Give an awkward compliment to the user above you.

[Wardaddy 470]

Your eyes remind me of the blue chrome of my Xbox 360 Controller. Never fails to appeal to the eyes.

[Sylvester 350]

I've never seen anyone who needs lubricant for their joints...

Accept the tin man....

Edited September 13, 2013 by Silverstar

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Your fanfics have excellent plots story lines.

[Skylar 1,641]

Your hair almost looks as good as my door mat, and my door mat cost alot of money! 

[SkyStorm 334]

I like how your eyes match your tail?

[Skylar 1,641]

@ SkyStorm That was more of a good compliment than an awkward one, haha  

 

I love the color of your hair, because it reminds me of the water I drink from my trough xD 

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

I bet your innards are as beautiful as your outtards. 

[Sunset Shimmering 43]

I simply prefer you to wear a bow on your hair! You don't look good without it!

[Grand_Finale 529]

NICE TITS

 

awkward enough?

[Skylar 1,641]

You have a mouth like a potato. 

[Unnamed 9]

I'm going to kill you. I really like your mane?

[Loriem 639]

Your tongue looks as moist as the road at the end of winter.

Edited September 16, 2013 by Secret Person

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Being Secretive is really cool. Like your toenail. I mean... it's in your shoe. And that's cool. It's like a Secret cause I can't see it.

[Wingnut 7,001]

The smoke from your pipe only made me cough twice today.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

When I look in your eyes, I feel like I could look for lightyears.

[Rukia 21]

I love the way that your nose hairs match your "stubble".

Edited October 1, 2013 by Rukia

[ColtofPersonality 855]

So..the curtains do match the drapes!

[Abstract 832]

Your breath is so..warm and comforting...*SNIFF*

[squareyes 153]

Thanks! You're the first person to let me hold a dart ever since... Never mind..

[Frosty V 309]

Roses are red, violets are blue......I like your tits.

Edited October 2, 2013 by Frosty V

[Clover Heart 978]

Your hair looks so soft. Can I shave it off and wear it like a shirt?

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

you make the cutest noises while you sleep O.O

Edited October 2, 2013 by QuirkyUsername

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

You're very cute when you slurp the last drops of juice inside the juice box while you stare off into space as though somepony spiked it with something. Not that someone would intentionally spike your drink without you knowing. Not that I would spike your drink either because... Aw, just forget it.

[Loriem 639]

Your face looks so deliciously touchable. I'm sure many people ask to lick your face.

[Onyx 0]

i just licked your elbow, and it was delicious~