER

[02:07:57] Lightwing: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA XDXDXDXDXD

[02:08:04 AM] Lightwing: Oh well, that escalated quickly

[02:08:06 AM] Nomadic Pathfinder: I ALREADY FOUND THE PATH

[02:08:13 AM] Nomadic Pathfinder: I MADE THAT JOKE ALREADY

[02:08:23] Nomadic Pathfinder: BAD BAD BAD

[02:08:30] Lightwing: Okay, that's a quote for quote porfolio

[02:08:40AM] Lightwing: Period

[02:08: 56] Nomadic Pathfinder: WELL THEN

 

I just wanted to post ponies..

[Fender 1,283]

"oatmeal rasin cookies should be considered a war crime" - My friend Matthew.

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

Staff lounge weirdness:

 

 

[5/14/2015 4:54:21 PM] *** Artemis wants dinner ***

[5/14/2015 4:56:26 PM] *** Destiny also wants dinner. Or lunch. Food of any sort. ***

[5/14/2015 4:59:50 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) eats fish and chips leftovers ***

[5/14/2015 5:00:39 PM] *** Destiny gets grossed out because fish is gross. ***

[5/14/2015 5:01:41 PM] *** Artemis is disappointed in Destiny because fish is amazing ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:12 PM] *** Destiny apologizes, and admits the only seafood she likes is tuna and clam chowder ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:44 PM] *** Minty Fresh dislikes most fish. Is allergic to salmon. ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:52 PM] *** Aquila rolf ***

[5/14/2015 5:03:12 PM] *** Artemis approves of Destiny's taste in seafood, limited as it may be ***

[5/14/2015 5:03:30 PM] *** Artemis glares at Aquila ***

[5/14/2015 5:04:06 PM] *** Destiny really wants tuna now but it's raining so that's not a good idea ***

[5/14/2015 5:04:48 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) hates tuna ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:09 PM] *** Artemis pities those allergic to fish ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:10 PM] *** Destiny forgives Yozer for his sins ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:22 PM] *** Artemis also flops around like one ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:44 PM] *** Artemis slaps Yozer around a bit with a large trout ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:46 PM] *** Destiny is now humming the spongebob theme song, her friend is giving her odd looks ***

[5/14/2015 5:07:10 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) starts humming the fosters home for imaginary friends theme song ***

[5/14/2015 5:07:12 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) louder ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:01 PM] *** Artemis starts quietly singing that song Garnet sang in the Jailbreak episode ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:53 PM] *** erika who also happens to be an otter peeks in ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:57 PM] *** erika who also happens to be an otter runs away ***

[5/14/2015 5:09:50 PM] *** Koukatsu doesn't understand what's going on, so also runs away. O_o ***

[5/14/2015 5:09:50 PM] *** Destiny waves at Otter, surprised that she could even be freaked out ***

[5/14/2015 5:10:35 PM] *** Artemis flails his arms around the otter like squid tentacles, making Zoidberg sounds ***

[5/14/2015 5:11:29 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) flails ***

[5/14/2015 5:11:31 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) louder ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:22 PM] *** Destiny thinks about how these are the people she calls friends ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:35 PM] *** Destiny is satisfied with her life choices ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:44 PM] *** Adam Lavin (Lavoaster) gusta ***

[Yozer247 1,006]

 

[5/14/2015 4:54:21 PM] *** Artemis wants dinner ***

[5/14/2015 4:56:26 PM] *** Destiny also wants dinner. Or lunch. Food of any sort. ***

[5/14/2015 4:59:50 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) eats fish and chips leftovers ***

[5/14/2015 5:00:39 PM] *** Destiny gets grossed out because fish is gross. ***

[5/14/2015 5:01:41 PM] *** Artemis is disappointed in Destiny because fish is amazing ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:12 PM] *** Destiny apologizes, and admits the only seafood she likes is tuna and clam chowder ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:44 PM] *** Minty Fresh dislikes most fish. Is allergic to salmon. ***

[5/14/2015 5:02:52 PM] *** Aquila rolf ***

[5/14/2015 5:03:12 PM] *** Artemis approves of Destiny's taste in seafood, limited as it may be ***

[5/14/2015 5:03:30 PM] *** Artemis glares at Aquila ***

[5/14/2015 5:04:06 PM] *** Destiny really wants tuna now but it's raining so that's not a good idea ***

[5/14/2015 5:04:48 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) hates tuna ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:09 PM] *** Artemis pities those allergic to fish ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:10 PM] *** Destiny forgives Yozer for his sins ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:22 PM] *** Artemis also flops around like one ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:44 PM] *** Artemis slaps Yozer around a bit with a large trout ***

[5/14/2015 5:06:46 PM] *** Destiny is now humming the spongebob theme song, her friend is giving her odd looks ***

[5/14/2015 5:07:10 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) starts humming the fosters home for imaginary friends theme song ***

[5/14/2015 5:07:12 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) louder ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:01 PM] *** Artemis starts quietly singing that song Garnet sang in the Jailbreak episode ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:53 PM] *** erika who also happens to be an otter peeks in ***

