Ask .MOV Rainbow Dash

[Jon the VGNerd 887]

Awww. Oh well.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

How did you get your cutie mark?

[Clarity 3,094]

Can you forget someone and proclaim that you can eat all these apples?

[RainbowDashie 767]

No, the heck would I need a gas mask for?

 

you'll see, you'll see evillaugh.mp3

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Do you do drugs with Spike?

 

Whats your opinion on Pinkie Pie (.MOV version)

 

Are you annoyed by the fact im asking you so many questions?

[NavelColt 22,883]

How did you get your cutie mark?

 

By makin' out with some b**** back in Flight Camp. I was young, we was bored, one thing sorta lead to another. Then badaboom, this thing appeared on my butt.

 

Can you forget someone and proclaim that you can eat all these apples?

 

I'm not a crazy for apples like that nutcase Jappleack is, but I'll eat some apples if some jerk dares me too.

 

Do you do drugs with Spike?

 

Whats your opinion on Pinkie Pie (.MOV version)

 

Are you annoyed by the fact im asking you so many questions?

 

Pfft, no way. The only drug I need is love baby. Swag.

 

Pinkie? She's freakin' crazy, even more than the Pinkie in the real show. But she's my friend and we hang out a lot, so whateva.

 

That depends. Start askin' question about Fluttershy killing me in the show, then I'll start gettin' pissed real fast.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Why do you always pick on Fluttershy? Why not Somepony else like Twilight or Applejack?

[NavelColt 22,883]

Why do you always pick on Fluttershy? Why not Somepony else like Twilight or Applejack?

 

Applejack'll kick your ass if you try to mess with her. Didn't you see her pwn Spike in APPLE.MOV? As for Twilight, eh, she's not as weird as Fluttershy. Fluttershy's got no backbone; let's people walk right over her. If ya ask me I'm doin' her a favor in picking on her, she'll learn to stand up for herself sooner or later.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Do you think you could take on your robotic double? It has 20% more swag than you do.

[NavelColt 22,883]

Do you think you could take on your robotic double? It has 20% more swag than you do.

 

I could take that hunk of metal easy! Just because it repeats my lines don't make it better than me.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Can I ride on your back while you fly?

[NavelColt 22,883]

Can I ride on your back while you fly?

 

Pfft, what do you think? Of course not, ya weirdo. Besides, I'm way too busy up here in my cloud to fly.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

How would you like it if I dropped a bucket of blood over you ya jerk?

Edited September 18, 2012 by ~Chaotic Harmony~

[NavelColt 22,883]

How would you like it if I dropped a bucket of blood over you ya jerk?

 

Goddammit, are you the only guy whose ever gonna post in here? That weirdo Fluttershy's got more traffic than me. And I'd kick your face in, that's what, punk. That joke was only funny when I did it, now your just stealin' it.

 

Heh, swag.

[Lunatic 1,186]

yo rainbow, i got some hot filly flank over here. watcha gonna do with it?

[NavelColt 22,883]

yo rainbow, i got some hot filly flank over here. watcha gonna do with it?

 

 

Whoa whoa whoa, princess of the moon plot at twelve o' clock.

Edited September 27, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Lunatic 1,186]

and what if i would like to keep the door open on purpose?

[NavelColt 22,883]

and what if i would like to keep the door open on purpose?

 

Heh, whatever makes you happy, princess. If that's what you like, then it works for me. We should move on though, don't wanna tread into NSFW territory. I already got busted one time for doin' that where I wasn't sposed to at a convention or somethin' with Fluttershy.

[Clarity 3,094]

What if your wings fell off?

[Lunatic 1,186]

celestia / trollestia / molestia?

[NavelColt 22,883]

What if your wings fell off?

 

Guess I'd be usin' ladders to get up to take naps on clouds, then. I ain't like Rainbow Dash from the sissy girl show, I'm too lazy to fly half the time anyway. Eh, no huge chip off my shoulder if I lost em'.

 

celestia / trollestia / molestia?

 

Well, seein' as how Molestia's the princess we had round' where I live till' Discord chewed her head off, I guess I'll go with her.

[Lunatic 1,186]

can i massage your hooves?

[NavelColt 22,883]

can i massage your hooves?

 

Uhhh...I guess. Don't do nothin' weird though, I don't usually like ponies touchin' my hooves. One of the few things me and the real Rainbow pony have in common.

[Lunatic 1,186]

what would you do if justin bieber came to your universe?

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Dang I was hoping this thread of yours would die!

 

You Suck!!!!

 

P.S. When dafaq is swag.mov coming?