Ask .MOV Rainbow Dash

[Lunatic 1,185]

are you the fastest of equestria? 

[TheLionPaladin 164]

Which one of your friends do you hate th most (excluding fluttershy)

[Erza 581]

When did you get your "Lesbian" cutie mark?

Edited January 8, 2013 by DoomPony

[NavelColt 22,877]

 

Who am I kiddin', course' ya are.

 

But seriously, jesus christ, you guys really have nothin' better to do than sit and ask questions all day? I mean I hearda' no life but comm'on.

 

Ah well, anywho, after the latest .MOV installment starrin' yours truly, I decided I'd bust open this here uhhh can of worms and see what sorta questions you dweebs have for me now that I was all epic and kicked Discord's titanic butt.

 

I have always wanted to ask this question: What do you think YOUR discorded version of yourself would be, Rainbow?

 

Some sappy moron who runs around' bein' all friendly and emotional with all her friends, who wears some silly t-shirt sayin 'I <3 Nature' or some shit. Neither me nor the Rainbow Dash Prime version of me are that lame.

 

If you could fly to one place, which place would it be? It could be anywhere in Equestria, but where?

 

Some comfy cloud super high up in the sky, so I can take a nap and not listen to all my psycho friends runnin' around, huh huh huh!

 

Weeeell, maybe I'd go to the Wonderbolt Stadium, so I could show off my stuff to the Wonderbolts. Ya know, if I'm feelin' adventurous.

 

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

 

Yeah yeah, Twilight told me all about her psycho robot me she created. Like a robot can mimic actual swag.

 

Want to go prank Fluttershy?

 

Whattya, kiddin? Fluttershy's freakin' nuts, she cut me in half and put me in a comma for over a year. Sure she might be rehabilitated or whatever, but knowin' her she'll snap any day now. I'll go screw with Applejack for a while instead, the worst I get from her is a buck to the teeth.

 

How much does that HotDiggedyDemon fellow pay you for doin the lines and dat stuff?

 

Nothin', this is how I am, and I do it for the hell of it!

 

Well, till he made me into Super Swagzilla, anywho. The Discord fight was sweet as shit and all, but, most of them lines were all corny ones that he had in a script, like that monologue to Discord about me bein' all peace-abiding and whatever. He just gave me a couple hundred bucks for those scenes.

 

are you the fastest of equestria?

 

What do you think, numb nut? You see any other ponies flyin' around, makin' Sonic Rainbooms?

 

Which one of your friends do you hate th most (excluding fluttershy)

 

Rarity. That fatso always gets on my nerves the most.

 

When did you get your "Lesbian" cutie mark?

 

Let's just say Applejack helped me figure it out, huh huh huh!

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

What the buck was that you just did in .MOV?

[Homura Akemi 974]

*Kisses Rainbow Dash*

 

That's some lesbian swag. Huhuhuhuhuhu.

[NavelColt 22,877]

What the buck was that you just did in .MOV?

 

What are ya, drunk? What the heck are you talkin' about? And which .MOV are you refferin' to?

 

*Kisses Rainbow Dash*

 

That's some lesbian swag. Huhuhuhuhuhu.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhQPBcad-k

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

hey wassup, i beat your highscore in wolf puncher, what you gonna do about it

[NavelColt 22,877]

hey wassup, i beat your highscore in wolf puncher, what you gonna do about it

 

Pics or it didn't happen~

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Pics or it didn't happen~

check the universal scoreboard, you will see SD at the top of the list

[NavelColt 22,877]

check the universal scoreboard, you will see SD at the top of the list

 

SD could be anyone's initials, not good enough, dweeb.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

SD could be anyone's initials, not good enough, dweeb.

http://wolfpuncher.com/

[NavelColt 22,877]

http://wolfpuncher.com/

 

 

I see no 'SD' moron, how bout' you punch the wolf enough times to actually get your name up there before you start braggin'.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

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I see no 'SD' moron, how bout' you punch the wolf enough times to actually get your name up there before you start braggin'.

i said i beat your score, not the highscore

[NavelColt 22,877]

i said i beat your score, not the highscore

 

Again, pics or it didn't happen. There ain't no visual proof nowhere of you and your score, since you ain't on the high score list.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Again, pics or it didn't happen. There ain't no visual proof nowhere of you and your score, since you ain't on the high score list.

only the scared would ask for proof straight out

[NavelColt 22,877]

only the scared would ask for proof straight out

 

Pfft, right, genius, being logical and asking for something to back up boasting makes me scared of the likes of you.

 

Go find some other pony thread to post in unless you got actual questions, cause' I'm done talking to ya.

[mane6 27]

Yo rainbow HUHUHUHUUHUHHUHUHU SWAG!

And what if the frilly hub ponies truned into darker ponies when the shows finish like pinke makes pony cupcakes and alternate dash makes rainbows out of ponys and twillight goes cyco and fluttershy the dumb B**** she shouldent have killed yo but im not bothered your back now.  SWAG!

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

Oh my god come check out all this p0rn Rainbow dash!

[Ace-skylight 11]

Did your wings ever get re-attached or something because it mustve sucked having them torn off

[Unpredictable Ranger 696]

Why do you speak in cyan instead of light blue?

[Half-Note 273]

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? THE SWAG IS OVER 9000!

[Unpredictable Ranger 696]

Where art thou, .MOV Dashie?

[Cutey278 0]

Hi sis! Ever tried to sing "Senbonzakura"? It sounds awsome!

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

@@JappleackWithApples,

 

Oh gawd no... NOT THE APPLORD!

 

THAT IS OUR ONLY HOPE AGAINST... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! *EPALLIJECK!*

 

Uhh..... RD? You dont mind if you have any apples on you do you?

Edited April 22, 2014 by +~Flandre Scarlet~+