[5/14/2015 5:08:57 PM] *** erika who also happens to be an otter runs away ***

[5/14/2015 5:09:50 PM] *** Koukatsu doesn't understand what's going on, so also runs away. O_o ***

[5/14/2015 5:09:50 PM] *** Destiny waves at Otter, surprised that she could even be freaked out ***

[5/14/2015 5:10:35 PM] *** Artemis flails his arms around the otter like squid tentacles, making Zoidberg sounds ***

[5/14/2015 5:11:29 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) flails ***

[5/14/2015 5:11:31 PM] *** Nathan Tintinger (yozer) louder ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:22 PM] *** Destiny thinks about how these are the people she calls friends ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:35 PM] *** Destiny is satisfied with her life choices ***

[5/14/2015 5:12:44 PM] *** Adam Lavin (Lavoaster) gusta ***

 

 

you left out the combo breaker xD

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

More staff lounge oddities:

[5:22:11 PM] ChikoritaBrony: https://mlpforums.com/topic/137-post-a-picture-of-yourself/?p=3764720
[5:26:23 PM] Artemis: Why lose the 'stache?
[5:28:53 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Cause I can
[5:32:28 PM] Artemis: That works, I suppose :|
[5:32:35 PM] Artemis: I'm rather attached to mine
[5:32:46 PM] Nomadic Pathfinder: Same, for me. (heart)
[5:36:15 PM] So Troblems: Me too.

you left out the combo breaker xD

 
It ruined the effect I was going for! D:
 
 
But yes, Yozer went and broke our streak of /me messages with a "c-c-c-combo breaker" remark 

[Lightwing 12,955]

[5/13/2015 08:58:10 PM] Nathan Tintinger (yozer): https://mlpforums.com/statuses/user/23431-lightwing/?status_id=601234

[5/13/2015 08:58:13 PM] Nathan Tintinger (yozer): xD

[5/13/2015 08:58:22 PM]Nathan Tintinger (yozer): just noticed the very large difference between my comment and other people's comments :V

[5/13/2015 08:58:34 PM] Nathan Tintinger (yozer): everyone else is like, woah sorry man, hope you feel better

[5/13/2015 08:58:40 PM] Nathan Tintinger (yozer): im like lol scrub it will heal

[5/13/2015 09:06:20 PM], Lightwing: You fucker, i love you too.

[5/13/2015 09:12:20 PM] Nathan Tintinger (yozer):

 

An oldie but a goodie 8^)

[Koukatsu 5,898]

[1:29:06 PM] Lightwing: I NEED TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT, FOR THE LOVE OF JERIV

[1:29:27 PM] Erika the Carnivorous Otter: >jeriv

 

...Yes.

[King 5,625]

[7:33:51 AM] Artemis: Boobs?

[7:34:21 AM] Dawn: Yes Arty

[7:34:23 AM] Dawn: Boobs

 

Out of context quote for the win

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

When conversations about animals take a wrong turn

 

HE'S NOT A SLUT HE'S JUST A FRIENDLY CAT

 

stop slut shaming fooking tabbies

 

[Jeric 46,836]

[12:32:19 PM] *** Whooves waves ***

[12:32:21 PM] Whooves: Hi Kou!

[12:36:43 PM] Artemis: Haiku

[12:37:46 PM] Sergei: Get out

[12:37:48 PM] Sergei: just get out

[12:38:27 PM] ĦypnØticÐ: LOL!

[12:38:48 PM] Artemis: Oh, me...

 

[12:58:28 PM] Koukatsu:

 

Artemis got told.

You need to fecking leave, dude.

Get the buck out, bro.

~Haikou.

 

 

 

I am still smiling at that. 

[Lightwing 12,955]

On 2015/06/05, at 00:18, Lightwing wrote:

> Whatever doubt you have, Fhao will solve it on a cult yet understandable way.

 

On 2015/06/05, at 00:18, Jeric wrote:

> Cult?

 

On 2015/06/05, at 00:18, Fhaolan Mistwalker wrote:

> Yes. Cults. Don't ask.

 

On 2015/06/05, at 00:18, Lightwing wrote:

> Wait, did I used the world cult?

 

On 2015/06/05, at 00:18, greglem39 wrote:

> Yes

 

On 2015/06/05, at 00:18, Lightwing wrote:

> Oh

 

On 2015/06/05, at 00:18, Jeric wrote:

> Please keep it

 

On 2015/06/05, at 00:19, Jeric wrote:

> That is best typo since ... well ... My really bad Destiny one

 

On 2015/06/05, at 00:19, Lightwing wrote:

> Destiny Puns <3

[long gone 8,929]

[2:38:56 AM] Daring: oh no

[2:39:02 AM] Daring: I got this water bottle, but it has too much water

[2:39:08 AM] Daring: What do I do????????????

[2:39:16 AM] Nameless: write a review on it

[2:39:21 AM] Nameless: and give it 7.8?

[2:39:24 AM] Daring: Yes!

[2:39:32 AM] Daring: That's exactly what I should do!

[2:39:38 AM] Nameless: Yes!

[2:39:44 AM] Daring: IGN would approve.

[2:40:20 AM] Nameless: Yay!

 

 

 

and another one. spoilered for language.

