Ask Bane

[BoopMan 2,404]

Ow god ow! AWW OWW WHY!? Ahh...

 

Thanks comrade, I really needed that. My back has been acting up all night. You're my number one Chiropractor now.

 

Thanks!

[Mirad 217]

Please, tell me Bane, why do you hate Batman so much?

 

Oh, and Me Gusta your bad-ass mask!!

[BoopMan 2,404]

Please, tell me Bane, why do you hate Batman so much?

 

Oh, and Me Gusta your bad-ass mask!!

 

He betrayed the League of Shadows.

 

And why thank you.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Bane...Dimitri needs help controlling his rage. Any suggested ways?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Bane...Dimitri needs help controlling his rage. Any suggested ways?

 

Give him some hobbies, it would help relieve stress.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

 

Give him some hobbies, it would help relieve stress.

 

He already build houses, tailors clothing and forges tools. Should he have some more exciting hobbies instead?

[BoopMan 2,404]

He already build houses, tailors clothing and forges tools. Should he have some more exciting hobbies instead?

 

Yes. perhaps drawing.

 

*PS I consider carpentry exciting*

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

 

Yes. perhaps drawing.

 

*PS I consider carpentry exciting*

 

Carpentry is very exciting I agree, but Dimitri even though he enjoys it still has rage issues. Maybe drawing will soothe him...

 

Thank you Comrade Bane!

[BoopMan 2,404]

Carpentry is very exciting I agree, but Dimitri even though he enjoys it still has rage issues. Maybe drawing will soothe him...

 

Thank you Comrade Bane!

 

No problem! Btw your League of Shadows trials are on October 5th.

[Guest]

Mr. Bane, will you ever stop breaking bodies?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Mr. Bane, will you ever stop breaking bodies?

 

Most likely not!

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

dear Bane can you tech me in the way of the league of shadows?

[Lunatic 1,185]

can you dance?

[BoopMan 2,404]

dear Bane can you tech me in the way of the league of shadows?

 

You must pass our trials first.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

and what are the trials?

Edited October 2, 2012 by Prince_Morningstar

[BoopMan 2,404]

can you dance?

 

Yes actually I can. And pretty good.

 

and what our the trials?

 

That remains a secret until the trial dates. I have to set the date first.

Edited October 2, 2012 by JesstroidPrime

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Hey there Mister Bane! I have another question...

 

Do you enjoy breaking spines or crushing skulls?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Hey there Mister Bane! I have another question...

 

Do you enjoy breaking spines or crushing skulls?

 

Both, but I prefer breaking spines

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Bane, how do I kill Batman?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Bane, how do I kill Batman?

 

Hmm. Well if you ask me, I would stirke at his close ones first.

 

And btw, your trials begin!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Oh god! Let's get going then!

[BoopMan 2,404]

Oh god! Let's get going then!

 

*Commencing trials*

 

You have passed the trials. Are you ready for your acceptence ceremony?

Edited October 6, 2012 by JesstroidPrime

[Mirad 217]

Do you always want to kill people?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Do you always want to kill people?

 

Not always. Some of them can be really useful allies.

[Mirad 217]

Can I help? I have a crowbar.