Ask Bane

[BoopMan 2,404]

*Speaking in muffled voice*

 

 

Hello ponies, I am Bane. I am the League of Shadows. I AM HEAR TO FULFILL RA'S AL GHUL'S DESTINY! I am Equestria's reckoning...

 

Well right now, I will be answering questions from you MLP fans. I am open to anyone's questions. Though I am legendary for "Breaking the Bat", I won't be going around hurting people for the heck of it. As long as you respect me you will be fine. But if you ask stupid questions or disrespect me.....

 

...then I will break you. Since this is inevitable(trolls, etc) I will be keeping count of the bodies I break in this introductory post. So let's have some questions! Now with the introduction out of the way...

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEGc5EmOXxc

 

Bodies Broken: 5

Edited October 18, 2012 by JesstroidPrime

[Mephala 2,633]

Bane.

Why are you quite literally THE worst villain in the world?

I mean, I never really liked Batman, but I did actually quite like The Dark Knight, and then you came in a ruined the series.

Also, you are a bloody idiot.

I mean, "giving back the city"? And then blowing it all up?

You silly goose.

 

*rant done*

 

I mean, just stating my opinion here.

(He really did ruin TDK for me.)

 

(ALSO WTF, YOU MADE TOM HARDY UGLY. SERIOUSLY. HE WAS SO CUTE BEFORE AND THEN YOU MADE HIM UGLLLLLLY D:< FOR THIS I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.)

Edited September 27, 2012 by PinkieDaShy

[BoopMan 2,404]

Bane.

Why are you quite literally THE worst villain in the world?

I mean, I never really liked Batman, but I did actually quite like The Dark Knight, and then you came in a ruined the series.

Also, you are a bloody idiot.

I mean, "giving back the city"? And then blowing it all up?

You silly goose.

 

*rant done*

 

Not being a Batman fan is a serious mistake, but not as serious as yours, I fear...

 

So I was wondering what would break first? Your spirit?*Lifts PinkieDaShy up* Or your body?(Breaks PinkieDaShy's body*

[Mephala 2,633]

Not being a Batman fan is a serious mistake, but not as serious as yours, I fear...

 

So I was wondering what would break first? Your spirit?*Lifts PinkieDaShy up* Or your body?(Breaks PinkieDaShy's body*

 

LOLNOPE

:3

[BoopMan 2,404]

LOLNOPE

:3

 

LOLYEP*Seriously if you are gonna troll, leave*

[Mephala 2,633]

LOLYEP*Seriously if you are gonna troll, leave*

 

I'm not trolling

I was stating my opinion and asking a valid question.

I'ma leave now, though my work here is done.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Well Mr. Bane, I say hello and I wish to ask a question!

 

How did you get such amazing muscle mass? How much do you bench?

 

One rule though....don't touch my Fluttershy.....or I'll break you comrade...

 

Follow that one rule and we will be the best of friends!

[BoopMan 2,404]

Well Mr. Bane, I say hello and I wish to ask a question!

 

How did you get such amazing muscle mass? How much do you bench?

 

One rule though....don't touch my Fluttershy.....or I'll break you comrade...

 

Follow that one rule and we will be the best of friends!

 

Well you see I have always been rather strong. Training in the League of Shadows makes you that way.

 

I would love to tell you how much I can bench, but there is a rule: Never brag about what you can bench.

 

I would never break Fluttershy. Even evil has a heart you know, so I will let that little comrad slip go...this time

 

I'm not trolling

I was stating my opinion and asking a valid question.

I'ma leave now, though my work here is done.

 

(I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I am trying to play a villain.)

[Zalgo 593]

Hello Bane. I'm a big fan of you by the way.

 

I was wondering though... When you said that we could do what we please... Did you mean anything...?

 

Like,

Could we put the bomb on a boat and send it off six miles away?

Could we know who the trigger is?

Could you put those angry inmates back in their cells...?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Hello Bane. I'm a big fan of you by the way.

 

I was wondering though... When you said that we could do what we please... Did you mean anything...?

 

Like,

Could we put the bomb on a boat and send it off six miles away?

Could we know who the trigger is?

Could you put those angry inmates back in their cells...?

 

Well not quite. What I meant is that you can ask me any questions, as long as they are forum-appropriate. However if you are skilled...we always have room for one more .

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Oh I got a what if event...

 

What would you do if Batman's servant Alfred wanted to fight you?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Oh I got a what if event...

 

What would you do if Batman's servant Alfred wanted to fight you?

 

I would capture him and force him to gives us more of Batman's secrets.

[Radiance64 7,051]

Hello Bane.

How do you feel about this Bane?

 

from Batman and Robin

 

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

 

I would capture him and force him to gives us more of Batman's secrets.

 

What if Michael Caine (ha) wanted to fight you instead?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Hello Bane.

How do you feel about this Bane?

 

from Batman and Robin

 

 

.....*Breaks that foul imitator's Body* Next question?

 

What if Michael Caine (ha) wanted to fight you instead?

 

I would knock him unconscious. He would be useful.

[Zalgo 593]

Could I join the league of shadows?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Could I join the league of shadows?

 

You will have to go through a multi-part test. If you survive....then you can join.

[Zalgo 593]

 

 

You will have to go through a multi-part test. If you survive....then you can join.

 

Okay, when can I start?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Okay, when can I start?

 

Your trials begin tommorow.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Can I also join the League of Shadows?

 

I'm no villain but this will definitely make me more popular with the womens....

[BoopMan 2,404]

Can I also join the League of Shadows?

 

I'm no villain but this will definitely make me more popular with the womens....

 

Depends. you will have to wait a while though.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

That's okay, I have all the time in the world.

[BoopMan 2,404]

That's okay, I have all the time in the world.

 

Hehe. Just be prepared.

 

(PS ask Bane speech questions, I am looking for exuses to recite Bane's speeches )

Edited September 27, 2012 by JesstroidPrime

[Radiance64 7,051]

Hey Bane, I got you a present!

You like?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Hey Bane, I got you a present!

You like?

 

Actually I do. Thank you.