 

[2:15:03 AM] Destiny: FUCKING

[2:15:05 AM] Destiny: SONIC BOOM

[2:15:07 AM] Destiny: NEEDS A SEQUEL

[2:15:07 AM] Destiny: OK

[2:15:11 AM] Destiny: IT NEEDS A SEQUEL

[2:15:13 AM] Destiny: BEST SELLING GAME

[2:15:17 AM] Destiny: bEST RATED GMAE

[2:15:21 AM] Destiny: DESERVES A SEUQEL

[2:15:22 AM] Destiny: OK

[2:15:23 AM] Destiny: K

[2:15:44 AM] Daring: BEST SELLING GAME

bEST RATED GMAEAnd that is when I knew you weren't being serious

[2:18:49 AM] Destiny: eXCUSE ME

[2:18:50 AM] Destiny: I

[2:18:51 AM] Destiny: AM

[2:18:52 AM] Destiny: THE MOST

[2:18:53 AM] Destiny: FUCKING

[2:18:54 AM] Destiny: SERIOUS

[2:18:54 AM] Destiny: iVE

[2:18:55 AM] Destiny: EVER

[2:18:55 AM] Destiny: BEEN

[2:18:57 AM] Destiny: in MY

[2:18:59 AM] Destiny: LiFE

[2:18:59 AM] Destiny: OK

[2:19:01 AM] Destiny: UCKIN

[2:19:04 AM] Destiny: SONIC BBOOOM

[2:19:05 AM] Destiny: OK

[2:19:07 AM] Destiny: FUCKING SONIC BOOM

[2:19:08 AM] Destiny: NEEDS

[2:19:14 AM] Destiny: SONIC BOOM II: THE BOOMINATING

[2:19:15 AM] Destiny: OK

[2:19:18 AM] Daring: I'm laughing for real right now.

[2:56:27 AM] Destiny: gOOD

[2:56:42 AM] Daring: just gonna drop this in the quotes portfolio now

[2:57:00 AM] Destiny: hAVE fUN

 

 

[Lightwing 12,955]

[09:35:05 PM] Sergei: I am an enigma, I cannot be so easily- Oh look a Kalashnikov

 

Sergei in a nutshell, lel.

[Lightwing 12,955]

Euclid Class: Put this in the quotes profolio

 

I was flashed by an old woman while on a bus tour in San Fransisco. (So funny XD) Shit happens but you should not let it get you down.

At this rate, my new Poniverse role should be "Quote Portfolier".

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

Euclid Class: Put this in the quotes profolio

 

 

At this rate, my new Poniverse role should be "Quote Portfolier".

 

And your forum title should be. Feld0 X Artemis. OTP <3

[Lightwing 12,955]

And your forum title should be. Feld0 X Artemis. OTP <3

I'm more of a Feld0 x Lavo trash, sorry.

[King 5,625]

Have something from the staff lounge:
 

[2:45:24 PM] Jeric: Ok, again I have to say that popping into this chat with no context is amusing to me everytime

[2:46:07 PM] Jeric: Sergei has radioactive nipples, and something something Dawn's big boobs

 

 

#outofcontext

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

 

 

It's a lovely day in the neighborhood.

And your forum title should be. Feld0 X Artemis. OTP <3

lolno

[NonbinaryDuck 362]

"Tomorrow I'll put the fun in funeral" ~the wonderful @Love.

[long gone 8,929]

[7:19:10 PM] Daring: Also

[7:19:20 PM] Daring: You say your favorite Pokémon type is Ice?

[7:19:37 PM] Kyoshi Lonehearted: That is one of them, yup. :3

[7:19:48 PM] Daring: I like Ice type fans

[7:19:51 PM] Daring: They're pretty cool

[7:19:55 PM] Daring: Kappa

[7:19:55 PM] Kyoshi Lonehearted: NOPE.

[7:20:09 PM] Daring: lel

[7:20:16 PM] Kyoshi Lonehearted: Nope.cringemonkey

[7:20:35 PM] Daring: 

[7:20:47 PM] Kyoshi Lonehearted: Most ice type fans that I know are pretty chill people.

[7:20:59 PM] Daring: I'm laughing for real right now.

[7:21:19 PM] Kyoshi Lonehearted: Heh.

[7:21:54 PM] Daring: brb

[7:22:00 PM] Daring: putting this in quotes portfolio

 

BUT WAIT! There's more!

 

[7:23:36 PM] Kyoshi Lonehearted: And Fire type fans, don't even get me started. Fire type fans can be so hot headed at times.

[7:23:55 PM] Daring: Maybe we Water type fans should douse them, calm down the fires.

[7:24:14 PM | Edited 7:24:28 PM] Kyoshi Lonehearted: "Fire is weak to H2O".

[Fender 1,283]

This is a thing that I said to Minty, I guess. I don't like quoting just myself.....

 

Also paint.

 

 

[sunne 656]

@Fender I am all of the clevers with my response

[Not Yellow Diamond 924]

"I admire your dedication...?" @,

[Fractured 2,683]

"Les be honest..." (As a pegasus talking to Nightmare Moon. Somehow still alive and breathing.)