Ask Bane

[BoopMan 2,404]

Can I help? I have a crowbar.

 

Maybe. I am not sure I need any help at the moment. But I will keep you in mind when I do!

[Mirad 217]

 

I'll get the Bug Bait. We're gonna get Antillions in on this.

[BoopMan 2,404]

I'll get the Bug Bait. We're gonna get Antillions in on this.

 

Sorry, the league of shadows can't fit that many people :/

[Mirad 217]

D: Alright, I'll just go kill them. *sobs*

 

[EDIT]: No sad face in the forums? I thought that was it...

Edited October 18, 2012 by Gordon Freeman

[BoopMan 2,404]

D: Alright, I'll just go kill them. *sobs*

 

[EDIT]: No sad face in the forums? I thought that was it...

 

You do not need to kill them. Their punishment must be more severe

[Mirad 217]

So... Burn them, then extinguish them, then slice them, rape them, curdle out their eyes, and skull & butt rape them til' they turn to meaty piles of alien flesh?

[BoopMan 2,404]

rape? Not funny Gordan. At all. In fact I would say that was a serious mistake...So now I will break you.*Does the following to Gordan Freeman*:

 

*Breaks Gordan's back*

Edited October 18, 2012 by JesstroidPrime

[butter scotch 79]

I want in on this "leage of shadows"! How dare you leave me out? YOU are a spy!

[BoopMan 2,404]

I want in on this "leage of shadows"! How dare you leave me out? YOU are a spy!

 

You accuse Bane of being a spy? HOW DARE YOU?! I shall break you know!*Lifts Butter Scotch up and breaks his back*.

[Mirad 217]

You can't break Gordon! Hare dare you even try. I pity, with my crowbar. *proceeds to whack bane with his crowbar*

[BoopMan 2,404]

*Blocks bar, grabs Freeman and breaks his back*

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Dimitri is here now! *Dimitri breaks random back*

 

I wonder who that was.....

[BoopMan 2,404]

Dimitri is here now! *Dimitri breaks random back*

 

I wonder who that was.....

 

I don't know but please remove Freeman's body for me please.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Can do! *Drags body into dark room*

[BoopMan 2,404]

Can do! *Drags body into dark room*

 

Thank you.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Welcome comrade! Dimitri is now going to go and mutilate somepony....

[BoopMan 2,404]

Welcome comrade! Dimitri is now going to go and mutilate somepony....

 

Speaking of which, I have a target for you. Meet me...(PM)

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

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Edited May 3, 2021 by Blue

[BoopMan 2,404]

Which is greater, Mr. the Bane;

To be loved or to be feared? From which also presupposes the personal question adjunct, which is greater; to love or to fear?

 

Well blue, Love and fear are 2 interesting subjects. To be loved would be better because it gives you friends and such. But when you are a villain doing villain work, you want to be feared.

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

Don't trip on the cliches when you punch-out, Bane.

[BoopMan 2,404]

Don't trip on the cliches when you punch-out, Bane.

 

Oh you won't have to worry about me

[Radiance64 7,051]

Hey Bane, who's bane are you exactly? What is your bane?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Hey Bane, who's bane are you exactly? What is your bane?

 

I am the Bane to Batman and anyone who opposes the League of Shadows

 

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Dear bane how come you weren't on venom in batman?

[BoopMan 2,404]

Dear bane how come you weren't on venom in batman?

 

Venom?(Remember this is the movie Bane, not comic Bane)